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  • Published: 18 September 2019
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    Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.

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    Jemony Cnicket
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  • Tofu
    Tofu  2 days back

    “ How did you get sick “


    THe BEeeEeeeEEES...........

    • Gjoko Veles
      Gjoko Veles  2 days back

      4 words in 1 second.
      that's 400 in 100 seconds and you said 400 in 60 seconds.

      • anonymous1hahaa
        anonymous1hahaa  3 days back

        "mucho love"

        • riverman
          riverman  3 days back

          "Excuse you"
          Holy cow

          • Kaylan A.
            Kaylan A.  3 days back

            You shouldn't shave your head off because instead of growing back bigger, it doesn't grow back at all





            Who knew 🤷

            • mahi patel
              mahi patel  4 days back

              Joana you are the best you tuber I know and you are very very funny!! And I mean it!!😋😋🥰😉🙂😌🥳🥳🤩🤪😋😛😝😜😎🥳

              • Hannah Vest
                Hannah Vest  4 days back

                "Can YouTube like fold itself up and throw it in the garbage please" 😂

                • Jerome Tan
                  Jerome Tan  5 days back

                  your reason for having kids is literally my reason wtf

                  • fourlokos
                    fourlokos  5 days back

                    14:24 a girl after my own fart

                    • Micaela Torres
                      Micaela Torres  5 days back

                      you are so amazing, i love your vibes!!!

                      • Josie
                        Josie  6 days back

                        THE BEES

                        • JHustik125
                          JHustik125  7 days back

                          Remember lads, its at 2am where the best ideas take their form in reality.

                          • Gerardo Maldonado
                            Gerardo Maldonado  1 weeks back

                            Harry Potter or death🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️😂

                            • Audrey Belch
                              Audrey Belch  1 weeks back

                              Thanks for the tea John Cena 🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵☕️

                              • Parsley
                                Parsley  1 weeks back

                                I search your name and Emma chamberlin comes up

                                • Parsley
                                  Parsley  1 weeks back

                                  Soooo... art?

                                  • Special Boy
                                    Special Boy  1 weeks back

                                    How much you want to bet this girl lives in Toronto 😂😂





                                    Oh shit😐😐

                                    • Sam / Tony U
                                      Sam / Tony U  2 weeks back

                                      " Paintings more of a hobby i just do it for fun."
                                      *I sMeLl a CaRrErR cOmInG*

                                      • susie is weird
                                        susie is weird  2 weeks back

                                        I CAN SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES TOO! I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

                                        • Pillage Your village
                                          Pillage Your village  2 weeks back

                                          The title sounds like a pov

                                          • Mane Selles
                                            Mane Selles  2 weeks back

                                            I love you!

                                            • Annalisa Johnson
                                              Annalisa Johnson  2 weeks back

                                              Pssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh I spent more a year in community college. I Heckin hate America

                                              • TheATRAs14
                                                TheATRAs14  2 weeks back

                                                “Two friends... that are my parents” sadly very relatable

                                                • s ᴜ ᴄ ɪ ᴅ ᴇ
                                                  s ᴜ ᴄ ɪ ᴅ ᴇ  2 weeks back

                                                  99.99999999999999% of 8 year olds just realized where babies came from

                                                  • Bobbi W
                                                    Bobbi W  3 weeks back

                                                    Moms are not fat🖤

                                                    • Dereck Garcia
                                                      Dereck Garcia  3 weeks back

                                                      SHE JUST SPOLD WALKING DEAD😭😭😫😭😫😭😫😭😫😪😫😢😢😭😭😢😪😫😪😪

                                                      • The Sand Dollar
                                                        The Sand Dollar  3 weeks back

                                                        Hey Moana Ceseme Seed

                                                        • Money Bags
                                                          Money Bags  3 weeks back

                                                          tRIP[pLE LIKE

                                                          • SpinelNeedsAHug
                                                            SpinelNeedsAHug  3 weeks back

                                                            *_toodles_* 👋🏼

                                                            • Mariah Zimmerman
                                                              Mariah Zimmerman  3 weeks back

                                                              THEY KILLED CARL??????? Thank goodness I stopped watching it before then

                                                              • gurmeet kaur
                                                                gurmeet kaur  3 weeks back

                                                                Comment for Harry Potter and like for Percy Jackson

                                                                • 1_800_hobiwater
                                                                  1_800_hobiwater  3 weeks back

                                                                  That intro was too cute😂

                                                                  • Audrey McNamara
                                                                    Audrey McNamara  3 weeks back

                                                                    This person is walking fricking gold

                                                                    • Thunder Rhododendron
                                                                      Thunder Rhododendron  3 weeks back

                                                                      I love that she didn't correct anyone's poor grammar in the questions. Just pure class 👍

                                                                      • skandigraun
                                                                        skandigraun  3 weeks back

                                                                        I'm sick. My throat is broken... *PAPA DON'T PREACH*

                                                                        • Angelina Perez
                                                                          Angelina Perez  3 weeks back

                                                                          They should be called vskskskksksooppppp girls

                                                                          • Deborah Lantang
                                                                            Deborah Lantang  3 weeks back

                                                                            john cena gives off booktube vibes

                                                                            • Khushi Chaugule
                                                                              Khushi Chaugule  3 weeks back

                                                                              Why are u not posting! Ur fans r waiting

                                                                              • midnight.dreams
                                                                                midnight.dreams  3 weeks back

                                                                                I love your description.

                                                                                • Stella McCartney
                                                                                  Stella McCartney  3 weeks back

                                                                                  I’m from Canada to

                                                                                  • liv
                                                                                    liv  3 weeks back

                                                                                    we need to know ur hogwarts house joana

                                                                                    • Moon Lowery
                                                                                      Moon Lowery  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Yeeeee congrats on 3.03Mil!!!!

                                                                                      • AND I OOP It's Livia
                                                                                        AND I OOP It's Livia  3 weeks back

                                                                                        I am also Brazilian! But I know how to speak Portuguese!!!!! I love you😍

                                                                                        • •Cringe King•
                                                                                          •Cringe King•  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Nobody:

                                                                                          Not one single soul:

                                                                                          Joana: *bathing in shoes*

                                                                                          *Joana's dad walks in*

                                                                                          Joana: scuse' u 😐

                                                                                          • Alice O'Reilly
                                                                                            Alice O'Reilly  4 weeks back

                                                                                            ITS ALBERTO!!! but a girl

                                                                                            • Daniela Danitza Flores Avila

                                                                                              Do you still swimming?

                                                                                              • T Emily
                                                                                                T Emily  4 weeks back

                                                                                                I first cackled at 0:54, and then realized that she just summed up my social circle.

                                                                                                • Lily K
                                                                                                  Lily K  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  Ok. About the whole walking dead thing. IKR. When they killed glenn that sucked, and then they killed carl. The people who came up with all of this should be fired.