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  • Published: 27 June 2019
  • A coping mechanism I have for when the going gets tough is to hope and pray that a zombie apocalypse is coming in the near future so that I don't have to deal with this BS anymore. I blame it on:

    1. I have watched one too many seasons of the walking dead.
    2. Every young adult fiction novel written nowadays is about the same cliché dystopian city in absolute ruins.

    No but seriously dudes, how dope would it be to run around a city and loot everything in sight? I mean, minus the zombies and questionable people, I THINK THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. Actually, what the heck am I saying. I'm still scared of spiders. I hate the dark. I would probably survive for .7 seconds before a zombie bites my head off.

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    With love,

    Janiel Ceemstar
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Comments • 16 043

  • Ash- Bob
    Ash- Bob  5 months back

    Oh my god it’s Kitchen Fashion Week.

    • Rosalyn Martin
      Rosalyn Martin  2 weeks back

      Yes

    • bbueno2009
      bbueno2009  3 weeks back

      Dakitten Gacha34
      congrats :)

    • Kellie Teh
      Kellie Teh  4 weeks back

      Dakitten Gacha34 well I'm going to 6th grade

    • Sierra Mendoza
      Sierra Mendoza  4 weeks back

      Count me in and I'm coming in HOT with a HOT PINK pot on my head!❤️

    • Kalidow The Dog
      Kalidow The Dog  2 months back

      Dakitten Gacha34 aren’t you a bit to young for a phone..?? I didn’t get my first until my Christmas of 5th grade

  • Roro Gigi
    Roro Gigi  4 days back

    Your naturally smart and successful

    • Elsa Bachu
      Elsa Bachu  5 days back

      MAMA!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHHH! I love bohemian rhapsody.......😅

      • Chloe CrEAm ChEEse
        Chloe CrEAm ChEEse  5 days back

        The beginning was a very dramatic montage of Joana showing off her boots

        • iixTwlight
          iixTwlight  6 days back

          JE SAVAIS JAMAIS QUE TU PARLAIS DU FRANÇAIS!
          I NEVER KNEW YOU SPOKE FRENCH!
          (Im guessing cause there was french in her diploma)

          • Zoey Mitchell
            Zoey Mitchell  6 days back

            The real video starts at 00:20

            • Val V 2
              Val V 2  7 days back

              cmon dude share some :(

              • katie weber
                katie weber  1 weeks back

                Oh Joanna, I have 2 shows on my 13th birthday, i feel your pain

                • Charity Changes Everything

                  I am an ancient 34 year old who loves watching your content. I hope my daughter is just as lovable and strange as you.

                  • Lara Ozbay
                    Lara Ozbay  2 weeks back

                    I ravenously devoured the singularity that is my avocado tortilla.

                    • Lara Ozbay
                      Lara Ozbay  2 weeks back

                      I'm replying to this so others feel the slightest compelled to do so too.

                  • Devin Cassedy
                    Devin Cassedy  2 weeks back

                    Id watch that video 😂

                    • Elena B
                      Elena B  2 weeks back

                      We stan a very powerful young woman here

                      • Sam / Tony U
                        Sam / Tony U  2 weeks back

                        those boots.
                        *i want them*

                        • grizZlybear
                          grizZlybear  2 weeks back

                          guys wtf isnt 6:35 JAIDENANIMATIONS or am i tripping balls

                          • Isabella Wong
                            Isabella Wong  2 weeks back

                            joana’s mom: :|
                            joana: 📷
                            joana’s mom: :]

                            • Vixxar._92
                              Vixxar._92  2 weeks back

                              Joana has made a dramatic fashion statement today

                              • Lilli Isa
                                Lilli Isa  2 weeks back

                                You give me joy

                                • Slime girl 1,000
                                  Slime girl 1,000  3 weeks back

                                  I would have watched it jojo cewa

                                  • Melissa Kasavi
                                    Melissa Kasavi  3 weeks back

                                    I love you Joana.😛

                                    • Georgia L
                                      Georgia L  3 weeks back

                                      0:18 me showing up in the same sweatshirt for the seventh day in a row

                                      • M0rgu3 Princ3ss
                                        M0rgu3 Princ3ss  3 weeks back

                                        YO THOSE DEMONIAS R SICK

                                        • Helen Luo
                                          Helen Luo  3 weeks back

                                          I’m sad cuz I’m allergic to ice-cream

                                          • The Seventh Apparition
                                            The Seventh Apparition  3 weeks back

                                            Poor girl doesn't know how to eat... She is literally eating avocados and tortillas everyday, lol...


