Honest Trailers - Jurassic World

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  • Published: 13 October 2015
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  • Brady Staffenhagen
    Brady Staffenhagen  11 hours back

    i bet that after Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom everyone came to their senses that they cannot control the dinosaurs, but knowing the jurassic park franchise, that probably isn't what happened.

    • Alberto Alerigi Jr
      Alberto Alerigi Jr  2 days back

      Please, say: "I want half cheese, half peperoni. Extra olives"

      • Alberto Alerigi Jr
        Alberto Alerigi Jr  2 days back

        For the love of god, do Big Trouble in Little China !!!

        • TotalHufflepuff
          TotalHufflepuff  3 days back

          I think zoo lord sounds catchier than star lord

          • MontytheHorse
            MontytheHorse  4 days back

            Who is paying the park's liability insurance? :-D

            • oduffy1936
              oduffy1936  5 days back

              That is the best Honest Trailers yet. My sides are hurting from laughing so hard. Best line: "That's a Doctor Evil level of stupid!"

              • Kazerioth
                Kazerioth  7 days back

                DAT ASSet.

                • Ayush Sharma
                  Ayush Sharma  1 weeks back

                  Do american pie

                  • Cole Halford
                    Cole Halford  1 weeks back

                    I loved the Dinoshark, & the Dr Evil references. 🤣 A honest trailer I really enjoyed. Thank You. Keep Up the good work.

                    • Batman
                      Batman  1 weeks back

                      Do joker!

                      • Esme Nouvelle
                        Esme Nouvelle  2 weeks back

                        'Focus on this Crisp Rat', lol. Once heard it cannot be unheard. hahahahaha

                        • Darryl Baker
                          Darryl Baker  3 weeks back

                          Say "Poor flat bastard"

                          • Andrew Purdy
                            Andrew Purdy  3 weeks back

                            4:50 .. to be *Gorgeous!*

                            • nikhil pawar
                              nikhil pawar  3 weeks back

                              2:35 is that actor from daredevil series who played 'kingpin' i didnt noticed that until now !!!!!!!!!

                            • andrew koharchik
                              andrew koharchik  3 weeks back

                              may they should make those giant tree frog that when you lick them you get high,make that into a movie.

                              • andrew koharchik
                                andrew koharchik  3 weeks back

                                Since they added tree frog to the dinosaur ,if you lick it will get high??

                                • Emmanuel 123
                                  Emmanuel 123  3 weeks back

                                  0:14 not Steven Spielberg haha..

                                  • Raquel Ros
                                    Raquel Ros  4 weeks back

                                    Please Rick and Morty

                                    • Bridge Norton
                                      Bridge Norton  4 weeks back

                                      Everything about this film was heinous

                                      • Richard Paxford
                                        Richard Paxford  1 months back

                                        "Velociraptors with fricken lazerbeams attached to their heads!"

                                        • SUNNY SINGH
                                          SUNNY SINGH  1 months back

                                          bill nye , the evil guy !!!

                                          • Grant Johnson
                                            Grant Johnson  1 months back

                                            Not Steven Spielberg hahahahaa you are fucking funny man

                                            • Kenneth Willoughby
                                              Kenneth Willoughby  1 months back

                                              0:21 plz don’t bring back bad memories...

                                              • NJohnGA10
                                                NJohnGA10  1 months back

                                                Missed the chance to call it "Holy Sh!+asaurus"

                                                • Okami
                                                  Okami  1 months back

                                                  "Zoo Lord!"😂
                                                  (Hope everyone here knows Guardians of the Galaxy)

                                                  • bigwilly43729
                                                    bigwilly43729  1 months back

                                                    They hook up because BDH is hawt.

                                                    • Stace Garratt
                                                      Stace Garratt  2 months back

                                                      I laughed harder than I should have at "Bryce Dallas Texas" X'D

                                                      • Finn Flix
                                                        Finn Flix  2 months back

                                                        4:15 "why do your have one fat and lazy security guard for the most dangerous animal on the planet."

