"Read The Transcript" Is Trump's Latest Rallying Cry

  • Published: 06 November 2019
  • We DID read the transcript. That's where we found out about Trump pressuring Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert

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  • Plant Maven
    Plant Maven  2 hours back

    Chump is so common and crude. Low class.

    • MWorsa
      MWorsa  6 hours back

      I’m pro truck-nuts castration legislation. 🥳

      • lulu in hollywood
        lulu in hollywood  6 hours back

        🎶 “... In the Gallows, ga-a-allows, In the ga-a-a-a-llows... If this were 200 years ago- You’d be in the Gallows now-ow...”🎶🐍🤢🤡🍑

        • Dave Lee
          Dave Lee  6 hours back

          Democrat want to obliterate the rule of law? This coming from the guy who breaks almost every laws known to man 😆

          • Emily Chase
            Emily Chase  12 hours back

            My favorite BEEF is gr-ow-ownd....

            Bajajajaja I died.

            • Musik216
              Musik216  16 hours back

              Check the fridge😂😂😂😂

              • kenneth gates
                kenneth gates  18 hours back

                Pelosi won't read anything until it's passed, just like Obamacare.

                • Mastermindvideos
                  Mastermindvideos  21 hours back

                  The Late Show with Donald Trump

                  • Kyle Perlman
                    Kyle Perlman  22 hours back

                    We need a full Trump parody of Shallows

                    • Pamela Ramsey
                      Pamela Ramsey  22 hours back

                      Except it was the real dog......WHAT:-0

                      • Talk Now
                        Talk Now  24 hours back

                        Read the transcript is his way of distracting from the inquiry because he thinks, like himself, it'd take us some four years to read the stuff by which timed have run another term in office.

                        • Talk Now
                          Talk Now  24 hours back

                          A dumb ass at his level best.

                          • Im old As dirt.
                            Im old As dirt.  24 hours back

                            Chris Hedges predicted Colbert over a decade ago. It wasn't flattering. Colbert also is a sign of societal decline. Colbert doesn't think up his script, he has writers doing that job. Steven has connections. Colbert is bought and paid for, he can't be trusted either.

                            • J S
                              J S  1 days back

                              If you read the transcript and understand English at a high school reading level, then you'd know there really isn't anything impeachable about the exchange. You suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, get help before your hurt yourselves and others.

                              • Pierre Gardy
                                Pierre Gardy  1 days back

                                DT does tell us who he is but are we listening? Yes, he is a dangerous snake.

                                • Meredith Anne
                                  Meredith Anne  1 days back

                                  I didn't think you could improve "Shallow". I was wrong. Bravo, Mr. Colbert!

                                  • Patricia Handa
                                    Patricia Handa  1 days back

                                    I read an editorial yesterday that, as best I can tell, was telling Democrats to get some conservative support or bipartisanship or whatever by first convincing these folks not to worry, America becoming more accepting and diverse (especially due to Hispanic or Muslim immigrants) will in no way 1) reduce your income or wealth 2) make it more desirable for your kids to leave your rural county or your fundamentalist Christian faith 3) encourage you to re-examine your own fundamentalist Christian faith. Only then, he said, will they feel secure enough to cope with anything other than their little in-group of a few hundred white rural-to-small-town fundamentalist Christians who at least pretend to agree about everything. But making those assurances would be a lie, that's exactly the problem. We are dealing with people whose religion clearly states that even and especially if 99% of people think you are wrong, that just means you are part of the remnant that is on God's side, I know this because I am Catholic, and my church struggles a lot with this problem. There is no educating the person who firmly believes that learning is the path of the devil.

                                    • Dee Pattison
                                      Dee Pattison  1 days back

                                      The dweeb outted the dog who is smarter than he is. That information is classified and Trump told the world. He doesn't like dogs and took that opportunity to endanger that dog's life.

                                      • Gin Marie
                                        Gin Marie  1 days back

                                        Oh, dear, the Trumboomers have arrived

                                        • YouTube Monitor
                                          YouTube Monitor  1 days back

                                          Biden admits on tape committing a crime and we will impeach Trump for mentioning Biden's crimes! Colbert is such a phony spreading hate and lies for money.

