It's The Great Impeachment, Charlie Brown

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  • Published: 01 November 2019
  • If the Great Pumpkin has been impeached, who will take his place this Halloween? #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens

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Comments • 333

  • Robert Marcoux
    Robert Marcoux  6 days back

    YES, THOSE EYES AND LITTLE TUFF OF HAIR ON FRONT OF ADAM SCHIFF 'S HEAD. HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE CHARLIE BROWN.

    • Savannah Cotton
      Savannah Cotton  1 weeks back

      Good grief, indeed.

      • Isaac Dave
        Isaac Dave  2 weeks back

        🤣😂🤣😂😭

        • Wwe Fanatic
          Wwe Fanatic  2 weeks back

          Democrats have the evils Queen there's Nancy pelossi little kids go play with her.you don't need .🎃🎃 For that.go play with the Queen Nancy's.

          • Just Me
            Just Me  2 weeks back

            Nah - There's no "lite mayo" in our future. tRump has thrown Mr. Pence under the same bus that is in the process of running over Mr. tRump. We will have a beautiful flower arise from the punkin' patch. It looks JUST LIKE the arm of Liberty, holding a bright white blossom of freedom aloft in its hand. Ms Pelosi IS 3rd in line.

            • teresa smith
              teresa smith  2 weeks back

              Love this cartoon.

              • L
                L  2 weeks back

                😆

                • Miesha Cannaday-Briggs
                  Miesha Cannaday-Briggs  2 weeks back

                  GREAT JUST GREAT!! LOLOL They REALLY took me back with the start of the video..I remember when shows use to start like that!! @9 secs (I feel old)

                  • FIRE SIGN
                    FIRE SIGN  2 weeks back

                    🤣🤣🤣✌

                    • Adrienne Bolles
                      Adrienne Bolles  2 weeks back

                      Awesome Sauce.

                      • Tragoudistros.MPH
                        Tragoudistros.MPH  2 weeks back

                        Some say if pence pointed his hair, it would be indistinguishable from a klan hood

                        • steelerdave2000
                          steelerdave2000  2 weeks back

                          If you find this even remotely funny, you must be jobless. Lots of liberals are. Oh well.

                          • Egypt *
                            Egypt *  2 weeks back

                            LMAO 😂😝😂 love it👍👌

                            • Ernest Alicea
                              Ernest Alicea  2 weeks back

                              Please leave Charlie Brown out of this. He has enough to deal with.

                              • Josiah Tuttle
                                Josiah Tuttle  2 weeks back

                                🌪

                                • Seven Eleven
                                  Seven Eleven  2 weeks back

                                  the Great Mayo!!! LOL

                                  • Gary Bricault
                                    Gary Bricault  2 weeks back

                                    Roses are red.
                                    Violets are blue.
                                    Impeachment is coming.
                                    And you will be through!

                                    Voters: Knock knock.
                                    trump: Who's there?
                                    Voters: Not you anymore!

                                    • 50zcarsman
                                      50zcarsman  2 weeks back

                                      The trauma of removing the Great Pumpkin -- or that of his resignation under terms negotiated behind-the-scenes, more likely -- will be so great that Light Mayo's role won't be seriously pursued. LM will not be the GOP candidate, the sacrificial lamb Romney will. LM will "preside" for just a half-year until the whole GOP crew is swept out by the Dems.

                                      • Patricia Hall
                                        Patricia Hall  2 weeks back

                                        SUBJECT MATTER

                                        DONALD J TRUMP vs BEING IMPEACHED AND REMOVED FROM OFFICE

                                        To all those who have ears, let them HEAR AND UNDERSTAND that no matter who all is saying and or doing what in the aforementioned set of circumstances, that there is only ONE PERSON who is now residing over the fate of our little wayward, and extremely “out of control” President. That ONE PERSON, is OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN.

                                        The Democrats are still going to do things the way are going to do things regarding him. The Republicans are still going to do what ever it is they are going to do concerning him.

                                        But KNOW THIS, and UNDERSTAND IT FOR WHAT IT IS. God now has His Own Hand stretched out over the situation and He is going to make sure that the right thing in the matter takes place. Those of you who have ever bothered to read the Bible, or pay attention to what it actually says know, that once God stretches His Own Hand out over a thing, He ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT pull it back until things get done that HE WANTS DONE.

                                        Up until just recently, He has sat quietly, and allowed us to get things worked out on our own...but now He has stepped in and taken charge. How do I know that? Because I asked Him to, and I’m pretty sure that I am not the ONLY one in this whole wide world who has gone and asked Him to give us a hand in the matter either.

