Megan Rapinoe Ends Women's Soccer's Career
- Published: 12 July 2019
- United States Women's Soccer won the World Cup this year - if anyone cares - and no one stood out like sort-of star Megan Rapinoe.
Rather than shine on the merits of her game - because the US Women don't really have one (U15 boys, cough cough) - Rapinoe groped headlines by declaring she wouldn't visit the White House, sending President Donald Trump into a tailspin of "...who?" Then, after winning the tournament, Rapinoe celebrated by tossing the American Flag to the ground and demanding more money.
This it came as no surprise that during an interview with MS-TMZ-NBC's resident lunatic Rachel Maddow - the only sympathetic propagandist who would take her - Rapinoe accidentally admitted that maybe she'd get paid more if anyone cared enough to actually watch one of her games.
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