• Published: 26 March 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Oh, I’m sorry. You said you wanted lobster guts- wait, its you! No, you are NOT allowed in my store again. Not after what you did last time. Why? Because I don’t want to. You have been stopped. Leave. Sir…sir, why do you have your flashlight out? Is that a tac light? I heard it’s made from air-craft Grade aluminum and can withstand extremes of temperatures, from freezing to boiling. It’s water-proof and shock resistant.

    Hi, I’m Nick Bolton, and you’re watching the Disney channel.

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    Current sub count: 2, 029, 162

    With love,

    Jichael Cackson
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Comments • 21 424

  • jimins jealous of taekook

    ok i love her parents and joana <3

    • Art by Annie
      Art by Annie  1 days back

      I swear whenever Joana shows her mom, I think it is her AND IT IS SCARY

      • Chloe Terry-Lloyd
        Chloe Terry-Lloyd  5 days back

        i love the descriptions in joanas videos

        • Nolis Chatman
          Nolis Chatman  7 days back

          MY DUUUUUUUUDDDES i love how she says
          " And if u disagree with me go set urself on fire u pyromaniac

          • Mane Selles
            Mane Selles  2 weeks back

            Loblaws is so expensive - you must boycott Loblaws!

            • Allion YT
              Allion YT  2 weeks back

              give those cookies to beckbrojack he will do anything for them

              • Sarry Berry
                Sarry Berry  2 weeks back

                Did she put a metal bowl in the microwave?

                • Carina Chainey
                  Carina Chainey  2 weeks back

                  Joana: baking without these baking sheets would be so painful
                  Me: no it’s painful because tHeY aReNt bAkiNg sHeEtS

                  • Bananana Split
                    Bananana Split  2 weeks back

                    Just noticed this was posted on my birthday but no one gives a poo so yh

                    • •{Muna Moon}•
                      •{Muna Moon}•  2 weeks back

                      I had to explain what YouTube was and why I’m working a girl with two microphones making 2M cookies. Thanks. 😂

                      • Nosa66
                        Nosa66  2 weeks back

                        I don't like to eat tomatoes ,but I looove eating chips with tomato ketchup.
                        Don't ask me how .😂😂😂😂😂❤️

                        • Ann Roberts
                          Ann Roberts  2 weeks back

                          It took 7 months to get 3mil it takes me one year to get no subs 😢😢😢

                          • Malin Vallin
                            Malin Vallin  3 weeks back

                            the microwaving of the metal bowl makes me anxious

                            • Grayson Zinnert
                              Grayson Zinnert  3 weeks back

                              My dad has diabetes and he has to take 4 shots a day

                              • Sarah Nguyen
                                Sarah Nguyen  3 weeks back

                                Who watched the 3 million cookies and after that watched this. Btw joana. Good job on ur successful career.

                                • Leslie Sanchez
                                  Leslie Sanchez  3 weeks back

                                  You’re so fucking cuteeee😢❤️

                                  • Sophie Frances
                                    Sophie Frances  3 weeks back

                                    metal bowl in microwave

                                    • Jungkook21-ohmygodyes Juliet

                                      You need to collaborate with Emma Chamberlain

                                      • Anthony Barron
                                        Anthony Barron  3 weeks back

                                        Gordan ram-ram

                                        • Leslie Lovato
                                          Leslie Lovato  3 weeks back

                                          It took her 6 months to get 3 million , queenn!!

                                          • Millie F
                                            Millie F  3 weeks back

                                            I know a thousand people have already said this but METAL + MICROWAVE = DEATH

                                            • 1earflapping
                                              1earflapping  3 weeks back

                                              Quite possibly the only time that a sentence on YouTube has begun with "Nay, ..."

                                              • Rosie Kong
                                                Rosie Kong  3 weeks back

                                                I feel like there's technically 1.5 million cookies because she's eaten so many of them.

                                                • Rosie Kong
                                                  Rosie Kong  3 weeks back

                                                  Me watching this after the 3 million video one

                                                  • Claire Kelly
                                                    Claire Kelly  3 weeks back

                                                    Anyone here when she has 3 mill

                                                    • Keith
                                                      Keith  3 weeks back

                                                      OMG she didnt even realize the fact that she put a metal bowl in the microwave

                                                      • Gyanu Nyaupane
                                                        Gyanu Nyaupane  4 weeks back

                                                        One question for u

                                                        Did u buy three dogs and a miniature pig ?

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                                                          3 MILLION SUSB COMPLET CONG.ION JOHAN CANNED

                                                          • Katelyn
                                                            Katelyn  4 weeks back

                                                            *6 months earlier: 2 million cookies for my 2 million subscribers*
                                                            *6 months later: 3 million cookies for my 3 million subscribers*

                                                            • Austin Perez
                                                              Austin Perez  4 weeks back

                                                              She doesn’t know about cookie crisps

                                                              • glitter girl071
                                                                glitter girl071  4 weeks back

                                                                Who else came here after she got 3 million subscribers.

                                                                • Emily Smith
                                                                  Emily Smith  4 weeks back

                                                                  You remind me of my bestfriend (I say this the best way possible) shes weird your weird but also very ecstatic

                                                                  • Gacha Marie
                                                                    Gacha Marie  4 weeks back

                                                                    Actally 3M

                                                                    • Maggie Bean
                                                                      Maggie Bean  4 weeks back

                                                                      SHES AT 3 MILLION NOW

                                                                      • katie crowley
                                                                        katie crowley  4 weeks back

                                                                        CONGRATS ON 3 MILLION!!!!!!

                                                                        • Tanya Gupta
                                                                          Tanya Gupta  4 weeks back

                                                                          hey, you’re at 3 million. I remind you, please don’t do this again. Kay bye

                                                                          • Lisa
                                                                            Lisa  4 weeks back

                                                                            3 Million 😏

                                                                            • Lindsay Byrd
                                                                              Lindsay Byrd  4 weeks back

                                                                              How were you able to stick a metal bowl in the microwave lol

                                                                              • SG - 08SE - SouthFields Village PS (1454)

                                                                                3 million avocados for 3 million subscribers

                                                                                • Moishe *Peppa pig herself*

                                                                                  Sis.... when I'm watching this- for the third time keep in mind- she's at 3 million-
                                                                                  Oh heCk lets see what happens

                                                                                  • BearClaw
                                                                                    BearClaw  4 weeks back

                                                                                    Definitely not 2 milion cookies liar like vid so she gets exposed 😂😂

                                                                                    • steffy Caballero
                                                                                      steffy Caballero  4 weeks back

                                                                                      why didn't you just put the chocolate chips in the batter

                                                                                      • Ellie Cassidy
                                                                                        Ellie Cassidy  4 weeks back

                                                                                        Time for 3 million cookies

                                                                                        • Abigail Kupka
                                                                                          Abigail Kupka  4 weeks back

                                                                                          Joana: *-badass-*
                                                                                          Me, next to my CHRISTIAN mother: *:o*
                                                                                          My mother: *SHES NOT A CHRISTIANNNNNN*

                                                                                          • Beast Mode
                                                                                            Beast Mode  4 weeks back

                                                                                            3 freaking MILLON

                                                                                            • Jamyleim Reyes Martinez

                                                                                              Not even a year later and she hits 3 million! Congrats Jona Cena! 🎉

                                                                                              • Cassandra C
                                                                                                Cassandra C  4 weeks back

                                                                                                who's here at 3M?

                                                                                                • Angelina Bachmann
                                                                                                  Angelina Bachmann  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  3 million subs congrats to John cena 👍❤