I painted the Mona Lisa

  • Published: 01 January 2019
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    Happy 2019 guys!

    Can I just say the number “2019” sounds strange. For some reason, all I can think about when I hear the number 2019 is the bitter taste of cardboard. Or the smells of a spiky porcupine. You choose.

    In other news, my 2019 is off to a S T U P E N D O U S start. The gun has started and I am off sprinting; space is contracting and time is dilating as I travel closer and closer to the speed of light. Guess what I was doing in the wee hours of 2019? I was editing this video. And guess what happened? My laptop crashed and refused to turn on for a solid 50 minutes - this was all at 1:30 in the morning, mind you. So, I did what any sensible human being would have done: I bawled my eyes out to Gotye’s “Somebody that I used to know” (that song is still a bop - NAY! A KNEE SLAPPER, and you can fight me on that one). Wow, it’s only been 8 hours since 2019 began and I have already cried out my tear ducts.

    Flipping the page once more, I would like to give you my New Years resolutions. You know those things people swear they will accomplish at the beginning of every year but end up forgetting about by February? WELL YEET! I WANTED TO MAKE MY OWN THIS YEAR! SO HERE THEY ARE:

    1. Fix my pooping schedule. I have had digestive problems since I was 10 years old, and I still suffer from those issues. And the thing is, I get the urge to go at completely inconvenient times. For instance, in the middle of a cross country race, I will be happily running when my intestines suddenly shriek at the top of their lungs “WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO POOP” and I am forced to deal with this intestinal immaturity. Do you think I chose this life? No, the poopy life chose me.
    2. Hate lentils less. At the moment, they taste like ass. We have a long way to go, chief.
    3. Learn archery. The apocalypse is looming and I must be prepared.
    4. Actually understand politics. What the heck is a “subpoena”? That is way too many vowels in one word.

    Anyways! That’s all I have to say and I hope you enjoyed this video. This is probably the video I put the most effort into so far so I’m actually kind of proud of it. Hope you enjoyed it too!

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    Jiley Cyrus
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Comments • 22 367

  • Saltrina Tay Gomez
    Saltrina Tay Gomez  2 days back

    Now Joana is on YouTube
    In the future she will be on billboards

    • Abby Yunusa
      Abby Yunusa  4 days back

      Your an amazing drawer

      • Janell Leviste
        Janell Leviste  4 days back

        So wonderful painting

        • Jaswinder Kaur
          Jaswinder Kaur  5 days back

          Davinchi took 12 years to paint the Mona Lisa...and u painted it in days...good job...I'm so awkward, ok I'm just gonna leave now..bye

          • Tayplaysgames
            Tayplaysgames  7 days back

            Wtf r u doing here billie eyelash

            • TAREX
              TAREX  1 weeks back


              • N i G H T B U R И
                N i G H T B U R И  2 weeks back

                Who else is watching after she went blonde?

                • April Haas
                  April Haas  2 weeks back


                  Absolutely nobody:

                  Not even Shrek:

                  Joana: "CaN YoU gO??

                  • Rika Suki
                    Rika Suki  2 weeks back

                    *Dad sits at table working*
                    *Joana comes in*
                    "Can you go".
                    *Dad goes missing*

                    • Unislime to cool
                      Unislime to cool  2 weeks back

                      U missed your chance of calling it the *Lona Misa*

                      • Roset 1557
                        Roset 1557  2 weeks back

                        I’ve done water colors, and I’ve done acrylic but oil painting is something I dare not dip my toe in

                        • AYH !
                          AYH !  2 weeks back

                          WOOOAHAHAH MONA LISA

                          • Yerrell Moore
                            Yerrell Moore  2 weeks back

                            Joana judges her art worse than an art critic

                            • Bakxd Squishixzz
                              Bakxd Squishixzz  2 weeks back

                              Omg the captions

                              • pEtTy tHiNgZ
                                pEtTy tHiNgZ  2 weeks back

                                It looks like a version of the Mona Lisa that you would see in the bathroom or a cheap Italian restaurant. (THIS IS NOT MY COMMENT THE ORIGINAL LEGEND WHO COMMENTED DIS IS CALLED.... Greatvaluerainbows

                                • Korni1409
                                  Korni1409  2 weeks back

                                  how the hell is it so entertaining

                                  • The Daniel Ways
                                    The Daniel Ways  2 weeks back

                                    Omg you must thing that’s horrible but it’s awesome

                                    • Tea Cup
                                      Tea Cup  3 weeks back

                                      Looks good

                                      • Henry Ortiz
                                        Henry Ortiz  3 weeks back

                                        Dad at the table comes can you go

                                        • Idk _Art
                                          Idk _Art  3 weeks back

                                          My cat ate my toast

                                          • peachy bee
                                            peachy bee  3 weeks back

                                            that would take me 2 months

                                            • Theresa Carmen
                                              Theresa Carmen  3 weeks back

                                              You seem to really enjoy painting and have an "eye" so I'm wondering if you ever considered a painting class with a teacher and other students in a studio? Working with other painters can be lots of fun and inspirational.

