A week in my life: University Edition

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  • Published: 14 October 2019
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    Hey Jamie, pull up that picture of a megalodon. Yeah click that...no scroll down...the one on the bottom right...yeah…look at that sucker. Can you imagine being eaten by that? *pulls mic in* That's nuts. That thing would absolutely shred you up. There were studies about how *cough* just before death your body pumps out tons of DMT into your blood and...Jamie pull that up. Just before you experience your death, your body tries to....yeah look at that. *Looks intently at screen* That's a trip.

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Comments • 8 363

  • Templar 580
    Templar 580  3 hours back

    It’s annoying that she doesn’t have a cutting board.

    • Isaac Mifsud
      Isaac Mifsud  15 hours back

      the nutritional yeast you ate, is usually mixed with nuts to give it a cheesy nutty flavor, which must have given you the reaction

      • Faith S
        Faith S  17 hours back

        I love how she uses random web photos to explain her dilemma😂

        • Scootco JJJ
          Scootco JJJ  21 hours back

          Who here is a guy?

          • AugustDreaming
            AugustDreaming  1 days back

            Broccoli is NOT a breakfast

            • avuhhh
              avuhhh  2 days back

              what are you majoring in?

              • Juliette Ammon
                Juliette Ammon  2 days back

                Monday October 7th was my b-day

                • SmearyNickel 543
                  SmearyNickel 543  2 days back

                  *IM RAVENOUS*

                  • isabel hernandez
                    isabel hernandez  2 days back

                    you dont swim?

                    • Lena Evergold
                      Lena Evergold  2 days back

                      what happened to thing 3?

                      • Maddy Hoskin
                        Maddy Hoskin  3 days back

                        ok now im going to call everyone a meat head

                        • Ivy Isch
                          Ivy Isch  3 days back

                          How did she get that camera angle in the grocery store??

                          • Makenna Anderson
                            Makenna Anderson  3 days back

                            when you click on the video expecting to see university content but really get a “what johanssen celery eats for a week”

                            • nerdicorn corns
                              nerdicorn corns  3 days back

                              Well Joana in elementary in 5th grade we have 2 hours of first segment

                              • ᴋᴘᴏᴘғᴀɴᴀᴛɪᴄᴊᴇɴᴇɪ현지

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                                HA U THOUGHT

                                • Ayomide Somorin
                                  Ayomide Somorin  3 days back

                                  She ate more vegetables in the video that I have in my life

                                  • Alexa Krznaric
                                    Alexa Krznaric  4 days back

                                    i feel more in touch with joana as i’m currently eating my meal prep and going to the gym lol

                                    • Emily Pearce
                                      Emily Pearce  4 days back

                                      where did you get your outfit?

                                      • Esther W.
                                        Esther W.  4 days back

                                        Where can I get the mic?

                                        • Sour Soda
                                          Sour Soda  4 days back

                                          Love the Scientology joke xD

                                          • Seven Meow
                                            Seven Meow  4 days back

                                            Uh- glow up who?

                                            • John White
                                              John White  4 days back

                                              Me: Sees hydroflask





                                              Also me: SKSKSK

                                              • Christine J
                                                Christine J  5 days back

                                                just a question: do you put salt in your food?

                                                • Manok ng Tatay mo
                                                  Manok ng Tatay mo  5 days back

                                                  She studies well, shes smart, she makes good food, goes to the gym, and has clear skin like im so jealous HAHAHA

                                                  • Bayaan KARIMI
                                                    Bayaan KARIMI  5 days back

                                                    6:05 can we just take a moment to talk about how clear her skin is, like how?!?!!

                                                    • Maya Rossi
                                                      Maya Rossi  5 days back

                                                      Why can't my time at college seem so effortlessly easy?

                                                      • sweet chaos
                                                        sweet chaos  5 days back

                                                        this is stressing me out h-

                                                        • Ella Vrzić
                                                          Ella Vrzić  5 days back

                                                          In Croatia classes are only 45 minutes long.

