"Read The Transcript" Is Trump's Latest Rallying Cry

  • Published: 06 November 2019
  • We DID read the transcript. That's where we found out about Trump pressuring Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden. #Monologue #Impeachment #Colbert

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  • Aim to Praise Today
    Aim to Praise Today  14 hours back

    I'd laugh were I not choking...
    I was eating when the "Mt. Rushmore" joke challenged my dinner.

    • Thomas
      Thomas  16 hours back

      When Trump was informed that 57% of California’s parks are federally owned, he proposed renaming them “Forest Trump”.

      • JessiBe
        JessiBe  1 days back

        To be fair, I would totally castrate some truck nuts.

        • Robert matheny
          Robert matheny  2 days back

          Funny he talks about control. Stop gay marriage. Stop a woman’s choice on abortion. Stop allowing transvestites into the armed forces.
          He did not mention and of that. Seems both sides want control.
          What we need - less division and more progress in our paid employees. Trumples might think he is god but he is just an employee.

          • whitebuddha1
            whitebuddha1  2 days back

            ❤️ Your song! Best rewrite ever!

            • Delta Lima Bravo
              Delta Lima Bravo  2 days back

              Done you just love the desperate way the people behind trump looks like an old “United colors of Benitton” ad?

              • zeradordeyoutube
                zeradordeyoutube  4 days back

                What transcript? Isn't there only a memo?

                • barkYdarkATFB
                  barkYdarkATFB  4 days back

                  They’re gonna make your dog a muslim

                  • Stogie Smoker
                    Stogie Smoker  4 days back

                    Matt Bevin was 5% ahead in the polls before Trump came to campaign for him! 😃

                    • Megablaze
                      Megablaze  5 days back

                      I get that Stephen is supposed to be making jokes, but that speech wasn't funny. That was literally what Hitler sounded like when he made his speeches. Don't get me wrong, I hate when people throw around the "like Hitler" analogy, but this was actually terrifying, he's going to cause a civil war with speeches like that.

                      • barkYdarkATFB
                        barkYdarkATFB  4 days back

                        You’re talking about trumps rally speech, right?
                        This all gets trotted out every rally, yelled about on fox entertainment, repeated by every trump troll in a comment thread, repeated in shared memes on Facebook.

                        It will only stop when he is gone.


                    • salas7146
                      salas7146  5 days back

                      Donald Trump is so desperately he wants to get relected Just look at his supporters they are all brain washed

                      • islam aljamry
                        islam aljamry  5 days back

                        I watch every single minute of the late show with Stephen Colbert,why? Well because ,I don't know, I could run into my favorite late-night host doing my favorite impression of trump singing a parody of my favorite song

                        • Nania Transformation coach

                          I cannot thank you enough for this entertainment that is saving my sanity!! God bless you all.

                          • Bright Glory
                            Bright Glory  5 days back


                            • Eva-Maria Ehrhardt
                              Eva-Maria Ehrhardt  6 days back

                              Trump's manner of expressing himself is undignified. He is a grown man in a position of responsibility not a teenage boy

                              • summoning111
                                summoning111  6 days back

                                Everyone is talking.. But the reelection clock is ticking.. tick tock tick tock.. I don't think he'll be impeached 😒 And what do you think? Please comment

                                • Tony Harris
                                  Tony Harris  6 days back

                                  Trump go to hell

                                  • xamzax
                                    xamzax  6 days back

                                    0:25 - laughed so hard. Just so fun to watch this genius writing at work. Von Horsefondler is what I'm calling my next pet.

                                    • Adam Parker
                                      Adam Parker  6 days back

                                      Douche Bag

                                      • Dan Boyle
                                        Dan Boyle  6 days back

                                        At 2:26-2:27 I have a bit of confusion.

                                        What exactly does "redoctrinate your children" mean, and why didn't Stephen and his writers catch it?

                                        • Franklin Porter
                                          Franklin Porter  6 days back

                                          TRUMP "2020" Good as done! colbert and biden have a lot in common . They don't have a clue.

                                          • LeavingIt Blank
                                            LeavingIt Blank  6 days back

                                            "They want to subjugate you..." 2:39 Guy leans over and kisses his POC girlfriend.

                                            • Kayel Lai
                                              Kayel Lai  6 days back

                                              Americans get your shit together!

                                              • Kaja Firestone
                                                Kaja Firestone  6 days back

                                                I can see why listening to that man is crazy making.

