Stephen Colbert's Audience Q&A: Yes, I will Renew your Vows

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  • Published: 02 November 2019
  • Every night before the show, our host takes questions from the audience. This time, Stephen's Q&A takes a romantic turn when a couple asks him to preside over their wedding vows renewal. #Colbert #Comedy #LSSC

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Comments • 327

  • azshadow32
    azshadow32  4 days back

    The stalin comment is soo true. Sleep when you can. Messy house isn't the end of the world and usually means a happy child.

    • onemadhungrynomad
      onemadhungrynomad  5 days back

      i have this feeling these will not be the last vows he presides over after this.

      • EyenI
        EyenI  6 days back

        This was cute and sounds very useful!! Glad to have watched this

        • Île-de- France
          Île-de- France  7 days back

          Meanwhile

          *Republicans Seek to Swamp Democratic Offices With Anti-Impeachment Calls*

          The Republican National Committee’s effort was meant to tie up phone lines of congressional Democrats as part of a broader plan to defend trump.

          The Republican National Committee paid to generate thousands of calls to the congressional offices of nearly three dozen House Democrats in recent weeks, an effort that was aimed at both shaping opinion around the impeachment inquiry and tying up the phone lines of the elected officials, according to two people briefed on the effort.

          *The calls were part of a broader effort by Republicans to influence public opinion around the investigation into President Trump. The Trump campaign and the Republican committee have taken the lead on political messaging defending Trump at a moment of political vulnerability, using television and digital ads, as well as the phone calls.

          https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/04/us/politics/impeachment-republican-national-committee.html

          • ClearPolitics
            ClearPolitics  7 days back

            Only 1 like per person possible in Youtube2019, come on...

            • Liz Cardoza
              Liz Cardoza  1 weeks back

              It's November and they are expecting in September? That's more than nine months.

              • S Miller
                S Miller  1 weeks back

                Was waiting for a prolonged LotR quote or some words from Gandalf 🧙‍♂️

                • Kaos Sverige
                  Kaos Sverige  1 weeks back

                  Babies aren't Stalins FFS . Its the freaking capitalistic societies that are Stalins and make us all overwork and then some with some vacations / pensions / insert method of escapism here ( IF we are lucky ) . Grow a pair and fight for a better future where you don't have to call babies Stalins . Until then suffer well 🤢🤮😷

                  • Xiphane X
                    Xiphane X  1 weeks back

                    Cool! The magic powers that come with being a late show host... :DDD

                    • Tony Trenkle Jr
                      Tony Trenkle Jr  1 weeks back

                      Was that the same couple?? lol

                      • Joe Blow
                        Joe Blow  1 weeks back

                        Why say we are expecting. expecting what? maybe desolation after investing your life with an ingrate

                        • Malkie s
                          Malkie s  1 weeks back

                          It’s my husband and I’s 10th anniversary, will you renew ours?

                          • Tryo707
                            Tryo707  1 weeks back

                            The couple should have said that they each think their spouse is their "precious". Colbert would be right at home in a LotR inspired wedding.

                            • ZdenekLU
                              ZdenekLU  1 weeks back

                              So cute. Not enough thumbs to give on YT.

                              • Romuald Rosemain
                                Romuald Rosemain  1 weeks back

                                Everyday hundreds of thousands of women give birth to Joseph Stalins in the world. Harsh truth

                                • Aaron Robinson
                                  Aaron Robinson  1 weeks back

                                  I'm usually not a big fan of public declarations like that; too hokey. But man, seeing her smile like that, Matt definitely did the right thing. That was sweet.

                                  • Ekkie101
                                    Ekkie101  1 weeks back

                                    The fastest wit in show business.

                                    • Rraune
                                      Rraune  1 weeks back

                                      Wait, I thought that was Smeagol ?

                                      • Crystal Barkclay
                                        Crystal Barkclay  1 weeks back

                                        I think of Pete and Warren like this.
                                        Warren is old school she is the solver of problems from yesterday. And that is great we need that.
                                        But what happens when the problems of yesterday have been addressed.
                                        Well then we will need a fixer of the problems for tomorrow. And Pete is great for that.
                                        Pete not only sees the problem of yesterday but he sees what many of our problems will morph into and look like tomorrow. Then Pete rolls up his sleaves and tries to implement a fix that works for today and will last into tomorrow.
                                        Think of it like this.
                                        Say it rains A LOT this overwhelms the sewer system and floods basements.
                                        Pete will say ok let roll up our sleeves got out the shop vacs and sump pumps and start pumping out the water. Then he says HEY I HAVE AN IDEA.
                                        Why don't we put censors on our sewers.
                                        Then when we get A LOT of rain the alarm will set off when the sewers water level gets to high.
                                        And better yet why don't we connect those sensors to over flow gates so when those warning alarms go off it will automatically open those over flow gates and nobodies basement gets flooded with sewer water. And guess what that's what he did in south bend.
                                        Not only will Pete look at your basements. He will walk around look at your neighborhood count up the abandoned buildings. Then he will say. Hay lets figure out how many of these buildings can be saved and fixed and how many can't. He will roll up his sleeves again have all the lost homes ripped down. Go in with new shingles windows doors and sideing and fix and paint the ones that can be fixed and say nobody should have to sleep on the street and give a place for the homeless to lay their head and stay warm. He will turn old factories into new businesses so people have a job for a income. And he will build museums so nobody forgets where they came from as they look to tomorrow.
                                        AND THAT MY DEAR IS THE TYPE OF PRESIDENT WE NEED.
                                        SOMEONE WHO SEES THE PROBLEMS AND NOT ONLY FIXES THE PROBLEMS OF TODAY BUT ADDRESSES THE PROBLEMS OF TOMORROW AND MAKES THE FIXES WORK COMPASSIONATELY IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND BE HAPPY ON WHERE YOU ARE HEADED.
                                        THAT IS THE PERSON I WANT AS MY PRESIDENT. AND THAT IS WHO PETE IS.

