Everything Wrong With Battleship In 6 Minutes Or Less

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  • InfiniteRaids 67331
    InfiniteRaids 67331  3 days back

    Who else thought Michael Bay directed this movie

    • madmitchell79
      madmitchell79  1 weeks back

      I actually paid to watch this at cinema :( you forgot the drop anchor handbrake turn the ship did near the end, that's atleast 20 sin points!

      • Nick Herting
        Nick Herting  3 weeks back

        Do Under Siege LOL

        • Apple Tree
          Apple Tree  1 months back

          Wow Rihanna must be use to taking a beating.
          She only had a small split lip after being backhanded by an 1,000 make alien and knocked off her feet twice.

          • your boy
            your boy  1 months back

            this is one of my favourite movies and seeing its only 6 minutes mademe happy

            • lol
              lol  1 months back

              Its still a decent movie, just not the best, the writing was ok and the effects were great.

              • Paxton Speer
                Paxton Speer  1 months back

                No hasbro made the game BATTLESHIP

                • Demon Lord Gaming
                  Demon Lord Gaming  1 months back

                  "Temperature -314 C°" shows how smart the makers of this movie are

                  • Cash Adler
                    Cash Adler  2 months back

                    I feel like I would’ve liked this movie if the main character was Ryan Reynolds

                    • RebelGaming 1.5.1
                      RebelGaming 1.5.1  2 months back

                      The Missouri and the rest of the Iowa class battleships could get out to sea within an hour of work, unless she needed fuel or ammunition or repairs, there's a reason beyond speed they're fast battleships.

                      • RebelGaming 1.5.1
                        RebelGaming 1.5.1  2 months back

                        And besides, I've been keeping tabs on literal forums dedicated to keeping track of the whereabouts and condition of the Iowa-Class. Still able to be used, have some equipment, there is a poor amount of trained crew though. Maintenance is usually happening when they close the museum, and those Tomahawks? They're literally able to be loaded in minutes.

                      • RebelGaming 1.5.1
                        RebelGaming 1.5.1  2 months back

                        I left most of the details out for ease of typing, retard, I know about the Navy, and I know that those ships are still a very formidable force, even against the world's strongest warships, they alone could knock out multiple battle groups of the Chinese Navy before being sunk, they're super-Battleships/fast Battleships for God's sake. And even then I don't agree with the movie, it would take more than an hour currently, but in 2012, the ships were younger, by multiple years, hell, filming was probably done in 2011, that's an 8-7 year difference between now and then, and I will give the movie pros for showing the sheer power and speed of the Iowa-Class, I don't agree still, however, with the time it took, less than 5 minutes on-screen time, and probably 15 offscreen, that's a ridiculous amount of time. An hour? Possible. 20 minutes? Definitely not. Today, it's probably an hour and a half minimum, 5 and a half maximum. Depending on Ammunition storage currently, fuel, crew training, etc. My point is, it could've been possible to do it in an hour, but not in the screentime given.

                      • John S
                        John S  2 months back

                        @RebelGaming 1.5.1 Oh, right. Those are the only things that need to be done. No checking of water or food storage, let maintenance, repairs, loading of regular supplies, getting a crew together, loading said crew. Yeah, done real quick. Sure, the gun caps can come off, that doesn't mean that the ship can be ready in an hour or that the ships are still either in Navy control or currently on standby to be used. They might've, at one point, but things change.

                      • RebelGaming 1.5.1
                        RebelGaming 1.5.1  2 months back

                        Thing is, they're ready to be put back into action at any time, given if we need floating artillery batteries. Therefore they would have Ammunition in a warehouse nearby or even in a locked munitions storage on the ship, The engines would be ready to be fired, and the systems would be kept in the best shape possible, why else would the gun caps be able to come off?

                      • John S
                        John S  2 months back

                        Except for the fact that they're no longer Navy property, and it would take more than those guys to bring it to combat readiness.

                    • Paxton Speer
                      Paxton Speer  2 months back

                      0:09 I actually hasbro made the game battleship so they can be in the intro

                      • Luis Got Gas
                        Luis Got Gas  2 months back

                        Can you do a video on wolf of Wall Street

                        • Nate Hill
                          Nate Hill  2 months back

                          Do everything wrong with "Unstoppable" in 451 minutes or less...

                          • Kainable87
                            Kainable87  3 months back

                            Why do I feel this is a prelude to TopGun CinemaSins.

                            • Devil0027
                              Devil0027  3 months back

                              I fully expected a text block after the title to pop up and say “the entire movie...” and it only been 10 sec long

                              • Warhamsterxxx
                                Warhamsterxxx  3 months back

                                Battleship rate of fire puts destroyers to shame.

                                • Zefanya Vannessa
                                  Zefanya Vannessa  3 months back

                                  I need to watch the movie like aliens vs humans like ending baby name rose what that movie i need to know

                                  • DGOfTheCentury
                                    DGOfTheCentury  3 months back

                                    i actually miss this kind of simplicity in the videos..

                                    • Benator
                                      Benator  3 months back

                                      you missed drifting fuckin iowa class battleship on anchor

                                      • Matt FreeMatt
                                        Matt FreeMatt  3 months back

                                        06:16 Lose a boxing match to Chris Brown. (I fixed it for you).

