The Seattle Mariners: A Legacy of Failure


Comments • 2 324

  • Zach Elbadwy
    Zach Elbadwy  7 hours back

    Seattle Mariners: Baseballs forgetten lolcow

    • Thomas Bugg
      Thomas Bugg  3 days back

      I'm not even a Mariners fan and I feel like I've been punched in the dick.

      • sergeantassassin3
        sergeantassassin3  1 weeks back

        Alternative Title:

        Seattle Mariners - A Legacy of Self-Castration.

        • James Thomas
          James Thomas  1 weeks back

          Getting ready for the 2020 season ,year 16 of a never ending rebuilding project.

          • Neroamee Alucard The Madman

            Press F to pay respects to King Felix

            • andyjay729
              andyjay729  2 weeks back

              Given the Nats' Series win just 11 months after their "Legacy of Failure" vid, can we expect the Mariners to win it in 2020?

              • P CZ
                P CZ  2 weeks back

                Im a mariner fan and this shit is so true and so f funny lol

                • Scott Allen
                  Scott Allen  2 weeks back

                  dude, your writing is just plain great.

                  • Jake sciandra
                    Jake sciandra  2 weeks back

                    to make things more painful, asdrubal Cabrera is now a world series champ. Remember him seattle?

                    • Smoth Jhon
                      Smoth Jhon  2 weeks back

                      Mariners won't make playoff until...


                      • PhantomSmith8000
                        PhantomSmith8000  3 weeks back

                        What’s the music at 7:11?

                        • _Cactus_
                          _Cactus_  2 weeks back

                          Clown in town - Ren and Stimpy

                      • filipinowhiteboy
                        filipinowhiteboy  3 weeks back

                        They keep hitting me in the dick! Why, WHY DO THEY KEEP HITTING ME IN THE DICK!?

                        • DarkGhoul17
                          DarkGhoul17  3 weeks back

                          The Seattle Mariners are kinda've shit. They never been good

                          • Jake the Playstation Gamer

                            April 2019: The Seattle Mariners have the best record in Major League Baseball at 13-2. You mean there's a chance that make the postseason?

                            June 2019: Nope, they punch their fans in the dick yet again. The mariners fall to shit once more.

                            September 2019: And now Felix Hernandez is hanging it up after an amazing but wasted career. You know what, Fuck this franchise. The way they wasted the talent of Ken Griffey Jr, Ichero, Edgar Martinez, and now Felix Hernandez. This franchise is worse than the Pittsburgh Pirates, and that is saying something.
                            At least the Washington Nationals ended their Legacy of failure let that sink in for a bit.

                            • Michael Earll
                              Michael Earll  3 weeks back

                              Congratulations you have successfully wasted the career of King Felix

                            • Jordan Whitaker
                              Jordan Whitaker  3 weeks back

                              Well the Caps, Blues, and Nats all broke their legacies after having a video made so now it’s our turn, right?

                              • Lucas Blanton
                                Lucas Blanton  3 weeks back

                                "KEEP BLOWING LENNY!! ITS NOT GONNA MAKE THE MARINERS LESS SHITTY!!" I love that one it cracks me up to this day when I think about it.

                                • Kam Man
                                  Kam Man  4 weeks back

                                  The mariners should've been included as part of nagasaki.

                                  • Corey Holt
                                    Corey Holt  4 weeks back

                                    Does this mean we get to win the world series next year? Worked for the Nats...

                                    • Josh Friedman
                                      Josh Friedman  4 weeks back

                                      Legacies of Failure I would like to see
                                      Dusty Baker
                                      Billy Bean
                                      Milwaukee Brewers
                                      Arizona Cardinals
                                      San Diego/Los Angeles Chargers
                                      Cincinnati Bungles

                                      • Brennan McKinney
                                        Brennan McKinney  1 months back

                                        And Bob Melvin is the A’s manager now!

                                        • Aidinho #25
                                          Aidinho #25  4 weeks back

                                          Brennan McKinney You know, it’s funny. We have a shitty stadium, a cheap-ass owner, and a bunch of talented players who could leave when the Yankees or Dodgers flash the cash.

                                          And yet, we just love to punch the fucking Mariners in the dick every now and then.

                                          On behalf of the A’s fan base, and Bay Area baseball in general, I am so sorry.

                                      • Justin Mitchell Abuan
                                        Justin Mitchell Abuan  1 months back

                                        Seattle Mariners: A history of FAILURE

                                        • George Washington
                                          George Washington  1 months back

                                          If I was a fan of a team that failed that much I’d pick another team lol

                                          • ember \:
                                            ember \:  1 months back

                                            Man I live in Seattle and I don't root for marinars no more it's sad there dog shit

                                            • flickmonger87
                                              flickmonger87  1 months back

                                              Well, considering how well his Nationals video aged, Mariners 2020!

