Joe Rogan - My Dog Could Probably Kill Me If He Wanted To


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  • brendan vannyss
    brendan vannyss  1 weeks back

    Goldies and Samoyeds are the kindest, loving dog breeds ever, they wouldn’t hurt a fly. Gentle and harmless

    • Tucker Mathis
      Tucker Mathis  3 weeks back

      Joe Rogan Experience #1371 - Marshall Rogan

      Joe: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1... And boom, we're live. Marshall Rogan, good to see you buddy. First off, I just wanted to let you know that I'm a big fan."

      • internallogic
        internallogic  3 weeks back

        Joe could just show his dog for 2 hours straight and I'd watch it.

        • Chunkeh Monkeh
          Chunkeh Monkeh  1 months back

          Marshall is too pure for this world ;-;

          • Ronald Reagan Is The Devil

            >owns a Golden, one of the best gun dogs ever
            >doesn't even hunt waterfowl
            For a man who lectures people on living with purpose, he sure does deny his dog purpose.

            • Tyler Nickerson
              Tyler Nickerson  3 months back

              As a husky owner I can relate to the long lost friend thing 😂

              • RRoJ
                RRoJ  3 months back

                Now I want to meet his dog 😭

                • Taylor Craig Newbold
                  Taylor Craig Newbold  3 months back

                  Joe Rogan is MY daddy.

                  • L s
                    L s  3 months back


                    • athea marcos amir
                      athea marcos amir  3 months back

                      This reminds me of people whose babies are killed by dogs and they always say, "He was so gentle!" Wake up. Dogs are predators and can turn at any time, even Golden Retrievers.

                      • Wills Pram
                        Wills Pram  3 months back

                        Dogs don't know how to wrestle Joe. If a wolf wants to bite your face off, that's a different story, those things hunt Yaks for a living. Other than that, kick them, take them down and choke them out.

                        • Jack Jones
                          Jack Jones  3 months back

                          Joe "Daddy" Rogan

                          • Kainan Baca
                            Kainan Baca  3 months back

                            Hey Joe, since you carry your Half Faced blades knife all the time can I have you Vehement Knives Simian?

                            • gamerserver1
                              gamerserver1  3 months back


                              • Hide and Tweak
                                Hide and Tweak  3 months back

                                hmm, not sure an 80 lb can really kill a 180 lb human. If you wear clothes and shoes you have a major reach advantage. Even if it bites you, you can probably choke it or crush it some way using all your body weight. Plus the fact you can probably use your hands to grab some improvised weapon or grab one of his leg.

                                • Wildfire
                                  Wildfire  3 months back

                                  Bruh what... a grown man could easily kill any dog with some exceptions depending on the dog or guy.

                                  But by majority, a man would dominate a dog.

                                  Surprised hed say this tbh

                                  • Solomon Gursky
                                    Solomon Gursky  3 months back

                                    I could fuck my dog up

                                    • God of Dreamzzz
                                      God of Dreamzzz  4 months back

                                      I fought a feral dog before. You can kick their ass fr.

                                      • Basil Sharba
                                        Basil Sharba  4 months back

                                        That dog wouldn’t even bark at u lmao

                                        • Polybius
                                          Polybius  4 months back

                                          I think it was Carlin who said a dog's only sense of time is "forever". When you leave, you are leaving forever. When you come back, you've been gone forever.

                                          As far as Rogan and his golden retriever locked in mortal combat... I think we've come up with the plot of the next "Air Bud" movie. They haven't done dog joins UFC yet have they?

                                          • Tony Gareth
                                            Tony Gareth  4 months back

                                            No Joe your dog couldn’t kill you, but you could kill the dog

                                            • Janred Accento
                                              Janred Accento  4 months back

                                              Joe "those are designed to kill rats" Rogan

                                              • Don’t touch my phone Gamer


                                                • Jon doe
                                                  Jon doe  4 months back

                                                  I heard it’s so easy to get top comment on joe rogans comment section

                                                  • Cory Bowden
                                                    Cory Bowden  4 months back

                                                    no he couldn't

                                                    • flicfan416
                                                      flicfan416  4 months back

                                                      lol @ dominance game try that shit with a poodle they'll snarl back at you for like three hours.

