The final week of high school

  • Published: 17 June 2019

    Hi, and welcome to episode 2 of John Cena ranting about Dance Moms. Todays topic: season 8. What do I think about it? All I have to say is that I miss the old team. I want Brooke, Paige, Chloe, Nia, Maddie and Mackenzie to hop in a time machine to relive the glory days and broadcast their sufferings to the world so that we can see it too. I mean lets be honest here, the new team is TOO talented; they’re all micro-professionals and it’s not that entertaining anymore. I like Brady though. He’s a cool dude. Him and his mother can stay. Savannah too. Did you see her in that Metamorphosis solo? When she did that attitude pirouette straight into the back undercut, I swear my brain was transported to another dimension. I sat there for a good ten minutes just rewatching it and asking myself: what physics did she invent to be able to pull that off? I also may or may not have attempted to do it only to get a big ugly bruise on my knee, but you’ll never know if that actually happened. Ok, I’m being too positive here. I didn’t like season 8 that much. Why? Gianina:

    She needs to leave.

    There’s the door. Walk out with your annoying mom and MAKE SURE the door hits you on the butt. She talks too much! WAY TOO MUCH!!! When I was her age, I didn’t know what talking was. I just sat there with my “too-big” glasses and did my homework. I was a silent sufferer. But Gianina - no, she is the loudest sufferer out there. And don’t even get me started on Stacey. What the heck happened to that woman. It’s almost like she quit her job as a psychologist to become a patient: THE WOMAN NEEDS THERAPY. Ok, that was a bit callous and uncalled for, wasn’t it? I hope they accept my insincerest of apologies.

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  • Monique Davood
    Monique Davood  9 hours back

    i can't wait until the video where joana gets sponsored by aritzia and she'll just be freaking out

    • ACR Crafts and more
      ACR Crafts and more  18 hours back

      That thumbnail is EVERYTHING

      • StarMayor
        StarMayor  2 days back

        "I would like to thank my left foot but not my right one because it unfortunately passed away in a car accident."

        So, there's a few problems with this statement.

        • Gavin Connor
          Gavin Connor  3 days back


          • Elizabeth
            Elizabeth  5 days back

            Yall turn the captions on I have no idea eho dud it but i love them

            • Jonny coolbeans
              Jonny coolbeans  5 days back

              Joana: Joking around with the fake motivation at the end

              Literally every now dead philosopher: why didn’t I think of this

              • Egia Angelo
                Egia Angelo  7 days back

                *after three or four videos * really like too, may i have some~? It's so good to look at such positive and amazing person like you, it made me feel better ^-^ (and between us, this shoes are awesom)

                • Lia Brann
                  Lia Brann  7 days back

                  I just watched ur exam video before this where u didn’t have any bread and u were mad that u had to use a tortilla and now ur mad that u have to use bread.

                  • Emily K
                    Emily K  1 weeks back

                    I love looking inside your nostrils, they're beautiful. Pls reply, your my savior.

                    • Lena
                      Lena  2 weeks back

                      im a freshman lol i hate it bye

                      • Best Anime Vids
                        Best Anime Vids  2 weeks back

                        Congrats 🎈🎉🎊

                        • Faith
                          Faith  2 weeks back

                          And here I am a freshman who barely started school and I’m already over it

                          • Jieselle Mills
                            Jieselle Mills  2 weeks back

                            I love how your not like some of the other 18 year old YouTubers. Also how you are your self and know one else I love you vids so much

                            • Nico
                              Nico  2 weeks back

                              2:54 imagine if joanna just flashed us all and ruined her career

                              • Devin Cassedy
                                Devin Cassedy  2 weeks back

                                *DoN’t StOp Me NoW*

                                • Anna Zhou
                                  Anna Zhou  2 weeks back

                                  HI I am where ur from, so I get the same weather

                                  • Anna Zhou
                                    Anna Zhou  2 weeks back

                                    No I belivê me, I have a sense ur close by

                                • jupiter is a bean
                                  jupiter is a bean  2 weeks back

                                  Omg jade Literally crawling on the floor I'm screaming

                                  • AlexxSan
                                    AlexxSan  2 weeks back

                                    10:20 you think 12 years is bad? Add on a whole 2 and youll get what I have to go through. Im in yr 8. SIX FROGGIN YEARSSS TO GOOOO

                                    • summa loven
                                      summa loven  2 weeks back

                                      Is strange seeing her with brown hair

                                      • Lupus Wolf
                                        Lupus Wolf  2 weeks back

                                        Anybody notice that she used to eat avocado toast and she ran out of bread that she would use for her avocado toast so she used a tortilla and thought it was weird and now whenever she doesn't have tortillas she has to eat avocado toast and she thinks it's weird...

