I DIY'd my own Christmas tree

  • Published: 18 December 2018
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little nut? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing but another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the InTErNet? Think again, mother trucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands alone. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable buttocks off the face of this godforsaken continent, you little stinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dead, kiddo.

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    Shoutout of the week: Today, I would like to say thanks to the first person who sent me a P.O. box gift. Her name is @jmvople123 on instagram and she sent me some lovely iPhone lenses. I particularly love the fisheye one because it fulfills my squid fantasies. Anyways, I just thought it was very sweet and I felt very flattered. Once again, thank you Jackie!

    Love you all,

    John Crasinski
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Comments • 14 340

  • Devyn MUA
    Devyn MUA  11 months back

    You look like they let a severely mentally ill nun loose in michaels

  • Devin Cassedy
    Devin Cassedy  3 days back

    Everybody gangsta till the *Christmas trees start walking*

    • Lynton Kuchel
      Lynton Kuchel  5 days back

      Love it

      • Cintia Souza
        Cintia Souza  1 weeks back

        9:09 Rise and SHIIIIINEE

        • Koko T.
          Koko T.  1 weeks back

          The thumbnail gave me “rise and shine” vibes 😂☀️

          • TheHeadPhonesOnV'sHead I'mTheHeadPhonesNoOneElseCan

            What happened after 5:10 i was laughing to death lol

            • It’s Anusha!
              It’s Anusha!  2 weeks back

              RiSe AnD sHiNe

              • Natalie BARR
                Natalie BARR  2 weeks back

                Joana’s face brings me radiant joy that spreads through my insides and dribbles out my toes and floods all around me so I feel drowned in hysteric laughter

                • Funny tik toks ever made


                  • Galaxy Potatos
                    Galaxy Potatos  3 weeks back

                    tbh she kinda looks like a garbage bag but blinged OUT

                    • Susana Aguilera
                      Susana Aguilera  3 weeks back

                      I LOVE THE The Office reference!

                      • Robyn
                        Robyn  4 weeks back

                        came up in my recommended and all i could see was RisE aND sHiNE

                        • That Dude
                          That Dude  4 weeks back

                          why was i not surprissed

                          • Jeon Jungshook
                            Jeon Jungshook  4 weeks back

                            Mother goose: ITS TIME TO CLEAN UP!!!
                            The little green riding hood: *RUNS*

                            • LPS Bananaz
                              LPS Bananaz  4 weeks back

                              You’re the only YouTuber whom I watch and rewatch every single video a lot. I don’t regret it at all. <3

                              • Boston Adams
                                Boston Adams  1 months back

                                Petition for Joanna to run for president.

                                • Missy Cupcake
                                  Missy Cupcake  1 months back

                                  Oops one took a tumble

                                  • Anna Augart-Welwood
                                    Anna Augart-Welwood  1 months back

                                    Heh what does it mean if the files are corrupted?

                                    • Elizabeth Virginia
                                      Elizabeth Virginia  2 months back

                                      I really wish we had your parents reaction to this

                                      • BTNLOCO
                                        BTNLOCO  2 months back

                                        Is this a cult I can join

                                        • scott montgomery
                                          scott montgomery  2 months back

                                          1:27 when the actual filming video starts

                                          • ging3rdragon
                                            ging3rdragon  2 months back

                                            Glitter 🥰

                                            • life on the weekend
                                              life on the weekend  2 months back

                                              This is uploaded on my birthday!🤣

                                              • Max551015
                                                Max551015  2 months back

                                                I really wish my parents were as nice as yours tbh

                                                • Comfy_ Jake
                                                  Comfy_ Jake  2 months back

                                                  Omg I want one were can I buy one? >:3 😂

                                                  • Parinoor Kaur
                                                    Parinoor Kaur  2 months back

                                                    Joanna : i have EczEmA

                                                    also Joanna : applies unholy amount of things on her face that aren't supposed to go on her face.
                                                    um, eXcUsE yOu?

                                                    • sitara anwer
                                                      sitara anwer  3 months back

                                                      You are the best YouTubed I have ever seen!!!❤️❤️

                                                      • sitara anwer
                                                        sitara anwer  3 months back

                                                        At 8:33 when she’s like this is nowhere near enough sparkle i was like oh god she’s gonna put glitter on her face aswell😂😂

                                                        • Eric Kasule
                                                          Eric Kasule  3 months back

                                                          Joana why didn’t u but a elastic band and put it around ur skirt waist line and but the waistline over the elastic band so then it could become snug like a bug

                                                          • ghostin_ss Soze
                                                            ghostin_ss Soze  3 months back

                                                            Ur thumbnail looks like ariana Ariana Grande

                                                            • Evita Elbayeh
                                                              Evita Elbayeh  3 months back

                                                              She looks like a nun and shrek had a baby and it mentally unstable but loves Christmas and Jesus and she became a Chrysler tree

                                                              • Melanie
                                                                Melanie  3 months back

                                                                *20 years later*
                                                                Joana's kid: **finds this video**
                                                                Also Joana's kid: _MoM! i HaVe SoMe QuEsTiOnS!_

                                                                • I have Problems
                                                                  I have Problems  3 months back

                                                                  Think about it with her bleached hair now....

                                                                  • Lois Emily
                                                                    Lois Emily  3 months back

                                                                    jenna marbles is burning from the power of 9000 suns

                                                                    • your mom your dad
                                                                      your mom your dad  3 months back

                                                                      You'r wird

                                                                      • アボットエリオット

                                                                        3:00 thats what she saaaiidd

                                                                        • Jim
                                                                          Jim  3 months back

                                                                          Legit if Miranda and Emma had a baby....no joke
                                                                          Love it thoooo

                                                                          • StriderStevie
                                                                            StriderStevie  3 months back

                                                                            At 9:03 me walking into a Christmas party and im the only person there that wore a costume

                                                                            • andrea From Bologna, Italy

                                                                              ...but, mostly, you should wash your booties after you poop.

                                                                              • Amina Bobina
                                                                                Amina Bobina  3 months back

                                                                                I recently got surgery and it hurts a LOT to laugh *KEEPS WATCHING***

                                                                                • Jalises Life
                                                                                  Jalises Life  3 months back

                                                                                  I’m such a big fan

                                                                                  • Jalises Life
                                                                                    Jalises Life  3 months back

                                                                                    So many bad things happened on my I movie I stared mine master

                                                                                    • Bryana Johnson
                                                                                      Bryana Johnson  3 months back

                                                                                      I HAVE THAT SAME VACCUUM AHAHAHAHAHHA

                                                                                      • Al-Husayn Miguel
                                                                                        Al-Husayn Miguel  3 months back

                                                                                        Oh look! A nun with gun!

                                                                                        • Kristin Liveoak
                                                                                          Kristin Liveoak  3 months back

                                                                                          The baby sun from Teletubbies: 9:04

                                                                                          • kat.peachy
                                                                                            kat.peachy  3 months back

                                                                                            when you can't get a Christmas tree

                                                                                            so you become one

                                                                                            • KrazytheKat
                                                                                              KrazytheKat  3 months back

                                                                                              You look like Electro from the Spiderman animated show

                                                                                              • Tamia
                                                                                                Tamia  3 months back

                                                                                                1:27 just press