Choco Banana Ice Cream Rap - You Suck at Cooking (episode 48)

  • Published: 29 September 2016
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    Take some very ripe bananas, up to almost no-longer edible, then freeze them. Freeze them overnight, or for at least a few hours, the texture depends on total frozenaciousness.

    In a food processor or blender, throw in, for example,
    two bananas,
    half a cup of soy or almond milk (or other milk),
    a tablespoon of coco powder,
    half a teaspoon or so of vanilla extract.
    Just add more of anything if the texture isn't as thick or thin as you want. Then eat it.


    First off I wanna talk about the word cream
    You gotta not be taking it so literally,
    I should probably put the cream in quotations.
    But when you shove your face in
    There will be no indication
    It's an imitation of sorts.

    Bring you back to the summer time wearing shorts.
    Good times laughing, face splattered,
    smashing back and packing down a triple chocolate caramel
    Way back before the calories mattered

    If I were you I wouldn’t be convinced,
    But let me tell you’ll convert into believers after one lick,
    There isn’t gonna be a chance for it to drip,
    You’ll be shattering your tongue on a head freeze brain trip.

    4 ingredient ice cream let’s get started.

    Thumb and index, at the vertex.
    Grab a little hammer and make sure to test the reflex.
    You gotta be confident your banana is dead,
    You’re not wanting the consequence of it screaming when it’s blen-dead

    Time to locate the stem, okay.
    If you can’t exactly narrow it down it’s time to rotate
    a pinch above the shaft just a little ways, from the end,
    3 inches from the back of the middle bend, open it.

    Chopping into inches, once slice at a time,
    If you’re a dude 1 inch in real life is 3 inches in your mind,
    In a container that's rigid enough for frigid temperatures of,
    Drop it down so low they might not ever get up.

    What’s going through your mind, banana.
    You’ve been warm all of your life.
    And now you’re so damn
    cold. cold. cold. cold.
    Is your world falling apart, well I just don’t know

    You’ll be needing to be keeping ‘em until they’re freezing.
    Until you can’t even be squeezing them a cold breeze leaving em,
    They’ll shatter if you hit ‘em with a ratchet or hammer,
    They’ll make a nice hard sound that’s really pleasing.
    Gather your supplies and circle them around you like their wagons
    You don’t wanna be knee deep missing something end up lagging.
    Coco powder, with a little vanilla,
    then a little soy or almond milk, grab a blender and fill it up

    Delicious dish Getting ready to mix.
    Try to churn with a fork, make you wish you had a Vitamix.
    Gotta be on a bender to think that you can do better
    you’re gonna need some kinda modern mechanical blender

    Now gettit in there and mix.
    And once you got it mixed ‘en that’s it. (do dark and pause).

    I’m not even kidding that’s it.

    Vanilla bananas and milk and coco and mix and that’s it.
    Get a cup and serve it up impossible to fuck it up.

    You don’t have a mind, banana. You’ve been unconscious all of your life.
    And now you’re ice cream.
    What does that mean?
    Life’s a mystery.
    You don’t have a mind but at least you're real tasty.
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  • LikeCode
    LikeCode  1 months back

    Omg it howtobabish

    • Laxi-nar Laxi
      Laxi-nar Laxi  1 months back

      You really wanna join a band

      • Christian the spookist spook in the west

        I watched this exactly 3 years later

        • aditi srivastava
          aditi srivastava  2 months back

          U live at really beautiful place

          • Insphexcyr
            Insphexcyr  2 months back

            The one guy eminem is too afraid to diss

            • Pround Canandian
              Pround Canandian  2 months back

              Never mind not meth LSD

              • Pround Canandian
                Pround Canandian  2 months back

                Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttt the so this is what happens when you do Hardcore meth

                • Meowlioli
                  Meowlioli  3 months back

                  The only rapper Eminem was afraid to diss.

                  • Markus Trofanenko
                    Markus Trofanenko  3 months back

                    "One of the most fire raps you've ever made."

                    • Devilbrine
                      Devilbrine  3 months back

                      Allright we need to talk. This is just NOT okay. What is the excuse to you not being a music maker, HM??

                      • PieBoyLegit123
                        PieBoyLegit123  3 months back

                        This is WAY better than the french fry rap.

                        • DONTworryIgotTHIS
                          DONTworryIgotTHIS  3 months back

                          You could probably freeze the milk into cubes for more ice cream like consistency.

                          • Star :3
                            Star :3  4 months back

                            Are you related to jack stabuer

                            • Moist Banana 1234
                              Moist Banana 1234  4 months back

                              What have you done to Banana Tim?!

