Joe Weller - Don't Mess With Me (Official Music Video)

  • Published: 15 December 2018

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    Music Video
    Filmed by Mark Upson - @markupson | @F2Revolution
    Edited by Joe Weller

    Joe Weller
    Theo Baker as Malfoy -
    Luke Martin as Rey Mysterio -
    Kris Flynn-Hutt as Skull Face -
    Stephen Tries as Goat Man -

    Instrumental produced by Gold K. Music -

    Song mixed & mastered by Ben Stancombe -

    #music #comedy


    Last week
    I was walking down the street
    I was heading to the park
    I was passing by a tree

    When some dodgy bloke
    Hits me with a tennis racket
    Puts me to the ground
    And I dunno why this has happened

    To the skull
    Again and again
    Feel it breaking me down
    And I want it to end

    Can’t get away
    But I’m not afraid
    Cuz I’ve got a secret weapon
    And he is my best mate

    So ya tryna send me down?
    You wanna mess about?
    Malfoy! Malfoy!
    Will put you in the ground
    We’re never gonna stop
    We’re crazy young boys
    And we’re going to the top

    Before I know it
    I see they’re taking malfoy
    Plotting dark things
    They wanna deploy

    Can’t take it nahh
    I don’t wanna face it nah
    Can’t fake it nah
    Got me running chasing nah

    No use
    Cuz they’re driving fast
    Think they got me dropping out
    But I’m on the graft
    I’m not gonna turn around
    This ain’t gonna last
    I’m coming for you malfoy
    I’m gonna get past!


    Outta nowhere
    I see another dork
    Coming to me
    And he’s got a knife and fork

    You can pull up fast
    Hit me to the skull
    Try put me down
    But that’s getting dull
    You ain’t ever gonna stop us
    Ya need a bloody UFO
    Who’s the best team?
    Joe and Draco

    After putting in the work
    I come across a clue
    Malfoy’s scarf!
    What am I gonna do?

    I see them
    The group of dodgy young boys
    And there he is
    It’s little boy malfoy

    After chatting to the goons
    We settle on a match
    A little 2 v 2
    To get my friend back

    We got this
    We got the chemistry
    And straight away
    He’s got the skillzys

    He scores a cracker
    To put us 1-0 up
    But Rey Mysterio
    Brings it back to level up

    Next goal wins
    We gotta make this count
    Play tricky now
    But they come and take me out

    Straight up cheating
    And we’re just about to lose
    When little Malfoy
    Pulls out a sick move

    I come in
    To finish up the job
    I score the winner
    And we’re crowned the champions

    There you have it
    We’ve done it once again
    You’ll always be a winner
    When ya got a true friend

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Comments • 14 834

    WTC ER EN  14 hours back

    wait wasn't weird mask boi in but he scores ???

    • WTC ER EN
      WTC ER EN  14 hours back

      random bloke hits me with a tenis racket random as hell

      • Jacob Gamboa
        Jacob Gamboa  1 days back

        I am addicted to this song

        • LIL SMALLIE
          LIL SMALLIE  2 days back

          Anyone here after KSI VS LOGAN 2

          • Jo Hickman
            Jo Hickman  3 days back

            SHUT up little boy before Kai comes back and beat your ass again😅😂🤣

            • kvyenne
              kvyenne  1 days back

              please man stfu, KSI and Joe Weller are friends now. there is no need for these retarded comments.

          • Alex Enright
            Alex Enright  4 days back

            Absolute vintage seller at his best

            • ritchski1
              ritchski1  4 days back

              Nice effort, but don’t ever, ever do this again

              • G
                G  4 days back

                Producer did been done dirty by this guy. Yikes.

                • Thomas Maughan
                  Thomas Maughan  5 days back

                  Joe weller plzz shut up ksi messed whit u

                  • Do I Know you
                    Do I Know you  5 days back

                    Who is not going to mess with this weak shit.

                    • Sienna Rexha
                      Sienna Rexha  6 days back


                      • Mini Man
                        Mini Man  1 weeks back

                        You don’t win a wwe title in soccer, that’s racist

                        • jonah 64
                          jonah 64  7 days back

                          Mini Man that’s so funny

                      • Mini Man
                        Mini Man  1 weeks back

                        Since when did Rey mysterio kidnap people?

