I DIY'd Joana Ceddia's new merch

  • Published: 22 April 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    (Friendly reminder that this is just a pre-order, so shipping will begin mid-May)

    This is the instagram of the girl who drew up the design. Her name is Noor Tariq and I cannot thank her enough for letting me use the design: instagram.com/pablo_picceddia/

    Anyways, with that out the way, I have a story to tell all of you. There was a comment on my last video that said, and I quote:

    “This girl has a felony and went to prison for involuntary man slaughter after drinking and driving and rear ending a mini van killing a mother look it up if you don’t believe me”

    Now let’s dive into this comment. There are just so many layers here to unpack and frankly, I have no idea where to begin.

    1. Do I have a felony AND a charge for involuntary manslaughter? Because if so, I want to know what this felony was. Did I illegally download Taylor Swift songs? Or did I jay walk while dressed as a chicken because, after all, I just wanted to get to the other side?
    2. Last time I checked, I don’t have the faintest idea about how to drive. I haven’t even started studying for the test. How do you turn on a car? 🚘. I put that emoji there because it was cute. It was cute, wasn’t it? You’re welcome.
    3. For some reason, when I read this comment, all I can think about is that scene in Riverdale where Archie is driving like an absolute madlad through the streets of Riverdale because his father has just been shot. That’s the one scene I remember from Riverdale. I stopped watching after the second episode of season 2. I was developing terminal stupidity from watching that trash.

    I mean, there is obviously the possibility that I did in fact get behind the wheel of a car, wreak havoc, and have no recollection whatsoever of the event. Maybe I have undiagnosed memory loss of every term. Maybe I am a felon. Maybe I AM A SMOOTH CRIMINAL.

    Hee hee.

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    Current sub count: 2, 126, 423

    With love,

    Jim Cardashian
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Comments • 10 627

  • Joana Ceddia
    Joana Ceddia   7 months back

    Hey dudes! A couple things:

    1. Yes, this is a reupload. Yesterday, I uploaded the video at 6 PM and there was so much traffic that we crashed the merch website. So, I had to private the video to minimize traffic until shopify could fix the website. I apologize for the delay
    2. If you are wondering what size I am wearing in the video, its a medium. However, it is WAY too big for me. I am a 5”4, smol little lady and either an adult small or youth large would best for me.
    3. I’ve already seen some complaints, so I want to address this in the nicest way possible: I am not forcing you to buy the sweater. In fact, if you are on a budget, I prefer that you not spend money on me. This was honestly more of a fun experience if anything so please don’t feel any pressure to purchase one.

    Love you guys to the Kuiper belt and back,
    Jaomi Campbell

    • freshysquid ッ
      freshysquid ッ  1 months back

      Hey, don't feel bad. I'm 4'11 but almost 5'0.

    • Owen Hansen
      Owen Hansen  2 months back

      Dear Jackson Cress, sometimes I wonder what mother goose and father swan have to deal with. Like imagine sitting downstairs and just hearing whatever crackheadery your daughter is getting up to.

      FARAH ABUOMAR  3 months back

      You are the best youtuber your videos are amazing and so fun and you are very talented keep doing what are you doing

    • Leoni Swiftbridge
      Leoni Swiftbridge  3 months back

      Joana should collab with Jojo Siwa. Them next to each other would be hilarious 😂

    • Charlotte Orr
      Charlotte Orr  3 months back

      “John Centipede”

  • Kamryn Davisson
    Kamryn Davisson  2 days back

    Did any body else gag when she said “haters are my motivators”
    Like if you did to

    • 123 456
      123 456  2 days back

      the way your dad looks at your mom is adorable ahahaha they are so cuuuuuuute ahhhhhhh

      • Hey Luke I'm your father, don't you know German?

        I have a question, have you ever been asked to do a Ted talk, and if so did you do it?:D

        • Ria Sharma (943RiaShar)

          Joana: Joana Cheddar

          Me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

          • bristol burtlo
            bristol burtlo  5 days back

            I’m so surprised that nobody has ever called Joana..

            Joan Quesadilla


              6:16 my parents have never jumped since my existing brother and I were born

              • Alexa Dean
                Alexa Dean  1 weeks back

                Why can I not tell the difference between John Cena and her mom

                • Nana Da king
                  Nana Da king  2 weeks back

                  Be my fren

                  • The Soggy Doggy
                    The Soggy Doggy  2 weeks back

                    2:03 oh god so funny

                    • Josephine Mary
                      Josephine Mary  2 weeks back

                      "There are kids in Africa that could have eaten this felt"

                      • Lulu Badri
                        Lulu Badri  2 weeks back

                        THAT I HAVE ALOT OF! i see u

                        • Wheres Pluto?
                          Wheres Pluto?  2 weeks back

                          I know you couldnt tell john cena and her mother switched mid-dance.