                                                      • marcosmedina14133
                                                        marcosmedina14133  4 months back

                                                        joe rogan: have you tried dmt marshall

                                                        marshall: if i wanted to i could probably kill you

                                                        • RRoJ
                                                          RRoJ  4 months back

                                                          Golden Retrievers should rule the world

                                                          • Daniel
                                                            Daniel  4 months back

                                                            Do you really think I’m gonna sit here and let you kill me dog?

                                                            • JOOSE96
                                                              JOOSE96  4 months back

                                                              That is the Joest title I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

                                                              • Ineeda Name
                                                                Ineeda Name  4 months back

                                                                He's so right about the fact that you need to show your dog that you are the leader of the pack, otherwise they'll never listen to you

                                                                • Hayden Donadio
                                                                  Hayden Donadio  4 months back

                                                                  Joe: your dog could kill you
                                                                  Me: no he can’t
                                                                  Joe: where’s the proof
                                                                  Me: our ancestors caught wolves and made them our bitches wolves im pretty sure I can kick my dogs ass

                                                                  • tpalo34
                                                                    tpalo34  4 months back

                                                                    I need to see Joe Rogan in the next season of Rick and Morty.

                                                                    • Hayden Donadio
                                                                      Hayden Donadio  4 months back

                                                                      I mean people kill wild mountain lions unarmed and those have experience hunting and are much bigger

                                                                      • Samuel Esparza
                                                                        Samuel Esparza  4 months back

                                                                        All you gotta do to beat a dog is go for a leg, preferably a back leg. Dog legs are very brittle and even a stern grip and pull can stop any momentum coming from it.

                                                                        • cam johnson
                                                                          cam johnson  4 months back

                                                                          Joe “I’m his daddy” Rogan

                                                                          • Evilrose0611
                                                                            Evilrose0611  4 months back

                                                                            Ask a vet, goldens a perfectly capable of killing and maiming humans.

                                                                            • Troll Theory
                                                                              Troll Theory  4 months back

                                                                              Kill it before it kills you...

                                                                              • David Perezz
                                                                                David Perezz  4 months back

                                                                                Reminds me of airbud does Nascar

                                                                                • antelope melancholy
                                                                                  antelope melancholy  4 months back

                                                                                  Joe rogan being an icon of "hot couch" guys

                                                                                  • Tyrzi R6S
                                                                                    Tyrzi R6S  4 months back

                                                                                    winning a dog fight is like winning a knife you have to know you’re gonna get bit if you want to win just make sure it’s not the important shit😂

                                                                                    • Bruce Leeroy
                                                                                      Bruce Leeroy  4 months back


                                                                                      • Guy's Workout Channel
                                                                                        Guy's Workout Channel  4 months back

                                                                                        Joe rogan ur an idiot. u cant lift 75 pounds and throw it, or body slam it? Yeah u might get bit but fuck him up when he does...

                                                                                        • Michael L
                                                                                          Michael L  4 months back

                                                                                          28 Days Later is the shit!

                                                                                          • ALISTAROID TESTOSTEREEM
                                                                                            ALISTAROID TESTOSTEREEM  4 months back

                                                                                            *_JOE ROGAN ON DMT BE LIKE_*

                                                                                            • KiTT
                                                                                              KiTT  4 months back

                                                                                              No, he couldn't. kick him in the head.

                                                                                              • Jake G
                                                                                                Jake G  4 months back

                                                                                                Joe “I’d put my money on the rat” Rogan

                                                                                                • Ben Lewies
                                                                                                  Ben Lewies  4 months back

                                                                                                  Joe “quote something Joe said” Rogan...