Pumpkin Pie - You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

  • Published: 15 November 2017
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    Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
    Well I’m all all out of bridges.

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    To make the pie:
    Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
    Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
    But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
    Add two eggs
    Add 3/4 cup of sugar
    Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
    2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
    (or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
    Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
    Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
    Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
    Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
    Reduce it to 350.
    Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
    Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
    Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.
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Comments • 2 658

  • TemperedSyCi
    TemperedSyCi  2 days back

    Lost it at the pumpkin pie spice part.

    • macey -
      macey -  5 days back

      Clean the oven

      Pls. Just a little

      • Issa Tomato
        Issa Tomato  6 days back

        My Technology Livelihood Education class had us make pumpkin pie recently with an innovation in it (ours was cinnamon since it wasnt in the original recipe). When it was in the oven, I was playing with a peice of leftover dough my groupmates overkneaded and dropped on the floor, and my stupid self tasted some of it. It was salty. Very salty. At that moment I knew the pie would be a disaster but chose to say nothing. When it came out we cut a peice for our teacher, gave it to her, and the rest of the pie we ate. The crust tasted like playdough and the filling tasteless clay. Altogether it was salty, mushy, and warm. I did not like it. I only ate it because I spent most of lunch washing dishes and was hungry. Our teacher told us to come back for it at dismissal to clean up and to finish the pies, I forgot to come back and didnt really care when I realised that because I already washed almost all of the dishes beforehand. So what is to learn from this anecdote? Check your measurements carefully and dont overdo the salt. Yes it enhances flavor but to much of a good thing is bad. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

        • FantasticFungus
          FantasticFungus  6 days back

          imagine dropping a bulldog and it splits into a horde of chihuahuas

          • bdpa kaknox
            bdpa kaknox  7 days back

            @2:53 What is blurred out there?

            • Style Snivy
              Style Snivy  1 weeks back

              Fricken wow

              • Tony Miloslavskiy
                Tony Miloslavskiy  2 weeks back

                *" C R I S P Y C R U S T I T U D E "*

                • Z man Luke
                  Z man Luke  2 weeks back

                  I could watch your channel all day. Lol hilarious content. 🤙🏽

                  • Actual Tomato
                    Actual Tomato  3 weeks back

                    I don't know why but that beginning fucking killed me

                    • Adventures with Conrad
                      Adventures with Conrad  3 weeks back

                      You are the freaking best!

                      • dokkalex
                        dokkalex  3 weeks back

                        2:13 *NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT*

                        • Kayagorzan
                          Kayagorzan  3 weeks back

                          2:53 why the blur tho?

                          • Person of marshmallow
                            Person of marshmallow  4 weeks back

                            Nooo I kept my laughter in until you said rim job 😂😂😂😂

                            • Hushh
                              Hushh  4 weeks back

                              I did what you said to do to get the pumpkin but i ended up getting a watermelon :( is it because i live in a desert? should i switch locations to find a wild Pumpkin?

                              • Farawell C
                                Farawell C  1 months back

                                The dead leaves are pretty.

                                • comp lexity
                                  comp lexity  1 months back

                                  *Sees the volcano*
                                  *Confused screaming*

                                  • zachfrack 29
                                    zachfrack 29  1 months back

                                    Did your mom teach you the rim job meathod or did you find it your self....

                                    • Lemon XDboi
                                      Lemon XDboi  1 months back

                                      Your old asf Grandpa: 0:08
                                      You: **tries to hold in laugh**
                                      XD its relatable to me idk abt yall

                                      • TheMiningTeam
                                        TheMiningTeam  2 months back

                                        2:38 It's weird to think about the fact that the electric oven, a normal household appliance, has a heating element that gets red hot, and we never think about it.

                                        • Maxwell Farris
                                          Maxwell Farris  2 months back

                                          You rolled that pumpkin hella far.

                                          • The oddest One
                                            The oddest One  2 months back

                                            *_CRUSTICLES_* ... is this a new word now

                                            • where’s my cat
                                              where’s my cat  2 months back

                                              did anyone else see some parts of his kitchen censored

                                              • Danča Defucker
                                                Danča Defucker  2 months back

                                                Omg i am on your maraton, love your videos man❤️

                                                • Quincii
                                                  Quincii  2 months back

                                                  that pumpkin was very well trained. There’s a chance that pumpkin was a pet. hopefully the owners never find out.