                                              • Tyler Hunt
                                                Tyler Hunt  1 months back

                                                The sport of baseball will cease to exist before the Mariners make the playoffs again 😂

                                                • Jonathan White
                                                  Jonathan White  1 months back

                                                  I wouldn’t be surprised if the Mariners are the ones that moves to Montréal

                                                  • David Trout
                                                    David Trout  1 months back

                                                    You start off the 2019 season 13-2... What the fuck? Oh wait you finish the season 68-94 and place 5th in your division, at this point I don’t know how your still relevant. Also remember Edwin Diaz, turns out he became a complete failure on the Mets, just like most things from Seattle they just find ways to screw you over.

                                                    • PontificusRex
                                                      PontificusRex  1 months back

                                                      "Look everyone! Edgar Martinez! He's gonna teach hitting and shit!"
                                                      -Someone in Mariner management, probably.

                                                      • Cletus Biggum
                                                        Cletus Biggum  1 months back

                                                        Now the only team to never make the World Series

                                                        • Cascadian Ranger
                                                          Cascadian Ranger  1 months back

                                                          Seattle cares more about the Sounders and it's not even close

                                                          • donald deluxe
                                                            donald deluxe  1 months back

                                                            Welp, this, the Mets, Orioles, and rangers are next to win a WS. I think rangers or mariners are next.

                                                            • Anonymous User
                                                              Anonymous User  1 months back

                                                              Congratulations Mariners, you are now the only MLB team to never make the world series.

                                                              • Black-Op345Gaming
                                                                Black-Op345Gaming  1 months back

                                                                If the Nationals can break their legacy of Failure, we can too.

                                                                • Brian OSullivan
                                                                  Brian OSullivan  1 months back

                                                                  Why couldn’t the M’s have moved to Oklahoma City instead of the Sonics.

                                                                  • RJ Macready
                                                                    RJ Macready  1 months back

                                                                    wow mo vaughn sighting

                                                                    • Brad Casalinuovo
                                                                      Brad Casalinuovo  1 months back

                                                                      Mariners will win the 2020 World Series, just to spite Tree

                                                                      • ConeRulezZ
                                                                        ConeRulezZ  1 months back

                                                                        Given his recent track record, I might as well go ahead and put $10 on the Mariners winning it all in 2020 lmao

                                                                        • john hoskins
                                                                          john hoskins  1 months back

                                                                          Honestly, I think this video is safe forever. Not even urinatingtree's jinx can help them

                                                                          • Soarin Skies
                                                                            Soarin Skies  1 months back

                                                                            Time for this team to break their legacy of failure video now that the nationals have won

                                                                            • Daniel Schell
                                                                              Daniel Schell  1 months back

                                                                              Seattle Mariners 2020 world series champions

                                                                              • Tyler Hunt
                                                                                Tyler Hunt  1 months back

                                                                                And then you wake up from your dream 😂

                                                                            • Rochel Junio
                                                                              Rochel Junio  1 months back

                                                                              Nationals legacy of failure ends the mariners continue.

                                                                              • BeastlyCobra
                                                                                BeastlyCobra  1 months back

                                                                                The Mariners are the only team to not make a World Series... sometimes being a Mariners fan is hard 😥😥

                                                                                • mrsticky005
                                                                                  mrsticky005  1 months back

                                                                                  The Mariners are going to the World Series!!!!


                                                                                  Cascadia subduction zone: Lol. My bad

                                                                                  • Kenderick Scott
                                                                                    Kenderick Scott  1 months back

                                                                                    Congrats, Mariners.

                                                                                    Now that the Nationals made it to the World Series, you are now the only MLB team never to do so.

                                                                                    This is officially the least successful franchise in Baseball.

                                                                                    • Tyler Hunt
                                                                                      Tyler Hunt  1 months back

                                                                                      Least successful franchise in sports*

                                                                                  • G. T.
                                                                                    G. T.  1 months back

                                                                                    The only team in MLB to never win a pennant (World Series appearance)

                                                                                    • Ruben T
                                                                                      Ruben T  2 months back

                                                                                      All droughts come to an end. Some day, the Mariners will go all the way.

                                                                                      • Cody Luis D
                                                                                        Cody Luis D  1 months back

                                                                                        Ruben T congrats on your first World Series!!!! Yankees fan here

                                                                                      • Justinn Zamora
                                                                                        Justinn Zamora  1 months back

                                                                                        M's fan here. I congratulate your team on winning your first pennant and World Series title.

                                                                                    • Taylor
                                                                                      Taylor  2 months back

                                                                                      Welp now they are the only team who hasn't made a world series...