Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes


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  • Gary Hodgkinson
    Gary Hodgkinson  2 hours back

    Raven's funeral... "Okay Storm, I know you're sad, but rain? Really?"

    • Alex Goddard
      Alex Goddard  3 hours back

      Storm’s powers working in space actually make sense if you consider how her ability actually works. Weather systems are generally created by differences in air pressure, wind, and temperature, right? If Storm is able to manipulate an atmosphere in order to create whatever weather she wishes, than why not assume she can do something as trivial as aerokinesis?

      • cid v
        cid v  5 hours back

        Guess we can differ on Sophie Turner being a "good actress".

        • Sky Talon
          Sky Talon  6 hours back

          X men the last stand: Jean kills Charles and points a gun at Magneto
          Magneto: eh want to be deputy in my mutant army?
          X men Dark phoenix: Jean kills Raven
          Magneto: WTF.

          • Bradley Picklesimon
            Bradley Picklesimon  10 hours back

            I always love it when Raven says that shit about not remembering Xavier sacrificing something. I can name 5 besides being paralyzed off the top of my head.

            • XxDeadGuy844xx Vids
              XxDeadGuy844xx Vids  13 hours back

              This guy is actually retarted

              • Tim Yac
                Tim Yac  18 hours back

                All I could think about the entire movie was how Michael Fassbender is amazing and is way too good for this shit

                • Fortnite Slayer
                  Fortnite Slayer  23 hours back

                  16:30 even Thanos is jealous genius

                  • Fortnite Slayer
                    Fortnite Slayer  23 hours back

                    12:05 that song deserves a Grammy

                    • Fortnite Slayer
                      Fortnite Slayer  23 hours back

                      11:35 he has a watch to levitate. erase a sin lol

                      • TatumTrent
                        TatumTrent  1 days back

                        It's alternative line, they established it somewhere before, so those movies with Famke doesn't count

                        • Theodore Sanchez
                          Theodore Sanchez  2 days back

                          wHy cIneNA SiNs nO sIn "x-women" LiNe. 🤪

                          • Kelly Patterson
                            Kelly Patterson  3 days back

                            Okay, when narrator did the strap on joke I lost it laffing...

                            • Ojou-Jojo
                              Ojou-Jojo  3 days back

                              Im glad you pointed out that shit at 12:33 That shit made my stomach go in knots seeing him find out. that shit was actually heart wrenching

                              • DavEyOne SlimObi
                                DavEyOne SlimObi  4 days back

                                It takes the entirety of the movies run time to address everything wrong

                                • Liam Scott
                                  Liam Scott  4 days back

                                  Timelines abit f*cked now isn't it

                                  • Brian Anderson
                                    Brian Anderson  4 days back

                                    You forgot a sin at 10:06. The "raining during a funeral cliche".

                                    • gld1010
                                      gld1010  4 days back

                                      Round 1 = Failure, Round 2 = Better but still failed, Round 3+ = Maybe one day someone will understand one of the most powerful characters in the Marvel Universe.

                                      • The Clown Games and more

                                        123 sins in only 1 2 3

                                        • P Mo
                                          P Mo  4 days back

                                          Storm used her power to keep the air inside the shuttle

                                          • Bear Manley
                                            Bear Manley  5 days back

                                            Nerd moment: Ummm Storm can control more than just "weather" AND more than just earth. She can control earth AND extraterrestrial ecosystems. AND IN SPACE she can control the interstellar and intergalactic phenomena. She can control the air in a person's lungs. She can also control the pressure inside the human inner ear. She can cause electromagnetic blasts in a persons brain. And YES she cause cause HURRICANES INSIDE a space station if she wanted. She doesn't need "weather" to do that. She just needs AIR. Sooooooooooooooooo she plugged the holes in the space ship, because she can control precipitation, humidity and moisture which allowed her to freeze the air that was escaping. This movie was probably the best display of Storm's powers on film so far.