                                                          • Koyu Waghe
                                                            Koyu Waghe  5 days back

                                                            You are not in school Joanna you said it a lot 😂😂

                                                            • Varadha Biju
                                                              Varadha Biju  6 days back

                                                              why has nobody mentioned that joanna said "she's so tall that she has to wear men's size 13 nikes.Has nobody realized that is a reference to the movie tall girl

                                                            • Catey Cate Street
                                                              Catey Cate Street  6 days back

                                                              PSA TURN ON YOUR SUBTITLES WHILE WATCHING HER VIDS!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS... THANK ME LATER

                                                              • Jonathan Perez
                                                                Jonathan Perez  6 days back

                                                                Gotta love that Trisha joke you snuck in there. Well done

                                                                • Bisma Shahzad
                                                                  Bisma Shahzad  6 days back

                                                                  I don't know why I almost got a heart attack after hearing the alarm tone in the beginning
                                                                  Beacause it’s the same tune as mine For school😰😰😰🥵🥶🥶
                                                                  My heart went like........💖❤️ to💔💔💔

                                                                  • Черный Пластилин

                                                                    “I’m gonna go in there guns a blazin” Wait u can’t say that John cedia. -2019

                                                                    • shiniku art
                                                                      shiniku art  7 days back

                                                                      Her: 'i was a little hungry after my breakfast...' *eats broccoli*
                                                                      Me: *an hour after breakfast* i think i forgot to have breakfast *eats 2 bags of chips*

                                                                      • Jonny Peltier
                                                                        Jonny Peltier  7 days back

                                                                        00:48 hIs FaCE

                                                                        • sophiav16
                                                                          sophiav16  7 days back

                                                                          omg ur near yorkmilllls lol torontooooo

                                                                          • **Nicole **
                                                                            **Nicole **  1 weeks back

                                                                            She’s doing YouTube till year 2030

                                                                            • Olivia Shyn
                                                                              Olivia Shyn  1 weeks back

                                                                              2:20 whoa john cena is ripped

                                                                              • Rosania Toko
                                                                                Rosania Toko  1 weeks back

                                                                                I just noticed that Joanna makes me feel like I have pancreatic cancer and diabetes...

                                                                                "Docter?"..........

                                                                                • Abigail tafesse
                                                                                  Abigail tafesse  1 weeks back

                                                                                  "Holy moley ravioli canola oil"

                                                                                  • Abigail tafesse
                                                                                    Abigail tafesse  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Nobody:

                                                                                    Joanna:






                                                                                    Motion sickness, hi how are the kids???

                                                                                    • Abigail tafesse
                                                                                      Abigail tafesse  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Before each day, she literally sounds like every angsty teenager out there

                                                                                  • Klaudia Czubajewska
                                                                                    Klaudia Czubajewska  1 weeks back

                                                                                    0:01 this sound is everyones nightmare 😭

                                                                                    • bitches•in•hell •

                                                                                      Last time I was on this channel she got like...not even a million ..wtf

                                                                                      • axizz100
                                                                                        axizz100  1 weeks back

                                                                                        i started eating healthy aft this

                                                                                        • Mangoes In Space
                                                                                          Mangoes In Space  1 weeks back

                                                                                          When the screen goes black I’m pretty sure she just puts her camera into her blanket

                                                                                          • christy ong
                                                                                            christy ong  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Lol you’re learning this stuff at University?? I learnt that at 16 😂 smh I should move countries

                                                                                            • christy ong
                                                                                              christy ong  7 days back

                                                                                              Eclipse ahhh I see haha it was a bit shocking when I first saw what she was learning 😂

                                                                                            • Eclipse
                                                                                              Eclipse  1 weeks back

                                                                                              She probably did as well, it's because students come from all over the world and have been taught different things. The first semester is usually for making sure everyone is up to the same standard. Most students will have previously covered the material.

                                                                                          • Red Fox
                                                                                            Red Fox  1 weeks back

                                                                                            I want to lick you in your naughtiest of spots!,..😋