                                        • Matt FreeMatt
                                          Matt FreeMatt  3 months back

                                          02:39 Could you not yell "Todd" from Vamonos Pest?

                                          • Askformoreinfo whichyouwontget

                                            Military porn :>>>

                                            • McNair Guitar
                                              McNair Guitar  3 months back

                                              Lieutenant is the lowest rank an officer can have actually, so he hasn't been promoted at all

                                              • John S
                                                John S  3 months back

                                                Except, in reality, he was promoted twice.

                                            • Jackk Reacherr
                                              Jackk Reacherr  3 months back

                                              Everything wrong with Battleship: HAS RIHANNA IN IT. Ewww

                                              • Kevin Clark
                                                Kevin Clark  3 months back

                                                Getting to Lieutenant is automatic in the Navy...

                                                • James Flowers
                                                  James Flowers  3 months back

                                                  Bruh come on you know if they said “You sunk my battleship” you would ABSOLUTELY sin it

                                                  • Lee Hong Jin
                                                    Lee Hong Jin  4 months back

                                                    When the aliens flex on you after 10+ giant stielhandgranate hits on your ship.

                                                    • P0tatozz yT
                                                      P0tatozz yT  4 months back

                                                      Me; sees Liam Nelson.
                                                      Also me; aww shit here we go again

                                                      • Jimmy Ayers
                                                        Jimmy Ayers  4 months back

                                                        Lots of museum ships keep their ammunition, for example the uss Massachusetts I think is a quarter of the way full with 16 inch ammunition

                                                        • chris bennett
                                                          chris bennett  4 months back

                                                          They actually do have a few rounds of ammo on the old battleships

                                                          • chris bennett
                                                            chris bennett  4 months back

                                                            Ropes on the side of ships can’t actually support the average body weight of a person

                                                            • chris bennett
                                                              chris bennett  4 months back

                                                              Fancy guns add sin

                                                              • chris bennett
                                                                chris bennett  4 months back

                                                                Wearing navy type ones on a ship add sin

                                                                • chris bennett
                                                                  chris bennett  4 months back

                                                                  Full senior means highest ranking person and if there is more then one who’s been in the longest and being a weapons officer he probably is next full senior

                                                                  • John S
                                                                    John S  4 months back

                                                                    Full senior what?

                                                                • chris bennett
                                                                  chris bennett  4 months back

                                                                  Add a sin for better technology then we actually have

                                                                  • chris bennett
                                                                    chris bennett  4 months back

                                                                    And we actually do say we didn’t sign up for this bullshit whenever anything goes wrong

                                                                    • chris bennett
                                                                      chris bennett  4 months back

                                                                      To make Lt in the Navy you just have to be in long enough and they called his brother because his brother is his CO but that should be a sin in itself

                                                                      • John S
                                                                        John S  4 months back

                                                                        Because 8 separate comments are totally necessary.

                                                                        His brother isn't his CO. They're on two different ships.

                                                                    • h h
                                                                      h h  4 months back

                                                                      im surprised he didnt say a million sins bam over

                                                                      • Lorax Dave Walters
                                                                        Lorax Dave Walters  4 months back

                                                                        You sunk my Borrowship! 😦

                                                                        • RecklessDWR
                                                                          RecklessDWR  4 months back

                                                                          Lol did they edit the Rihanna song cause of copyright?

                                                                          • Gujikuj Tutu
                                                                            Gujikuj Tutu  4 months back

                                                                            Why the fuck did they use the gun. When thay had fucking missiles. Why didn't they use SAMs for defense against those thingies.

                                                                            • Rman Nayr
                                                                              Rman Nayr  4 months back

                                                                              Discount Matt Damon!

                                                                              • Rman Nayr
                                                                                Rman Nayr  4 months back

                                                                                YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                • James Shafer
                                                                                  James Shafer  4 months back

                                                                                  Seriously dude, if this is all you have to do with your time........
                                                                                  ...... Go get a girlfriend

                                                                                  • John S
                                                                                    John S  4 months back

                                                                                    @James Shafer Maybe I didn't care.

                                                                                  • James Shafer
                                                                                    James Shafer  4 months back

                                                                                    Are you seriously this dense to not have seen the sarcasm in my original post? as well as the second? Really?

                                                                                  • John S
                                                                                    John S  4 months back

                                                                                    @James Shafer Explains what?

                                                                                  • James Shafer
                                                                                    James Shafer  4 months back

                                                                                    Maybe that explains it

                                                                                  • John S
                                                                                    John S  4 months back

                                                                                    He's married.

                                                                                • Dan Hay
                                                                                  Dan Hay  4 months back

                                                                                  You missed a sin at 4:27 Hopper would have been severely maimed by the 127mm cannon practically going off in his face - he would be suffering at least second to third degree burns across his face and much of his torso, rather than by simply getting flung overboard...

                                                                                  • Alex
                                                                                    Alex  4 months back

                                                                                    I actually like this movie no shame.... a little bit of shame :(

                                                                                    • Big TRAV
                                                                                      Big TRAV  4 months back

                                                                                      Rhianna is Rheeeeeacist.

                                                                                    • Amy Waters
                                                                                      Amy Waters  4 months back

                                                                                      How far away was that goldilocks planet? In ten minutes they get the signal and then come to kill us. Also, the Navy wouldn't assign two brothers to the same ship.