                          • Wheres Pluto?
                            Wheres Pluto?  2 weeks back

                            A person would be confused if they didnt see the channel name

                            • Franco Herrera
                              Franco Herrera  2 weeks back

                              Your mom is AMAZING

                              • Chloe Stolly
                                Chloe Stolly  2 weeks back

                                I bought some... is amazing

                                • Elena B
                                  Elena B  2 weeks back

                                  *READ THE DESCRIPTION*

                                  • Katherine Amo
                                    Katherine Amo  3 weeks back

                                    i love how she’s just roasting herself😂😂😂

                                    • Angelie Fuentes
                                      Angelie Fuentes  3 weeks back

                                      jc:complimenting herself*

                                      • Anime4life Anime life
                                        Anime4life Anime life  3 weeks back

                                        “John centipede” noice 👌

                                        • doki dokie
                                          doki dokie  3 weeks back

                                          Planning on buying the shirt for my name day

                                          • Blue Tounge
                                            Blue Tounge  3 weeks back

                                            Joanna's nicknames:
                                            John Cena
                                            John Sadowski
                                            JoJo (I called her that Xd)

                                            • Amelie Sabbioni
                                              Amelie Sabbioni  3 weeks back

                                              I am from Africa and when she said “kids in Africa could be eating this velt” I literally died😂

                                              • Dance Moms Clover
                                                Dance Moms Clover  3 weeks back

                                                Imagine watching your math tutor do this

                                                • Ironicdoubt Ξ
                                                  Ironicdoubt Ξ  3 weeks back

                                                  *Why is Joana’s biggest hater also her biggest fan*

                                                  • Helen Murphy
                                                    Helen Murphy  4 weeks back

                                                    Joana: and don’t tell me otherwise or I will sue you

                                                    Me: otherwise...

                                                    • Helen Murphy
                                                      Helen Murphy  4 weeks back

                                                      Joana: all she is capable of is eating cookies

                                                      Me: but that’s all I can do right now :(

                                                      • B QUEEN Collins
                                                        B QUEEN Collins  4 weeks back

                                                        Cookies Joanna cookies 3 million Cookiessssss

                                                        • bathtub
                                                          bathtub  4 weeks back

                                                          hey.. john carpenter is a good youtuber

                                                          • Nashyra Sims
                                                            Nashyra Sims  4 weeks back

                                                            MAKE KAZOOS AND GLASSES(Like the pink ones you were) plssss I ❤ you Joana😘

                                                            • Maysen Brown
                                                              Maysen Brown  1 months back

                                                              I didn’t know power families were a thing?? And I’m not talking about the cardachians 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m talking about the family of our lord a savor Jesus Christ 🙂🤗 wow what a blessing!!

                                                              • shishter puff
                                                                shishter puff  1 months back

                                                                SHES ALMOST AT 3M

                                                                • Elise M
                                                                  Elise M  1 months back

                                                                  Dear Joan Carpet, I long for the spectacular “Just Dance! 2014”skills you and your mother have.

                                                                  • Ackerman Yuki
                                                                    Ackerman Yuki  1 months back

                                                                    *me,an african child* yes,john,i would eat that felt

                                                                    • Ackerman Yuki
                                                                      Ackerman Yuki  1 months back

                                                                      this could be a cry for help

                                                                      • dolceama sweet
                                                                        dolceama sweet  1 months back

                                                                        I just wanna appreciate this horridly,cute and fantastic character raised and conceived by the one and only Jayne Cody.She is always making my disease nightmares 10000 times more enjoyable
                                                                        Signing out,
                                                                        Lil Biby Shrek

                                                                        • DVG FAM
                                                                          DVG FAM  1 months back

                                                                          Ur about to hit 3million subs!!!!

                                                                          • Brianna Bartholomew
                                                                            Brianna Bartholomew  1 months back

                                                                            Aww that sweater is Soo BeAu..aghh disgusting


                                                                            • Angie Juarez
                                                                              Angie Juarez  2 months back

                                                                              Is this a roast myself challenge XD

                                                                              • Isabella Leone
                                                                                Isabella Leone  2 months back

                                                                                joanna : i need to stop with the negative jokes

                                                                                also jacob carrot : **roasting jake paul and logan paul.**

                                                                                • Jaded Alice
                                                                                  Jaded Alice  2 months back

                                                                                  You're so funny!🤣 So glad I heard about your channel!

                                                                                  • Mjea Niki
                                                                                    Mjea Niki  2 months back

                                                                                    *goes to just dance after video ::::::))jj)))))

                                                                                    • Limya Vaughan
                                                                                      Limya Vaughan  2 months back

                                                                                      I want my future family to be like Joana and her family.

                                                                                      • who dis
                                                                                        who dis  2 months back

                                                                                        I could here your scissors fart. stupid scissors smh

                                                                                        • Chanaz Elyazidi
                                                                                          Chanaz Elyazidi  2 months back

                                                                                          27 162

                                                                                          • Boombooms
                                                                                            Boombooms  2 months back

                                                                                            Yup, time to spend my money.

                                                                                            • Makaya Walker
                                                                                              Makaya Walker  2 months back

                                                                                              Another day of ranting with Jean Croissant.

                                                                                              • I D I O T
                                                                                                I D I O T  2 months back

                                                                                                today i dressed up like you for make a wish day if you don't know what that is it is when you dress up like someone you want to be like :)