Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published: 14 September 2016
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    Very special thanks to:
    Devon the cinematographer
    T.W. the camp scene art director and prop maker
    Paul the Police Chief
    I really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate you guys.

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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.
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Comments • 2 756

  • I'mWatchingYou Ppl
    I'mWatchingYou Ppl  4 days back

    This egg movie is GREAT!!

    • Clinton Long
      Clinton Long  5 days back

      “The fingers wouldve...” 😂😂

      • Not Logic
        Not Logic  7 days back

        Who’s here almost 2 mill congrats

        • Becca Calliou
          Becca Calliou  2 weeks back

          I love this guy hes awsome

          • Sahaj Singh
            Sahaj Singh  3 weeks back


            • CaryIshScary :3
              CaryIshScary :3  3 weeks back

              Literally the first video I watched had an Eggisode and fucking I do not regret a thing.

              • Xxkeirden_ gachaxX
                Xxkeirden_ gachaxX  3 weeks back

                I am going to make this burrito

                • wonderbread
                  wonderbread  3 weeks back

                  please tell me that egg’s name is John Eggbert

                  • adwait bhattacharya
                    adwait bhattacharya  3 weeks back

                    I came for some good burrito. But I think I'm pretty satisfied with the crime drama

                    • Swordfish
                      Swordfish  3 weeks back

                      where are the ingredients mentioned?

                      • avataraarow
                        avataraarow  1 months back

                        We need more egg videos! I gotta figure out what happens to the chief and John and Douglas and the detective!!

                        • Freddie Grace
                          Freddie Grace  1 months back

                          Any brand of tortillas that works best for this?

                          • SleepyINK
                            SleepyINK  1 months back

                            This egg thing you got going on seem like some Adult swim type thing

                            • frank R1
                              frank R1  1 months back


                              • Basic Pigeon
                                Basic Pigeon  1 months back

                                Is this even a cooking channel?

                                • I can’t think of a good name.

                                  So were just going to ignore the fact that YSAC used Hamon to chop an onion?

                                  • TheGodOfPez
                                    TheGodOfPez  1 months back

                                    This show is too good.

                                    • Arisha Ahmed
                                      Arisha Ahmed  1 months back


                                      • Camille Cryptid
                                        Camille Cryptid  1 months back

                                        Why am I crying over eggs? EGGS GODDAMMIT!

                                        • Sans Mans
                                          Sans Mans  1 months back

                                          Ok when tf are we gonna get a finale

                                          • Z K
                                            Z K  1 months back

                                            Fold the bottom first then wrap it lol

                                            You suck at cooking.

                                            • No One
                                              No One  1 months back

                                              was that a fucking jojo reference at 1:00

                                              • Stefan Bae
                                                Stefan Bae  1 months back

                                                Where the fuck are the potatoes? Where the fuck is the chorizo/bacon/sausage? Why does it have to be vegetarian or morbidly unhealthy instead of both. Dont you ever try to tell me I suck at cooking you pasty uncultured fuck

                                                • Slider drago
                                                  Slider drago  1 months back

                                                  I enjoy the show but you do suck at cooking

                                                  • nyla elise
                                                    nyla elise  1 months back

                                                    I don’t give a care

                                                    • Mnct1001
                                                      Mnct1001  1 months back

                                                      I have never seen anyone cut up an avocado that way...but the burrito looks really delicious👌

                                                      • Saitaman
                                                        Saitaman  1 months back

                                                        You're one of the creative youtubers like Niga Higa and i appreciate that.

                                                        • Retro Gracz
                                                          Retro Gracz  1 months back

                                                          Let's all appreciate how much work went into this video.

                                                          • SeeburgMusic
                                                            SeeburgMusic  2 months back

                                                            That burrito looks like a lot of fuckin work. Grab a tortilla, slap on some buttered and salted scrambled eggs, a few slices of bacon, shredded cheddar out of a bag from Giant, maybe a little hot sauce and onion powder if you want... wrap it, eat it, good night. 15 minutes total. This clown has two pans on the stove already just cooking onions for something that will take 1 minute to eat.

                                                            • Agung Prastistha Surya
                                                              Agung Prastistha Surya  2 months back


                                                              Sounds like HL scientist.

                                                              • Imam Prabowo
                                                                Imam Prabowo  2 months back

                                                                Ripple huh, _HAMON_

                                                                • xXprogamingXx Plays
                                                                  xXprogamingXx Plays  2 months back

                                                                  The eggdrama is so eggcelent

                                                                  • Proser
                                                                    Proser  2 months back

                                                                    howtobasic 3

                                                                    • MikebobGaming
                                                                      MikebobGaming  2 months back

                                                                      you need to finish this egg story homeboy

                                                                      • J’Aabi Joestar
                                                                        J’Aabi Joestar  2 months back

                                                                        My man used Harmon to chop. 👏👏👏

                                                                      • SANGEETA SHARMA
                                                                        SANGEETA SHARMA  2 months back

                                                                        joHn..... *Chef John*

                                                                        • Ann Jacang
                                                                          Ann Jacang  2 months back

                                                                          The twists on the story is really hableblebleble!

                                                                          • nikster days
                                                                            nikster days  2 months back

                                                                            Wait.... Ripple chop??? A-A HA-HAMON MASTER I SEE!!!!

                                                                            • Merly Villanueva
                                                                              Merly Villanueva  2 months back

                                                                              Yoooooooooooo you GOTTA have a coooooookbooooooooook

                                                                              • Luciferslut Lmao
                                                                                Luciferslut Lmao  2 months back

                                                                                The way you peeled the avocado 🥑 dope

                                                                                • Hey Mama
                                                                                  Hey Mama  2 months back


                                                                                  *ah shit here we go again*

                                                                                  • Pudds :D
                                                                                    Pudds :D  2 months back


                                                                                    • Taylor Lundquist
                                                                                      Taylor Lundquist  2 months back

                                                                                      If you added chorizo, that stuff would be like cocaine. Addictive

                                                                                      • Revatix
                                                                                        Revatix  2 months back

                                                                                        Every mexican knows breakfast burritos are better with flour tortilla, not corn.

                                                                                        • Lorraine Sasha Duran Beduschi

                                                                                          Pls I want more eggpisodes :(

                                                                                          • Jim Jong Jung
                                                                                            Jim Jong Jung  2 months back

                                                                                            How can you leave us on a cliffhanger like that.

                                                                                            • Daniel Clemente
                                                                                              Daniel Clemente  3 months back

                                                                                              1:08 and let's open the avocado in the worst fucking way ever, because you know, first world problems...

                                                                                              • Ese1Pac
                                                                                                Ese1Pac  3 months back

                                                                                                The ONLY good breakfast burrito is made out of eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, hash brown, and a LITTLE bit of cheese 😩😩😩
                                                                                                Plus the tortilla ofc