                                              • Addie Howell
                                                Addie Howell  3 weeks back

                                                i wonder if it should be said that she painted prado's version of the mona lisa, not leonardo's

                                                • • winter bear •
                                                  • winter bear •  3 weeks back

                                                  Joanna : can you go away?

                                                  Her dad : *gone*

                                                  Me: can you go away?

                                                  My dad : *whips out the belt*

                                                  • Kate Kozeny
                                                    Kate Kozeny  3 weeks back

                                                    Cool beans

                                                    • Heen
                                                      Heen  3 weeks back

                                                      This Mona Lisa kind of resembles you

                                                      • Eliška Čiháková
                                                        Eliška Čiháková  3 weeks back

                                                        I know I'm late, but!
                                                        1:19 ,,This is going to be a pain(t)ful video''

                                                        Ok, I'm sorry... I'll leave

                                                        • Jasmin
                                                          Jasmin  4 weeks back

                                                          If Mona Lisa was a man

                                                          • World tv lps
                                                            World tv lps  4 weeks back

                                                            omg yoo are soo good at painting

                                                            • Luna ?
                                                              Luna ?  4 weeks back

                                                              I clicked on this video the same way you clicked on the Taylor swifts video

                                                              • Vivienne Uzamere
                                                                Vivienne Uzamere  4 weeks back

                                                                you NEED to put the pink shades on the mona lisa!!!! everyone like this to get top comment

                                                                • Jeon Jungshook
                                                                  Jeon Jungshook  1 months back

                                                                  Is it just me who feels like Joana’s favourite phrase is “not gonna lie” ?!?!

                                                                  • Annalena Chavrier
                                                                    Annalena Chavrier  1 months back

                                                                    Omg it’s beautiful 😍

                                                                    • Lars Mars
                                                                      Lars Mars  1 months back

                                                                      Also go to 1:18 and turn on subtitles.

                                                                      • Lars Mars
                                                                        Lars Mars  1 months back

                                                                        Go to 1:11 and turn on subtitles.

                                                                        Thank me later

                                                                        • Aamish GT
                                                                          Aamish GT  1 months back

                                                                          Wow its looks really good the only thing is on th left hand side of the canvas ger shoulder is kinda manly

                                                                          • Maneh adel
                                                                            Maneh adel  1 months back

                                                                            I really recommend that she uses a 50/50 mixture of linseed oil and gambol so it doesn’t yellow over time

                                                                            • Lima Olaiwy
                                                                              Lima Olaiwy  1 months back

                                                                              me: how much does this cost
                                                                              joana; 820million
                                                                              me: WHAT THATS AN AMAZING PRICE FOR THIS ART

                                                                              • Emma Dohrn
                                                                                Emma Dohrn  1 months back

                                                                                Ahhhh she is so close to 3 mil!!!!!!!!

                                                                                • Monica Demari
                                                                                  Monica Demari  1 months back

                                                                                  Put on subtitles

                                                                                  • Chloe McCoy
                                                                                    Chloe McCoy  1 months back

                                                                                    Did anyone see the wine in the back?

                                                                                    • Ottis life
                                                                                      Ottis life  1 months back

                                                                                      wow you can draw!

                                                                                      • Mouge
                                                                                        Mouge  1 months back


                                                                                        • Madds
                                                                                          Madds  2 months back

                                                                                          IS ANYBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT FUNNY HERMIONE GRANGER JOKE??? #HarryPotterRulesYa’ll

                                                                                          • Daniela Mireles
                                                                                            Daniela Mireles  2 months back

                                                                                            Put the video on subtitles and it’s so funny

                                                                                            • Gold sun
                                                                                              Gold sun  2 months back

                                                                                              it was really funny you made me laugh and I luv the painting it looks pretty close to the original

                                                                                              • Morgan Elaine
                                                                                                Morgan Elaine  2 months back

                                                                                                I woke up today, with aler *geez*

                                                                                                • sakamoto satoshi
                                                                                                  sakamoto satoshi  2 months back

                                                                                                  do you know the meaning of mona lisa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_RGLVG1ueI&t=54s