                                            Magneto doesn't have "metal powers". He controls magnetism and electromagnetic energy. He uses the Earths electromagnetic field to fly. He can also manipulate the iron in someone's blood.

                                            • Zack DiPaolo
                                              Zack DiPaolo  5 days back

                                              that power reading part lmao

                                              • Mythraen
                                                Mythraen  5 days back

                                                11:40 I guess I'm not going to line up to the right. I've heard of this thing, might be a bit far-fetched, but here it is... steel-toed boots.

                                                • Mythraen
                                                  Mythraen  5 days back

                                                  I'm not going to say Mystique's transformations make sense, but you know she can only take humanoid appearances, right? She's not Beast Boy.

                                                  • Christian Hafer
                                                    Christian Hafer  5 days back

                                                    I'm not a comic book guy,vso I enjoyed this movie more than most. I was darned entertained.

                                                    • R Ross
                                                      R Ross  5 days back

                                                      Wasn't it alluded to somewhere that Nightcrawler was the son of Raven and that red dude with the arrow tail? He looks the same age as Raven here.

                                                      • Sunny RP
                                                        Sunny RP  4 days back

                                                        He is their son, but the movies ignore it.

                                                    • Rising Dawn
                                                      Rising Dawn  5 days back

                                                      They nerfed the shit outta magneto in this movie

                                                      • Synchronizor
                                                        Synchronizor  5 days back

                                                        No sin for Mystique in this film looking like a last-minute attempt by a broke cosplayer? Seriously, the makeup on Rebecca Romijn in the original X-Men was amazing, and Dark Phoenix was almost 20 years newer and had twice the budget.

                                                        • Sunny RP
                                                          Sunny RP  4 days back

                                                          @Synchronizor I forgot the articles name, but she said that she initially didn't even want to do Dark Phoenix and only came back because she was friends with the directior.

                                                        • Sunny RP
                                                          Sunny RP  4 days back

                                                          @Synchronizor she didn't like the smells and the process of being painted (like 8 hours)

                                                        • Synchronizor
                                                          Synchronizor  4 days back

                                                          Issues as in an allergic reaction? Or did she just not want to deal with the application process?

                                                        • Sunny RP
                                                          Sunny RP  4 days back

                                                          Jennifer Lawrence had issues with the makeup. She had them in the Apocalypse as well. It's why we see Jennifer Lawrence as herself instead of Mystique in the movies.

                                                      • Slemke 98
                                                        Slemke 98  5 days back

                                                        I swear after the first few seasons of GoT, Sophie Turner got complacent and just stopped trying. You should not be a worse actor in your 20s after like 10 years of experience than you were at 13. She can act, she just doesn't put any effort in anymore.

                                                        • wolf bane
                                                          wolf bane  5 days back

                                                          Raven you dumb bitch the x in X-Men stands for the unknown that's why you're fucking call the X-Men because you're an unknown gean the x-gene you stupid stupid bitch I think they went over this and first class

                                                          also add another Sin because they don't know what the fuck the Phoenix force is the Phoenix force is not the source of all life in the universe the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the universe.

                                                          Phoenix force is a force that lives inside the entire multiverse and there's only one Phoenixit means you can go to any multiverse and they'll be one Phoenix the Phoenix Force stretches from all the Marvel universe's and there's only one.

                                                          the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the entire world in the entire universe stretches from all the way from the multiverseJean was a good host for the Phoenix force in the face worse was making its way to Earth because of her sister dying yes holyshit Jean Grey has a sister.

                                                          and if the filmmakers were good enough they could have led with the story but anyway the reason why the feed squirrels was on its way to Earth was because Jean Grey essentially linked her mind her dying sister and Jean experience with death was and this cry of pain reached out into the entire universe and the Phoenix Force caught on to that page and in the face force realize that it was a good house for its power Jean Grey was a made for the host of The Phoenix Force.