                                                • Kaja Firestone
                                                  Kaja Firestone  6 days back

                                                  All tge supporters standing behind trump look like they are all wearing straightjackets.

                                                  • rampart rod
                                                    rampart rod  6 days back

                                                    read the transcript  ….these people at his rallies are not capable of reading

                                                    • robert yetter
                                                      robert yetter  7 days back

                                                      And keep pushing that smear campaign....that's failing😂 trump 2020

                                                      • Hetep Ashu
                                                        Hetep Ashu  7 days back

                                                        Trump sounds his words out like someone high on cough syrup, or the drug they give you when they do dental surgery.

                                                        • Midnari
                                                          Midnari  7 days back

                                                          Belittle his statements there if you need - But Gun confiscation was straight said aloud by Robert Beto. Trump can rot as well as the Democrats. He's just as bad as Beto.

                                                          • Sahirva
                                                            Sahirva  7 days back

                                                            I went back just to hear him beautifully sing that again!

                                                            • Maria da Luz Moutinho
                                                              Maria da Luz Moutinho  7 days back

                                                              Será o grito de Ipiranga? Read constatações...contraditórias.Por favor dêem como compensação ao Mr Trump pontos cardeais Norte-Sul-Este e Oeste ...para ele não se perder, uma vez que ele anda perdido com o Quid Pro Quo!

                                                              • Macom G.
                                                                Macom G.  7 days back

                                                                At 2:40 the guy who looks like a nazy It on the right of Trump gives a kiss to a black girl... What's the story there?? Why is she pro-Trump? And why isn't she running away from him as fast as possible? I need a Netflix series about it

                                                                • Pamela Waltz
                                                                  Pamela Waltz  1 weeks back

                                                                  Bravo on the Deep End! Please invite Gaga to come duet your version...its Grammy material, for sure!!

                                                                  • Kalandra86
                                                                    Kalandra86  1 weeks back

                                                                    Love the singing!

                                                                    • lol
                                                                      lol  1 weeks back

                                                                      We voted Matt Bevin out and we can vote Trump out too! Register, and get out to vote!!

                                                                      • Mindy Hitchcock
                                                                        Mindy Hitchcock  1 weeks back

                                                                        IMPEACHMENT YES!!!! @dumptrump @douchebagmustgo

                                                                        • IM PEACH
                                                                          IM PEACH  1 weeks back

                                                                          Bevin lost and Trump helped him lose, haha. Those READ THE TRANSCRIPT t-shirts really pissed people off. We can read just fine, you condescending son of a bitch. We read that transcript weeks ago, and it says that you are guilty as hell. - Appalachia

                                                                          • Bill Baldwin
                                                                            Bill Baldwin  1 weeks back

                                                                            Lil Donnie a deadpool pooper,,,,

                                                                            • theitaliankid05
                                                                              theitaliankid05  1 weeks back

                                                                              Stephen killed it tonight

                                                                              • Indukuri Raju
                                                                                Indukuri Raju  1 weeks back

                                                                                I think he is talking to his base for whom his word is good and do not want to read

                                                                                • Plant Maven
                                                                                  Plant Maven  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Chump is so common and crude. Low class.

                                                                                  • MWorsa
                                                                                    MWorsa  1 weeks back

                                                                                    I’m pro truck-nuts castration legislation. 🥳

                                                                                    • lulu in hollywood
                                                                                      lulu in hollywood  1 weeks back

                                                                                      🎶 “... In the Gallows, ga-a-allows, In the ga-a-a-a-llows... If this were 200 years ago- You’d be in the Gallows now-ow...”🎶🐍🤢🤡🍑

                                                                                      • Dave Lee
                                                                                        Dave Lee  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Democrat want to obliterate the rule of law? This coming from the guy who breaks almost every laws known to man 😆

                                                                                        • Emily Chase
                                                                                          Emily Chase  1 weeks back

                                                                                          My favorite BEEF is gr-ow-ownd....

                                                                                          Bajajajaja I died.

                                                                                          • Musik216
                                                                                            Musik216  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Check the fridge😂😂😂😂

                                                                                            • kenneth gates
                                                                                              kenneth gates  1 weeks back

                                                                                              Pelosi won't read anything until it's passed, just like Obamacare.

                                                                                              • Mastermindvideos
                                                                                                Mastermindvideos  1 weeks back

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