Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

  • Published: 16 July 2019

    The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.

    I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:

    - No.
    - Never.
    - Stop it.
    - It smells bad.

    I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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    With love,

    Jamila Cabello
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  • Tsumugi_aro
    Tsumugi_aro  6 months back

    She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

    • Amélie Sylte
      Amélie Sylte  3 months back

      Wait but its the 15 october

    • Juli Pritchett
      Juli Pritchett  4 months back

      Update: it’s tomorrow

    • cxldbreeze
      cxldbreeze  5 months back

      @Jade M. It's the 21st ;-;

    • Anzu
      Anzu  5 months back

      Tsumugi_aro oh no

    • Jade M.
      Jade M.  5 months back

      @Xochitl Valdez
      Lmao I was joking back, my dude.

  • sarah targaryen
    sarah targaryen  2 days back

    joana really has a brazilian middle name i'm--

    • Pebble
      Pebble  1 weeks back


      • Unicorngirl 123
        Unicorngirl 123  1 weeks back

        For any of you wondering at the end it said 'suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling'

        • Cara Herrnberger
          Cara Herrnberger  1 weeks back

          The description of this video is the best thing I’ve ever read😂😂😂😂

          • Mia Busansky
            Mia Busansky  1 weeks back

            I freaking love you and your avocado tortillia

            • Mayomonsta Schollum
              Mayomonsta Schollum  1 weeks back

              F <3

              • LilAsian
                LilAsian  2 weeks back

                I read the title as "Flying on Abraham to 2 hours of sleep".

                • Celeste Möller
                  Celeste Möller  2 weeks back

                  Bindblllooowwiinngg🤯:Joana is Laaaaatinaaa 🤯💕(😅😂)

                  • Fluffy Swan
                    Fluffy Swan  2 weeks back

                    My cousin Asked for a Avocado For christmas .. She got one

                    • Olivia Swafford
                      Olivia Swafford  2 weeks back

                      12:40 yw

                      • Olivia Swafford
                        Olivia Swafford  2 weeks back

                        1:58 ummmmmm

                        • Eric Sorensen
                          Eric Sorensen  2 weeks back


                          • Bumble Bee
                            Bumble Bee  3 weeks back

                            Is anybody else from Australia increasingly confused when people go to Target for food or is that just me?

                            • stuff :D
                              stuff :D  2 weeks back

                              I'm from America and that confuses me

                          • twigx
                            twigx  3 weeks back

                            Welcome to California, which is mostly compromised of LA and Death Valley.

                            • SADIQUE CHAUDHARY
                              SADIQUE CHAUDHARY  3 weeks back


                              • Elle Mali
                                Elle Mali  3 weeks back

                                Finally, someone acknowledged the miracle that would occur if we could sacrifice lil pump and bring Freddie back.

                                • Giulianna Vargas
                                  Giulianna Vargas  3 weeks back

                                  8:37 omg i died in this clip

                                  • Sierra Fleming
                                    Sierra Fleming  3 weeks back


                                    • Sierra Fleming
                                      Sierra Fleming  3 weeks back

                                      if you look at it from a angle it looks like Justin beiber

                                  • ItzNikaWolf
                                    ItzNikaWolf  3 weeks back

                                    Did anyone else get scared when your luggage is the only one that came and your parents luggage was deported to New York instead of Calgary? Cuz same (this happened in 2017)

                                    • Piano Child102
                                      Piano Child102  3 weeks back

                                      As an Australian I wondered why Target was selling avacadoes.

                                      • water.jordan
                                        water.jordan  4 weeks back

                                        Joana’s face when she ate the quesadilla with the guacamole was the cutest thing ever

                                        • PinkyBelle YT
                                          PinkyBelle YT  1 months back

                                          Love that

                                          • Cottontail Music
                                            Cottontail Music  1 months back

                                            I use I movie

                                            • Nicole Ciampa
                                              Nicole Ciampa  1 months back

                                              I see slot of people posting random words and get bunch of like so imma try it


                                              • Faris Hoo
                                                Faris Hoo  1 months back

                                                Brain fart??😂😂

                                                • insert inappropriate kahoot name

                                                  Anaheim land of big rooms and smaller avocados

                                                  • Little Mouse
                                                    Little Mouse  1 months back

                                                    Target is my heaven

                                                    • Muntea
                                                      Muntea  1 months back

                                                      “Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling”

                                                      Edit wOaH dUde 6 LiKeS

                                                      • ღLøl_Ìtz_Këîrãღ
                                                        ღLøl_Ìtz_Këîrãღ  1 months back

                                                        hello welcome to america where our president is an abomination and literally anything can go wrong

                                                        • Fennekin Silver
                                                          Fennekin Silver  1 months back

                                                          tip if you chew gum when you take off and land it helps with the pressure and you don't go deaf.

                                                          • Sol Bueno
                                                            Sol Bueno  2 months back

                                                            JULY 11TH IS MY BIRTHDAY

                                                            • melissa edwards
                                                              melissa edwards  2 months back

                                                              Hey Joana since you like 80s music have you ever heard the song should I stay or should I go by the clash and also have you ever watched stranger things

                                                              • Savannah Ewell
                                                                Savannah Ewell  2 months back

                                                                I loved bohemian rhapsody but I couldn’t finish it cause we landed before I could finish it

                                                                I have never been more depressed in my life

                                                                • AsianMari
                                                                  AsianMari  2 months back

                                                                  * Pressing F for the mic *

                                                                  • Brittany Cortijo
                                                                    Brittany Cortijo  2 months back

                                                                    No one:
                                                                    Joana's dad: I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm going to use the whole speedometer.

                                                                    • The Emerald Hunter
                                                                      The Emerald Hunter  2 months back

                                                                      Cue eating montage

                                                                      • Billie's My Queen
                                                                        Billie's My Queen  2 months back

                                                                        Joana's dad be like: 👍😎👍

                                                                        • Stacy F
                                                                          Stacy F  2 months back

                                                                          Wut if Vidcon was at Area 51?

                                                                          • Celine Doelare
                                                                            Celine Doelare  2 months back

                                                                            Wait your that weird girl i saw at the airport!

                                                                            • Ice cream
                                                                              Ice cream  2 months back

                                                                              The names for our dear JC
                                                                              John cena
                                                                              Jesus Christ
                                                                              John celery
                                                                              Jack columbus
                                                                              James Charles
                                                                              Jackie Chan
                                                                              Julie christy
                                                                              Jingle cells
                                                                              Jumping clock

                                                                              Tell me if I missed anything

                                                                              • Cookiecat99 Meow meow
                                                                                Cookiecat99 Meow meow  2 months back

                                                                                Joanna:you don’t wanna see me for 5 hours me:LIE’S BECUZ I DO YOU AMAZING WOMAN YOU REEEEEEEEE-

                                                                                • Flower Rose
                                                                                  Flower Rose  2 months back

                                                                                  Today I met the real Jesus Christ

                                                                                  • Tina With a T
                                                                                    Tina With a T  2 months back

                                                                                    Me here just binge watching joana

                                                                                    • Angel - Bear
                                                                                      Angel - Bear  2 months back

                                                                                      Oh my god is that the H2O sound track

                                                                                      • Christa David
                                                                                        Christa David  2 months back

                                                                                        Screw everyone who dislikes this video, Joana your not out of place, it’s everyone who disliked this video is out of place.

                                                                                        • Anna Tao
                                                                                          Anna Tao  2 months back

                                                                                          But what if want to suck your right toe vertically

                                                                                          • lemonberry s
                                                                                            lemonberry s  2 months back

                                                                                            God bless John Ceddia