                                                          and the reason why the Phoenix Force went crazy in the first place the Phoenix Force never experienced that emotion pain lost all of it the Phoenix Force never experienced pain never experienced emotion that's why I went the fuck crazy.

                                                          coupled with the fact that the Phoenix force was manipulated by one of the members of the hellfire club but hey.

                                                          Competent writers could not write something that interestingthat's sad or tragic know we had to go with this bullshit she's upset because her mommy and daddy didn't love her enough.

                                                          • Vitor Oliveira
                                                            Vitor Oliveira  5 days back

                                                            The reason why there's so many retcons in timelines and why the president of the USA looks like Nixon is due to Days of Future Past where they changed the future. In Apocalypse and then Dark Phoenix it's a whole new timeline, seperate of our own (where the original Xmen trillogy happened for instance)

                                                            • Kurt E. Clothier
                                                              Kurt E. Clothier  5 days back

                                                              The 'X' in "X-men" is for the "x-gene" that all mutants possess, not for the professor. Common mistake - they even screw that up in an episode of the Big Bang Theory (and, it was the earlier seasons that were still pretty good).

                                                              • Samuel Wright
                                                                Samuel Wright  5 days back

                                                                dude, are you ever gonna tell us the story of you and your college girlfriend?

                                                                • Ernie Velveeta
                                                                  Ernie Velveeta  6 days back

                                                                  12:38 - I'm looking forward to when he gets an Oscar, whenever that may be.

                                                                  • Kiara Animefan
                                                                    Kiara Animefan  6 days back

                                                                    God, I'm still pissed that I spent money on this. Absolute swing and a miss.

                                                                    • Juke Box
                                                                      Juke Box  6 days back

                                                                      Convicted felons should be forced to watch this movie

                                                                      • Gamer1288
                                                                        Gamer1288  6 days back

                                                                        8:30 He forgot Loki and Star-Lord.

                                                                        • Gamer1288
                                                                          Gamer1288  6 days back

                                                                          6:36 There is also the fact that he is a cripple. He literally can't go out in the field. If the X-Men shared a universe with other Marvel Characters then he could have had Tony Stark or Reed Richards invent something that would allow him to use his legs.

                                                                          • Malkatrix musik
                                                                            Malkatrix musik  6 days back

                                                                            Every movie the "new" nightcrawler is in deserves an extra sin for that abismal german accent

                                                                            • SkyHighGuys
                                                                              SkyHighGuys  6 days back

                                                                              I prefer cinemawins version of this.

                                                                              • Kathryn Jones
                                                                                Kathryn Jones  6 days back

                                                                                Jesus you are HEARTLESS and I LOVE IT

                                                                                • Dimitry K.
                                                                                  Dimitry K.  6 days back

                                                                                  Also you should add at least 10 sins for the other car just casually drove over after the crash and no one stopped to check the wrecked car

                                                                                  • NKProductions2014
                                                                                    NKProductions2014  6 days back

                                                                                    This movie sucked hard. I really didnt like it. It was like it was made by a group of student film students

                                                                                    • Shy Choongmoon
                                                                                      Shy Choongmoon  6 days back

                                                                                      Omg G spot reference 😂 I’m dead af 😂... don’t sin me

                                                                                      • no love
                                                                                        no love  7 days back

                                                                                        this movie is to lefty and that killed it :/

                                                                                        • vikki luo
                                                                                          vikki luo  7 days back

                                                                                          I can't believe they did not sin that Storm is using an umbrella, I'll get it if she is so sad that she caused the rain, but like, she is basically emotionless at that funeral scene. Soooooo...Ding

                                                                                          • Joel.
                                                                                            Joel.  7 days back

                                                                                            Storm controls all weather

                                                                                            • Ndudi Obichi
                                                                                              Ndudi Obichi  7 days back

                                                                                              Unpopular opinion: this movie really wasn’t that bad and y’all are overreacting. Sure it was a super toned down version than the epic saga in the comics but so was Captain America Civil War. Most of this movie’s hate came before the movie even premiered.