                        • Ethan 8eightz
                          Ethan 8eightz  1 weeks back

                          When u have a dream and make it real life 😂😂

                          • Melissa ice
                            Melissa ice  1 weeks back


                            • Alex G
                              Alex G  2 weeks back

                              Off brand froggy fresh

                              • Clapped Keiran
                                Clapped Keiran  2 weeks back

                                10 months old and still a absolute banger 🔥

                                • MAGICALVRGAS *
                                  MAGICALVRGAS *  3 weeks back

                                  Theo is chips mate now lol

                                  • Jake Christopher Mendoza


                                    • Rafsan Ahmed
                                      Rafsan Ahmed  3 weeks back


                                      • Barça Fans
                                        Barça Fans  3 weeks back

                                        I am sorry Joe but this is trash 😂

                                        • SMASH MONSTER
                                          SMASH MONSTER  4 weeks back

                                          You suck more than anyone has ever sucked.

                                          • pepsi BOI!
                                            pepsi BOI!  4 weeks back

                                            0:21 0:53 1:26 1:36 1:47 1:58 2:09 DAT BEAT!

                                            • Alex & Fred
                                              Alex & Fred  4 weeks back

                                              Classic Joe Weller

                                              • Curmeh
                                                Curmeh  4 weeks back

                                                This is legit trash no offense

                                                • Incognito
                                                  Incognito  4 weeks back

                                                  What the hell is this?! 😂

                                                  • Ali Hakimi
                                                    Ali Hakimi  1 months back

                                                    WWE Batista bomb pedigree sweet chin music

                                                    • Kayden Owen
                                                      Kayden Owen  1 months back

                                                      This is fire 🔥

                                                      • Hussain Kanchwala
                                                        Hussain Kanchwala  1 months back

                                                        Your a bitch look at your face jakesss bitch

                                                        • Roxanne Peypascissurs
                                                          Roxanne Peypascissurs  1 months back

                                                          This is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen

                                                          • Lori Szigeti
                                                            Lori Szigeti  1 months back

                                                            If kendrick lamar was British

                                                            • totuuden torvi
                                                              totuuden torvi  1 months back

                                                              Joe Weller when you fight sparr against me, just like you promise

                                                              • William
                                                                William  1 months back

                                                                Rey mesteryo mask lol

                                                                • BeautyBuzzyBee
                                                                  BeautyBuzzyBee  1 months back

                                                                  Been singing this on repeat lol, such a sick tune!

                                                                  • J&M Production
                                                                    J&M Production  1 months back

                                                                    The beat just reminds me of fucking kitty and I Stan it

                                                                    • Roblox Epic Battles
                                                                      Roblox Epic Battles  1 months back

                                                                      Joe mama

                                                                      • georgepxrry
                                                                        georgepxrry  1 months back


                                                                        • Thomas Bailie
                                                                          Thomas Bailie  1 months back

                                                                          Should have way more than 3.5mil views!

                                                                          • Fannberg l
                                                                            Fannberg l  1 months back

                                                                            I normally don't like british accounts but I like Joe Wellers accent for some reason

                                                                            • Montana D09
                                                                              Montana D09  1 months back


                                                                              • Lil Sheep
                                                                                Lil Sheep  1 months back

                                                                                The beat is hard but the lyrics are trash 🤪

                                                                                • Mr Gabz
                                                                                  Mr Gabz  1 months back

                                                                                  00:50 his face when he found he was gonna get clapped by ksi

                                                                                  • Mr Gabz
                                                                                    Mr Gabz  1 months back

                                                                                    00:45 lol

                                                                                    • Mr Gabz
                                                                                      Mr Gabz  1 months back

                                                                                      00:26 shat up

                                                                                      • Mr Gabz
                                                                                        Mr Gabz  1 months back

                                                                                        No 00:18

                                                                                        • Mr Gabz
                                                                                          Mr Gabz  1 months back

                                                                                          00:19 did u here dat

                                                                                          • Mr Gabz
                                                                                            Mr Gabz  1 months back

                                                                                            Lmao dis is cring

                                                                                            • Mr Gabz
                                                                                              Mr Gabz  1 months back

                                                                                              So true this