                                        For those of you who do not believe in God, or at least say you don’t….I can’t help you there...all I can tell you is this...He IS real, the same as Jesus IS real, and Jesus Really and Truly IS His Son, and they are both really and truly exactly who they say they are. They don’t Have to go out of their way to “give signs and proof” of any kind to prove it. All you have to do is to take your hate monger hats off, your blind folds off, and look around...if that makes you uncomfortable, or upset in any way, oh well, I can’t help you there either. Try going and talking to them and tell them how you feel and why, and work things out for yourself. That’ s how you build relationships with other people...God and Jesus are no different. Where do you think we get the capability to do that our own selves? We sure didn’t dream the idea to do that kind of thing all on our own. Did God NOT say, “Let us make man in our image, and in our Likeness?…..(that kind of shoots the theory of how we all evolved from monkeys and apes out of the water too, actually).

                                        • ZakTheFallen
                                          ZakTheFallen  2 weeks back

                                          God has no place in the laws of man. The american founders created a government free of religious will and monarchy, or at least they hoped it would stay that way. Donald Trump is both a cult leader and a dictator, he's the enemy of democracy. So just like his crazy dictator buddies, he has to go. His removal is coming at the hands of people, through their own effort. And lest you forget the foundation of american democracy, it's "Separation of Church and State".

                                      • fastacker2
                                        fastacker2  2 weeks back

                                        The blowback from this impeachment nonsense will guarantee another 4 years of Trump. Enjoy.

                                      • Adam otherwise Dugdell
                                        Adam otherwise Dugdell  2 weeks back

                                        When you cant beat him-try try n try again n again to impeach him.

                                        • c0mpu73rguy
                                          c0mpu73rguy  2 weeks back

                                          Pence would still be a million times better than whoever you have now.

                                          • MediaMatters IsMyCockHolster

                                            infowars.com/25-mind-blowing-things-likely-to-happen-if-dems-succeed-in-removing-trump-from-office/
                                            Sounds crazy right? At what point in that scenario does Colbert end up in front of a firing squad do you think?

                                            • MediaMatters IsMyCockHolster
                                              MediaMatters IsMyCockHolster  2 weeks back

                                              @ZakTheFallen Logic has nothing to do with it. Fake news works both ways doesn't it? The left eats up propaganda about collusion hoaxes and judge rapists and phone calls, but what if 100 million armed Americans believe that article? :) Of course, since conservative Americans aren't whatckjobs like leftists, probably all they'll do is just... vote.

                                            • ZakTheFallen
                                              ZakTheFallen  2 weeks back

                                              That's the most obvious conspiracy theory article I've ever seen. Not a single point sounds legitimate, or even logical.

                                          • Little Dorrit
                                            Little Dorrit  2 weeks back

                                            Mike Pence makes me think of a big egg salad sandwich 😝

                                            • John Drake
                                              John Drake  2 weeks back

                                              Nancy Pelosi's got a mind like a goose you better take that Mallet away from her before she hurts herself

                                              • Ed
                                                Ed  2 weeks back

                                                How much do I love Stephen Colbert? Let me count the indictments.......

                                                • Derice Portley
                                                  Derice Portley  2 weeks back

                                                  Lmao 😆😆😆

                                                  • April the Cat Esquire
                                                    April the Cat Esquire  2 weeks back

                                                    ROTFLMFAO....

                                                    • britainluver431
                                                      britainluver431  2 weeks back

                                                      "Look mother, I'm president of the pumpkin patch."


                                                      "You were adopted."

                                                      • Liliana Passarini
                                                        Liliana Passarini  2 weeks back

                                                        😆

                                                        • ENDRID COLD
                                                          ENDRID COLD  2 weeks back

                                                          LMFAO

                                                          • Alexander Campbell
                                                            Alexander Campbell  2 weeks back

                                                            Late Show With Stephen Colbert AND "Yhe Opppsite of Happiness Is A Rotting Pumpkin President"

                                                            • Terry Romero
                                                              Terry Romero  2 weeks back

                                                              HILARIOUS!!!

                                                              • Beck V
                                                                Beck V  2 weeks back

                                                                As if tRump will leave alone. Nuh-uh! He'll bring down that jar of mayonnaise with him!

                                                                • XpertGam0r
                                                                  XpertGam0r  2 weeks back

                                                                  LMAO!!

                                                                  • DANIEL LAW
                                                                    DANIEL LAW  2 weeks back

                                                                    See, that's been my objection to impeachment all along. Not that I didn't want to see Trump down the road, but because Pence might be worse in some ways.
                                                                    Get 'em both! The next in line is Pelosi, which would at least work until the 2020 election.