                                          • cinedux
                                            cinedux  2 days back

                                            Golly,the Dems ARE running scared!

                                            • MrStephen092
                                              MrStephen092  2 days back

                                              LMAO that one white guy behind trump, to the right, in the rallies needs to cool his facial reactions. You ok there?

                                              • bronco devil
                                                bronco devil  2 days back

                                                Look at it from our side. Collusion - No. Kavanaugh- No. This BS - No.

                                                • P.S.Y.
                                                  P.S.Y.  2 days back

                                                  That movie song was great.

                                                  • Jayyy Zeee
                                                    Jayyy Zeee  2 days back

                                                    Trump: "He's such a pain in the ass, but you like that."
                                                    Me: "No. No, I do not. Not at all."

                                                    • jpdemer5
                                                      jpdemer5  2 days back

                                                      Careful, Donnie - what happens if they do read it?

                                                      • Manja Kwiej
                                                        Manja Kwiej  2 days back

                                                        He is on something 😕

                                                        • Tony Harris
                                                          Tony Harris  2 days back

                                                          My t-shirt says, read the Constitution.

                                                          • Pawel X
                                                            Pawel X  2 days back

                                                            Look how f***ing insecure Orange Toad is. Each out he spouts out his nonsense, he twists his fat neck round waiting for approval cheers.

                                                            • Skyler Brodin
                                                              Skyler Brodin  2 days back

                                                              holy shit, check out the fake people behind him during 2:30 to 2:41 haha, pony tail boy pretend kisses the black chick on the head? Wtf? All those people were most likely paid off to stand behind him for "diversifying"

                                                              • Henry Coats
                                                                Henry Coats  2 days back

                                                                Apparently that’s not what they want in a governor.

                                                                • Jeremy Peters-Fransen
                                                                  Jeremy Peters-Fransen  2 days back

                                                                  it is truly shocking how many people at that Trump rally are wearing 'read the transcript' T-shirts. You mean the one where Trump segued directly from American aid being held up to saying “I would like you to do us a favor, though”?

                                                                  • David Wang
                                                                    David Wang  2 days back

                                                                    READ THE TRANSCIPT: https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Unclassified09.2019.pdf

                                                                    • C Smith
                                                                      C Smith  2 days back

                                                                      It surprises me that so many in the Republican Party who didn't take Trump seriously and really thought of him as an outsider joke--which was most of the leading and senior politicians for us in office pretty much at the start of 2015--haven't figured out the ONE narrative and plan of action that would in the long run save them and the country--pointing that out. They might have been in a tough spot before, but NOW they CAN actually reset without owning that whole shite show, by NOT fighting impeachment. Hillary Clinton sold us out to the Chinese to slick sick perv Willy's way into office, came up with the brilliant strategy that we should answer the first WTC attack by treating terrorism like a simple crime (because ambitious women who start out as Democrat liberal lawyers understand so much about law enforcement), and was no fit president for the US. Trump was a big Clinton donor and Democrat back in those days, and although that conspiracy theory about the Clintons murdering Epstein was ridiculous, there's a reason he had the 2 sicko sex pervs in his pictures and contacts hanging with him. So, how about we start a new era of bipartisan cooperation and doing what is best for America by impeaching the Democrat-turned-lately-a "Republican"! Yeah, there needs to be leadership mea culpa on the last 2 years, by which I mean those GOP politicians not just tolerating Trump publicly for a bit while they changed our primary rules after he got elected, but drinking the Kool-aid of crazy and letting him turn DC into Donstown just so that they could earn some street cred with the nutsy pyscho base that got him nominated, as if they believed him winning when he seemingly shouldn't have had a prayer meant he was really one of God's chosen, instead of just another Jim Jones with a cretinous daughter pretending to be one of the chosen. They can impeach AND remove him with the cover of those Christian Kurds he betrayed and that transcript as why the Senate got out of the way on removing him, have ALL sane voters with reasonable IQs agree the Clinton years (presidential and secretary of state ones), Trump years, and blue party/state vs. red games have only destroyed national security AND strength, and let "values issues" be a private matter rather than legally-mandated one by left or right. The Democrats will sink the economy again if they get huge control margins, and they do suck on national security, which was the Republican strength until we put Trump in office. We need a centrist majority with a little fringe, not a political free-for-all--in every meaning of that phrase! If the head of the IRA and man with oversight of the call on the killing of royal family member and man essentially in the role of father-in-law to Queen Elizabeth can use that event as a catalyst to end their current bit of outright war and CENTURIES of oppression and atrocities, end up shaking hands and agreeing to make certain topics "reserved matters" so that they can work on peace for everyone, I think we should be able to get over the sectarian warfare between Republicans and Democrats that really only took off after the 1992 loss of the first Bush--especially since he wasn't even the one down for it!