                                        • Sagal Muse
                                          Sagal Muse  1 weeks back

                                          Your baby is your Enemy...😂😂😂😂 soooooo funny and true at same time.

                                          • Biggus Dickus
                                            Biggus Dickus  1 weeks back

                                            Here's an advice for a father: If you need advice as a father, may be you're not ready to be one.

                                            • shorea27
                                              shorea27  1 weeks back

                                              Those wedding renewal vows are awesome!

                                              • Enrique Velez
                                                Enrique Velez  1 weeks back

                                                A solid argument for universal paid family leave.

                                                • Roadly Go
                                                  Roadly Go  1 weeks back

                                                  Colbert... I've been a fan for like... 17 years at this point??? Why are you trying to step on Trevor Noah's turf? Have you been funnier longer? Sure. Have you been on the daily show family longer? F*ck yeah. Did you pioneer the "between the scenes" format. Not a a chance. Stick to mastering meanwhile and continue making me piss my britches.

                                                  • Joe Blow
                                                    Joe Blow  1 weeks back

                                                    Here's my question...."When will you stop being a shill for the socialist left?"

                                                    • SaphricPCGaming
                                                      SaphricPCGaming  1 weeks back

                                                      Its videos like this that make me sad to be an Incel. Oh well maybe in the next life...

                                                      • Ryan Barrett
                                                        Ryan Barrett  1 weeks back

                                                        Nobody: ___
                                                        Stephen Colbert: *"YoUr BaBy Is JOsEph STaLIn."*

                                                        • ilovebeinagirl
                                                          ilovebeinagirl  1 weeks back

                                                          Autumn looked like Matt was stepping on her foot the entire time.

                                                          • Susan Behring
                                                            Susan Behring  1 weeks back

                                                            Baby stuff is so true!

                                                            • Liban M
                                                              Liban M  1 weeks back

                                                              "when the baby goes to sleep, go to sleep"

                                                              🥴


                                                              Hit like if you surf the internet when the baby goes to sleep

                                                              • Alex Castro
                                                                Alex Castro  1 weeks back

                                                                This is so lovely. I love the show so much but the unscripted moments are priceless. Thank you for sharing these moments Y'ALL ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT

                                                                • ForTheSakeOf SanityAndSuch

                                                                  Who is his pediatrition? Thats great advice

                                                                  • baisus13
                                                                    baisus13  1 weeks back

                                                                    this is so cringeworthy..

                                                                    • Andriy Makukha
                                                                      Andriy Makukha  1 weeks back

                                                                      That pediatrician was clearly a Jew from Soviet Union: such a precise insight into Stalinist USSR.

                                                                      • Cassandra Karpinski
                                                                        Cassandra Karpinski  1 weeks back

                                                                        "Your baby is stalin"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                        • Zeke Banister
                                                                          Zeke Banister  1 weeks back

                                                                          Dang I wish Colbert was actually funny

                                                                          • Amélie Carré
                                                                            Amélie Carré  1 weeks back

                                                                            I bet this rushed ceremony of renewal is filmed better than the original wedding videos they had :-) But that was sweet.

                                                                            • Urmila
                                                                              Urmila  1 weeks back

                                                                              lol lol lol...couple asking about advice seems like having no company who could have given them advice that they had to ask show host!!.....that's the Q they ask when they get to be on show?!...it all seems relationship counsellors office session than late night show episode....if that's what he also does then he is doing 2 jobs...
                                                                              ...

                                                                              • TheLettybird
                                                                                TheLettybird  1 weeks back

                                                                                Mooooooooooooooore please.

                                                                                • Lidija Cullen
                                                                                  Lidija Cullen  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Idiots, no one can go to sleep on demand.

                                                                                  • Alexis Adams
                                                                                    Alexis Adams  1 weeks back

                                                                                    So we're just stealing video content from the daily show's behind the scenes...

                                                                                    Just saying.

                                                                                    • Camacho Hensley
                                                                                      Camacho Hensley  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Love, love, love, love (I’m Lin-Manuel Miranda esq) the renewal of vows.That was frackin beautiful. Love, love, love it.

                                                                                      • Norway Minnesota
                                                                                        Norway Minnesota  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Stephen, you are a gentleman and I am sad to say, a member of a dying breed. Your vow renewal sillyness made me tear up. You remind of my dad.

                                                                                        • Filmaholic
                                                                                          Filmaholic  1 weeks back

                                                                                          These types of videos need to be 10 minutes long

                                                                                          • thatevilducky
                                                                                            thatevilducky  1 weeks back

                                                                                            "we're gonna be new parents in September, we're expecting" (quick math: this woulda been taped/aired on the 1st of November, month 11; september is month 9; pregnancy is ~9 months) how do they know they're expecting 2 months before they could conceive to have a September baby...)

                                                                                            • Noname Nobody
                                                                                              Noname Nobody  1 weeks back

                                                                                              0:54
                                                                                              Skip to the best part.

                                                                                              • Grim Sleeper
                                                                                                Grim Sleeper  1 weeks back

                                                                                                I have been saying for years that babies are Joseph Stalin and nobody ever wanted to listen.

                                                                                                • Arnold Kamis
                                                                                                  Arnold Kamis  1 weeks back

                                                                                                  awesome!