                                                                    • Nick Kelly
                                                                      Nick Kelly  2 weeks back

                                                                      welcome to THE LAME NIGHT SHOW a member of: THE LAME STREAM NEWS NETWORK

                                                                      • John Hazenhousen
                                                                        John Hazenhousen  2 weeks back

                                                                        Condescension? What did I say that was condescending? I was just congratulating Nick on a job well done. I don’t see how my comment will have any bearing on next year’s US Presidential election.

                                                                      • Hikage Sidcow
                                                                        Hikage Sidcow  2 weeks back

                                                                        @John Hazenhousen Very well done message of condescension. It shows how elevated you really are compared to those lesser peons that you consider to be so much dumber than yourself. Chip chip, cherio. Also, you may want to take into consideration that this marks the downfall of the Democrates and cements the absolute victory for trump in 2020. Its so sad that Democrats are so...fucking...stupid. So much so they want to sit around sniffing their own farts and brainwashing themselves with leftist garbage like this..but hey, the further left you go, the easier it is to identify those who are as broken and insane as yourself


                                                                        Just to be clear, this has turned into the LAME Night Show.


                                                                        Your arrogance is the stuff of Democratic failure and insanity.

                                                                      • John Hazenhousen
                                                                        John Hazenhousen  2 weeks back

                                                                        That’s very clever, Nick. Well done!

                                                                        For those who don’t get it: what Nick’s done here is take the name of the show (The Late Show) and change the word ‘late’ to ‘lame’ to express his dissatisfaction with its quality. He’s also added in the word ‘night’, to make it ‘The Lame Night Show’ for some reason (I don’t quite know why he’s done this, but I’m sure there’s some shrewd subtext that I’ve missed).

                                                                        Now here’s where it gets really good: to hammer home his message, Nick has taken the term ‘mainstream news network’ and has replaced the ‘main’ with ‘lame’, presumably for much the same reason that he did it the first time. He’s also put a gap in between ‘lame’ and stream’, in order to place clear emphasis on the incisive wordplay for those who would otherwise not pick up on it. The result is ‘lame stream news network’, which is quite an apt description for CBS, which is certainly both ‘lame stream’ and a network (the ‘news’ part is probably a typo. Even geniuses make mistakes sometimes! They are still better than us, though).

                                                                        Congratulations, Nick. It’s this sort of biting satire that makes trawling through the cesspools that are YouTube comment sections worth it.

                                                                        Keep up the great work!

                                                                    • Mr. Greenjeans
                                                                      Mr. Greenjeans  2 weeks back

                                                                      OMG! That was priceless.

                                                                      • Indigo Wolf
                                                                        Indigo Wolf  2 weeks back

                                                                        Lol

                                                                        • Christian Jackson
                                                                          Christian Jackson  2 weeks back

                                                                          ALL of us U.S. citizens shall be honored to have Trump IMPEACHED!!!!
                                                                          If not, how about being in a BODYBAG?

                                                                          • Rexerman89
                                                                            Rexerman89  2 weeks back

                                                                            Makes Sense....Orange Pumpkin, Orange Skin, lotta Orange There lol!!!!

                                                                            • FutureChaosTV
                                                                              FutureChaosTV  2 weeks back

                                                                              *Good Grief it is a Pence!*

                                                                              • SpukiTheLoveKitten75
                                                                                SpukiTheLoveKitten75  2 weeks back

                                                                                Hopefully the Great Jar of Mayo will go down with The Great Pumpkin.

                                                                                • N Foss
                                                                                  N Foss  2 weeks back

                                                                                  😂 😂 😂 😂

                                                                                  • thanksgiving turkey
                                                                                    thanksgiving turkey  2 weeks back

                                                                                    both will be impeached.

                                                                                    • Gustav Gnöttgen
                                                                                      Gustav Gnöttgen  2 weeks back

                                                                                      That's obnoxious and stupid.
                                                                                      Fits perfectly the topic! 👍

                                                                                      • Spa Eau Claire
                                                                                        Spa Eau Claire  2 weeks back

                                                                                        OMG PewDie Pie has over hundred million subs and his video from Nov first has 5 million views .i thought this was some big hollywood show lmfao you should of left with grace like John Stewart but you always were a loser

                                                                                        • Spa Eau Claire
                                                                                          Spa Eau Claire  2 weeks back

                                                                                          OMG ratings have dropped 30% since Trump.lol