                                        • Sfhnnah
                                          Sfhnnah  2 weeks back

                                          I can tell that joana is one of those smart kids that ppl think are nerds but she’s a funny & beautiful one 😂😂🥰

                                          • alex gacha
                                            alex gacha  2 weeks back

                                            I love simplynailogicl

                                            • litty show
                                              litty show  3 weeks back

                                              talented brilliant incredible amazing show stopping spectacular never the same totally unique.

                                              • chittaten n
                                                chittaten n  3 weeks back

                                                I would like to mention that once I finish school I would have been in school for 14 years. I started at age 3 in a toddler Christian School and then prek and so on. I love school and that might not be the case for unfortunate people who feel as if they're being held in a prison cell for 6 classes a day. Now math can give a stab in the back and dress like a hoe when it really wants to but other than that it's great.

                                                • illegal isler
                                                  illegal isler  3 weeks back

                                                  Joana : let's go

                                                  Turkish sub: *hayde gidek*

                                                  Me ( a turkhis): wtf

                                                  • Lynton Kuchel
                                                    Lynton Kuchel  3 weeks back

                                                    I can’t wait until I finish year 8 sucks soooooooo much so I really don’t want to know what year 12 will be like

                                                    • Charisse Barnett
                                                      Charisse Barnett  3 weeks back

                                                      When she said "Charisse," I thought my mom was calling me for a moment then I realized it as Joana talking in the video.

                                                      • Grayson Zinnert
                                                        Grayson Zinnert  3 weeks back

                                                        Would you eat avocado shitoshki mushrooms

                                                        • Evergreen Floss
                                                          Evergreen Floss  3 weeks back

                                                          Wait Jane had PURPLE HAIR

                                                          • Isabelle Vongsaphay
                                                            Isabelle Vongsaphay  3 weeks back

                                                            Why is my birthday on a flipping monday

                                                            • Sophie Frances
                                                              Sophie Frances  3 weeks back

                                                              such well round much example

                                                              • max
                                                                max  3 weeks back

                                                                She reminds me of scp 096

                                                                • Murphy Hanks
                                                                  Murphy Hanks  3 weeks back

                                                                  Is she vegan? Never mind she’s not.😂😂

                                                                  • karlena sanchez
                                                                    karlena sanchez  3 weeks back

                                                                    The lyrics in spanish disappear whaaaaaaat! By the way I love youuuuuuuu your videos make my whole entire freaking lifeeeeeee♥️❤️

                                                                    • Jamjamjin Jamjamj
                                                                      Jamjamjin Jamjamj  3 weeks back


                                                                      • Alana Spiden
                                                                        Alana Spiden  3 weeks back

                                                                        R u vegan

                                                                        • Bob Wayne
                                                                          Bob Wayne  3 weeks back

                                                                          This is entertainment at it's best!

                                                                          • Unibailey Unicorn
                                                                            Unibailey Unicorn  3 weeks back

                                                                            I ate avacado toast while watching this vid

                                                                            • Alyssa The gymnast
                                                                              Alyssa The gymnast  3 weeks back

                                                                              7:55 omg I thought that was Joanna rolling on the floor omg lolol

                                                                              • Maya Mekonnen
                                                                                Maya Mekonnen  4 weeks back

                                                                                My brother graduated from eighth grade two years ago and I’m pretty sure he was at that same venue!

                                                                                • Maqkenzie Williams
                                                                                  Maqkenzie Williams  4 weeks back

                                                                                  actually the weather is not nice we were just i a tornado

                                                                                  • Carla Camer
                                                                                    Carla Camer  4 weeks back

                                                                                    If she was a vegetable she would be an acorn squash

                                                                                    • Nakeli Hendrix
                                                                                      Nakeli Hendrix  4 weeks back

                                                                                      Remembering the old brown hair 😂

                                                                                      • Ju P
                                                                                        Ju P  4 weeks back


                                                                                        My favourite youtuber mentioned my other favourite youtuber in her video


                                                                                        • Cera Salter
                                                                                          Cera Salter  4 weeks back

                                                                                          the avacado toast was avacado bread

                                                                                          • Alcat Smore
                                                                                            Alcat Smore  4 weeks back

                                                                                            I love how she story tells I wish I could tell story’s like that

                                                                                          • Justin Fang
                                                                                            Justin Fang  4 weeks back

                                                                                            Ms. Chan lookin the same as always

                                                                                            • Gulnar Kaur
                                                                                              Gulnar Kaur  1 months back

                                                                                              You are so funny!!! Love your personality joana❤️❤️😊