                                            What a sad way to live life, from a culinary perspective. Even if you are a vegan or whatever the case is, you can eat way better than that...


                                            Idk, I couldn't eat that way, unless I had to, like some Roman pleb. That's some straight pleb fuckery. Learn how to cook. It'll be attractive to guys too. I'm pretty sure no dude wants a chick that only knows how to wrap mashed up avocado in a fuckin' tortilla and call it "food."


                                            I dont understand how you can do derivatives in high school, but can't use Google to cook yourself a decent meal...

                                            • 이달의소년단
                                              이달의소년단  3 weeks back

                                              That's Sandara's hairstyle back in Fire era 0:03 😂😂

                                              • Birch Lotus
                                                Birch Lotus  3 weeks back

                                                "Where can you go wrong with fried ravioli?"
                                                Girl, have you watched Kitchen Nightmares?

                                                • CupidTheGachangel
                                                  CupidTheGachangel  3 weeks back

                                                  So that graduation suit looks like a hogwarts uniform and if we wore that everyday i’d feel like Hermione
                                                  Also i had a dream once i was in Hogwarts
                                                  So i was at my house begging my mom to take me and my brother to hogwarts (somehow it’s a thing) and she agreed


                                                  Let’s just say at the end i didn’t get accepted 😭😭

                                                  • haha funny yes
                                                    haha funny yes  3 weeks back

                                                    why are your shoes so obnoxious and where do I get them?

                                                    • Pastel Llama
                                                      Pastel Llama  3 weeks back

                                                      I honestly wish we had graduations in the UK-

                                                      • Katy Jones
                                                        Katy Jones  3 weeks back

                                                        Who else thought of nicole from nicole tv when u saw her hair 😂😂

                                                        • Teuta Gjyla
                                                          Teuta Gjyla  3 weeks back

                                                          They grow up so fast:'(

                                                          • Ruhaan Arora
                                                            Ruhaan Arora  4 weeks back

                                                            That hat is amazing, pretty ,wowwwwwww

                                                            • Pickle Nation
                                                              Pickle Nation  4 weeks back

                                                              Someone who actually agrees with my opinion about kettle corn

                                                              • Ava KJ
                                                                Ava KJ  4 weeks back

                                                                is no one going to talk about 0:03

                                                                • Maddie g
                                                                  Maddie g  4 weeks back

                                                                  0:18 me at 3 am when I can’t sleep

                                                                • ofyourbluesky
                                                                  ofyourbluesky  4 weeks back

                                                                  Can your dad be my dad

                                                                  • charlotte oneill
                                                                    charlotte oneill  4 weeks back

                                                                    I love the boots lmaoo

                                                                    • Hi_ Peoples
                                                                      Hi_ Peoples  4 weeks back

                                                                      Every runway model is “shook”

                                                                      • Alyson richards
                                                                        Alyson richards  4 weeks back

                                                                        joana: * goes to eat dinner*

                                                                        me: omg yorkdale mall

                                                                        • Gab Falcioni
                                                                          Gab Falcioni  4 weeks back

                                                                          HAPPY BIRTHDAY

                                                                          • Sierra Mendoza
                                                                            Sierra Mendoza  4 weeks back

                                                                            At 2:48 is me when I have a sugar rush or when I just ate 3 million thanksgiving dinners!😅😁🍭🍫🍬❤️

                                                                            • Cooper Byrne
                                                                              Cooper Byrne  4 weeks back

                                                                              0:01 her parents weren’t home right

                                                                              • Luiza oliveira
                                                                                Luiza oliveira  1 months back

                                                                                Essas legendas em português me salvam 💕

                                                                                • Mayo •_•
                                                                                  Mayo •_•  1 months back

                                                                                  And hen the day she she posted this was one day after my birthday

                                                                                  • Mayo •_•
                                                                                    Mayo •_•  1 months back

                                                                                    Oh mah gawd my birthday is the next day

                                                                                    • Kanji- san
                                                                                      Kanji- san  1 months back

                                                                                      I looooove sweet popcorn.

                                                                                      • Luna Senpai
                                                                                        Luna Senpai  1 months back

                                                                                        I wake up at 4:30 everyday so fite me, amateur

                                                                                        That was a joke I love you so much your so cool :D

                                                                                        • Mari Picelli
                                                                                          Mari Picelli  1 months back

                                                                                          it's not my "forte" i loveeee that

                                                                                          • XxEggø_SunxX
                                                                                            XxEggø_SunxX  1 months back

                                                                                            Two days before my bday