                                                                      • Alex Lao
                                                                        Alex Lao  2 days back

                                                                        Impeach? Impoverish him. That would be his worst nightmare.

                                                                        • Jean Redman-Roberts
                                                                          Jean Redman-Roberts  2 days back

                                                                          Trump's Jedi mind trick did not work in Kentucky , at least on the genetically diverse ones. His best words and big brain not enough

                                                                          • Katzelle3
                                                                            Katzelle3  2 days back

                                                                            Funny how the contributions described by the bulletpoints in the Trump ad are utterly underwhelming especially compared to the previous administration. Obama created 16 million jobs and ISIS was already reduced to a shadow of its former self by the end of 2016. In fact due to Trump's recent actions in Syria, ISIS is actually regaining strength leading to a possible re-emergence in the west.

                                                                            • lilmermaid246
                                                                              lilmermaid246  2 days back

                                                                              I want the whole song. Funds to charity.

                                                                              • celeste hunghi
                                                                                celeste hunghi  2 days back

                                                                                Stephen Colbert for president

                                                                                • polarablues64
                                                                                  polarablues64  2 days back

                                                                                  I just read the "transcript" put out by the brown house, and to be honest it's like he's talking to himself. It's like the Ukranian president IS Trump. It seems to me, either the transcript is a lie and trump himself wrote the whole thing to cover the truth and did a terrible job of it OR the Ukrainians know exactly how to stroke Trump's ego by speaking his language and they're playing him for the fool he is. Either way the conversation is soooooo cringe worthy it makes my skin crawl. Just freaking kiss him already, good lord.

                                                                                  • Cole Chapman
                                                                                    Cole Chapman  2 days back

                                                                                    Trump: "Read the Transcript because I have a reading Level of a fifth grader. I like presidents who don't read."

                                                                                    • Arif
                                                                                      Arif  2 days back

                                                                                      Stephen I like you man. But The dog joke about us is not cool.

                                                                                      • Agent Fungus
                                                                                        Agent Fungus  2 days back

                                                                                        Aaaand then Bevin lost.
                                                                                        Everything Trump touches dies.

                                                                                        • Hans Spiegl
                                                                                          Hans Spiegl  2 days back

                                                                                          Horrible! Such an awful man — greetings from Europe

                                                                                          • Trudy Rugelis
                                                                                            Trudy Rugelis  2 days back

                                                                                            Peaches, Peaches, Peaches 🍑 only the guilty continually go on and on trying to convince not only the world,
                                                                                            but themselves that it was “a perfect call, in fact it was a beautiful call” STOP 🛑 I know your approach to those who support you, and that is “a lie told often enough becomes the truth “ and you make those silly ppl believe you.

                                                                                            • harold garth
                                                                                              harold garth  2 days back

                                                                                              this man is so crazy love him

                                                                                              • mike wade
                                                                                                mike wade  2 days back

                                                                                                Stephen , you must be a blast on carieokie night

                                                                                                • mike wade
                                                                                                  mike wade  2 days back

                                                                                                  trumps ad straight up lied on isis.