                                                  • makaan1932
                                                    makaan1932  2 months back

                                                    This channel - where were you all my life

                                                    • Clinton MP
                                                      Clinton MP  2 months back

                                                      He's like Babbish and How to Basic's love child 😂

                                                      • BLITZER
                                                        BLITZER  2 months back

                                                        Pumpkin,pumpkin,pumpkin, pie, get in the season where everything dies,shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin pumpkin pie,my heart is sunk an shoulders thump because I can get enough pumpkin PIE,PIE,PIE,PIE!

                                                        • Pika Memez
                                                          Pika Memez  3 months back

                                                          And the sad thing is that when u combine these spices together and compare it to the pumpkin pie spice..


                                                          *so we are going to use 1/4 of pumpkin pie spice*

                                                          • Ying the Eevee
                                                            Ying the Eevee  3 months back

                                                            you can do the alton brown method and toast the whole spices yourself before grinding them in a mortar and pestle and adding them to the pie filling.

                                                            • Jenna Allen
                                                              Jenna Allen  3 months back

                                                              Four twenty fundo

                                                              • Audrey Bales
                                                                Audrey Bales  3 months back

                                                                I love how his channel is called 'You suck at cooking' yet he's a really good cook. 😂

                                                                • TonytheCapeGuy
                                                                  TonytheCapeGuy  3 months back

                                                                  Crispy crustitude is amongst my favorite expressions now thanks!

                                                                  • [GD] Honor
                                                                    [GD] Honor  3 months back

                                                                    Am I the only one who thinks this is daily dose of internet. But just cooking shit instead of everything else

                                                                    • xPastell _Tears
                                                                      xPastell _Tears  3 months back

                                                                      Psh. You could've just put a pumpkin, egg, and sugar on a crafting table.

                                                                      Lol noob.

                                                                      • YeetGod Productions
                                                                        YeetGod Productions  3 months back

                                                                        The sound that he made to call the pumpkin got me crying🤣🤣

                                                                        • M M
                                                                          M M  3 months back

                                                                          If you don’t volcano whip cream your pumpkin pie, you ain’t doing it right.

                                                                          • CanadianMaple Munoz
                                                                            CanadianMaple Munoz  3 months back

                                                                            You are da *T R U E P U M P K I N M A S T E R A N D W H I S P E R E R.*

                                                                            • commander sus Gunner
                                                                              commander sus Gunner  3 months back


                                                                              • Brian Taddeo
                                                                                Brian Taddeo  3 months back

                                                                                You sound hella canadian

                                                                                • Alice Devilsdaughter
                                                                                  Alice Devilsdaughter  3 months back

                                                                                  All the spices combined: i am just as good as you are!
                                                                                  Pumpkin spice: oh you haven't heard?

                                                                                  • Gachakat 101
                                                                                    Gachakat 101  3 months back

                                                                                    Has anyone actually trying to do this

                                                                                    • Lilly Knutsen
                                                                                      Lilly Knutsen  3 months back

                                                                                      Pimblokto’s bro

                                                                                      • Ayano Aishi fan
                                                                                        Ayano Aishi fan  3 months back

                                                                                        I love your intro you suck at cooking yea you tollily suck i am suck at cooking

                                                                                        • Beastly
                                                                                          Beastly  3 months back

                                                                                          so how'd u do the dough

                                                                                          • Jack o'Lantern
                                                                                            Jack o'Lantern  3 months back

                                                                                            Waiting to watch this on Halloween. I think it will be a totally accurate and useful recipe to follow. Just gotta find black whipped creme to make a jack o'lantern pie...

                                                                                            • herpson derps
                                                                                              herpson derps  3 months back

                                                                                              Where's the dogs?

                                                                                              • Allie
                                                                                                Allie  3 months back

                                                                                                I liked the anarchist lmao

                                                                                                • Student Audrey Garcia
                                                                                                  Student Audrey Garcia  4 months back

                                                                                                  The pumpkin will come to you if you say *kskskskksksksks*