                                                        "it doesnt make any sense." *CRUNCH*

                                                        • Frank Anderson
                                                          Frank Anderson  2 months back

                                                          My God, it must take forever to edit these videos- well done

                                                          • Camilla Scanlon
                                                            Camilla Scanlon  2 months back

                                                            "And this Chris Pratt"

                                                            • Pravin D
                                                              Pravin D  2 months back

                                                              Why isn't someone calling police on that creep ? i Thought the same way and I'm a guy !!

                                                              • Matheus Macedo
                                                                Matheus Macedo  2 months back

                                                                nice

                                                                • Cyro
                                                                  Cyro  2 months back

                                                                  This is shit

                                                                  • The Jazz King
                                                                    The Jazz King  2 months back

                                                                    Do Austin Powers.

                                                                    • Sir Nobilant
                                                                      Sir Nobilant  2 months back

                                                                      Please do Austin Powers!

                                                                      • Aberdolf Lincler
                                                                        Aberdolf Lincler  2 months back

                                                                        Yeah but that red head was so hot tho 🤪

                                                                        • Christopher Hamilton
                                                                          Christopher Hamilton  2 weeks back

                                                                          Ron Howard’s daughter. He played Opie on “The Andy Griffith Show” and Richie Cunningham on Happy Days and damn do I feel old right now!!!

                                                                      • CMG The Person
                                                                        CMG The Person  2 months back

                                                                        Here's the real question: Why does Jurassic World even exist after Jurassic Park killed tons of people and that was just a private tour.




                                                                        Answer: Because the guys in charge of these parks are morons.

                                                                        • Mayron Sting
                                                                          Mayron Sting  2 months back

                                                                          if anything "the guys in charge of these parks" were good enough at making the park entertaining, because it had a lot of people visiting it... before the indominus broke out

                                                                      • JDNM
                                                                        JDNM  2 months back

                                                                        “That first park was legit”

                                                                        Really? How would he know? It never opened, it was abandoned after people got eaten by dinosaurs.

                                                                        • Christopher Hamilton
                                                                          Christopher Hamilton  2 weeks back

                                                                          Hey good point! You are so right. I loved the statement so much I never really thought about the fact that the park NEVER OPENED!

                                                                      • Busher50
                                                                        Busher50  2 months back

                                                                        Was wondering how long it would take before "Alan" was brought up hahaha

                                                                        • Mark Strouthes
                                                                          Mark Strouthes  2 months back

                                                                          That stiff lady works her asset off in the gym.

                                                                          • Kenneth Barthold
                                                                            Kenneth Barthold  2 months back

                                                                            U forgot the most important question. Why the hell does the military want dinosaurs that can be easily killed with bullets?

                                                                            • Aubree Boender
                                                                              Aubree Boender  2 months back

                                                                              dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum. BILL NY THE EVIL GUY

                                                                              • ja nein
                                                                                ja nein  3 months back

                                                                                I disagree. Jurassic World wasn't the best Jurassic Park Sequel. It somehow managed to be even worse than the other two. How was that even possible!?

                                                                                • simbasorariku3
                                                                                  simbasorariku3  3 months back

                                                                                  Honestly, Chris Pratt is the best part of this new trilogy.

                                                                                  • ABHISHEK V
                                                                                    ABHISHEK V  3 months back

                                                                                    The black guy didn't die..... yes Hollywood is finally changing 🎉

                                                                                    • mrngxx
                                                                                      mrngxx  3 months back

                                                                                      I can't get over Bryce Dallas Texas 😂😂

                                                                                      • Pei K
                                                                                        Pei K  3 months back

                                                                                        I lost it at "Shamu"

                                                                                        • Navegando Lejano Oriente
                                                                                          Navegando Lejano Oriente  3 months back

                                                                                          or is this in the same universe as "the OFFICE"