                              • Adam Brynes
                                Adam Brynes  4 months back

                                Sometimes I imagine YSAC's neighbors running into him while he's walking through the woods of Ontario just holding a banana or rolling an avocado or something slowly in front of him and it kills me.

                                • Ben Lee
                                  Ben Lee  4 months back

                                  Imagine being a hiker in the woods seeing a guy recording a banana held to the sky.

                                  • Lassie Sandiego
                                    Lassie Sandiego  4 months back

                                    This stuff kept me alive and somewhat decently nourished when I had a no-chew surgery. I'd added in some peanut butter for protein and it was perfect

                                    • Homie Dodo bird
                                      Homie Dodo bird  4 months back

                                      I’m gonna need to try this

                                      • Savi S.
                                        Savi S.  4 months back

                                        This is the most creative thing I've heard

                                        • ur mom lol
                                          ur mom lol  4 months back

                                          lowkey fyre 🔥🔥🔥🔥

                                          • Phucke Ough
                                            Phucke Ough  4 months back

                                            stupid banana

                                            • Gabi Choi
                                              Gabi Choi  4 months back

                                              the joke he makes when he's cutting them into inches is gold

                                              • Eitan Friedmann
                                                Eitan Friedmann  5 months back

                                                “If your a dude 1 inch is 3 inches in your mind”

                                                • ABHISHEK KUMAR
                                                  ABHISHEK KUMAR  5 months back

                                                  When you are high....

                                                  • Kyle Geoffrey
                                                    Kyle Geoffrey  5 months back

                                                    Guys speed this video to 1.75 and just listen this vid till the end

                                                    • KingN0thing 1
                                                      KingN0thing 1  5 months back

                                                      Watching this at 2 am. It's trippy

                                                      • Abdul-Wahaab Barday
                                                        Abdul-Wahaab Barday  5 months back

                                                        That moment the icecream melts from how hot this rap is

                                                        • Jen Sanaa
                                                          Jen Sanaa  5 months back

                                                          Ok, imma go download this one too. Just like the French Fry rap.
                                                          I can’t find it. 😔

                                                          • Hannes Olsson
                                                            Hannes Olsson  5 months back

                                                            This guy is totally butternuts!

                                                            • Chadina Calico
                                                              Chadina Calico  5 months back


                                                              • Connor Sullivan
                                                                Connor Sullivan  5 months back

                                                                Dear YSAC, today I tried to make this without a food processor, and it only took 3 hours and selling my first born to the devil

                                                                • W0lf Studi0s
                                                                  W0lf Studi0s  6 months back

                                                                  Am i the only one who put this on loop cuz its a good song?

                                                                  • Nessa D
                                                                    Nessa D  6 months back

                                                                    The fact that that I've cream is super soft and basically melted is unsettling to me

                                                                    • Just Nylah
                                                                      Just Nylah  6 months back

                                                                      Why does he sound like raccooneggs.

                                                                      • Monkey T
                                                                        Monkey T  6 months back

                                                                        Can you use regular milk

                                                                        • A Dude That Draws
                                                                          A Dude That Draws  6 months back

                                                                          You should have put plastic rap over it and froze it so it has and Ice cream texture.

                                                                          • Predictable Gaming
                                                                            Predictable Gaming  6 months back

                                                                            I'm watching this video with now sound and I'm wondering if I clicked the right video. 0:57

                                                                            • Lena Silva
                                                                              Lena Silva  6 months back

                                                                              I must try this right now!

                                                                              • Daniela Sierra
                                                                                Daniela Sierra  6 months back

                                                                                How have i never seen this?! Lol

                                                                                • twenty one cries for help

                                                                                  Holy shit that rap is so tøp

                                                                                  • Channel 179
                                                                                    Channel 179  6 months back

                                                                                    Best. Rap. Ever

                                                                                    • Maunster!
                                                                                      Maunster!  7 months back

                                                                                      Stop, oh stop, and don't open the door to banana right activists because bananas don't have a mind.

                                                                                      • Shaye Enright
                                                                                        Shaye Enright  8 months back

                                                                                        Lonely island vibes wow

                                                                                        • The Batman
                                                                                          The Batman  8 months back

                                                                                          I got this in my recommended, I'm not disappointed.

                                                                                          • JiaKK
                                                                                            JiaKK  7 months back

                                                                                            you shouldn't be

                                                                                        • unidentified garlic bread

                                                                                          Best song ever

                                                                                          • The Gray
                                                                                            The Gray  8 months back

                                                                                            lol this dude is fuckin nuts

                                                                                            • Brenda Carr
                                                                                              Brenda Carr  8 months back

                                                                                              I love your videos! And mostly your sarcasm.

                                                                                              • Alim Bektimirov
                                                                                                Alim Bektimirov  9 months back