A week in the life of John Cena

  • Published: 10 December 2018
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    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

    Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Comments • 24 445

  • BeastPR
    BeastPR  2 days back


    • FN 2187
      FN 2187  3 days back

      *I never knew I had a crush on John Cena until today.*

      • Kugelfrosch
        Kugelfrosch  5 days back

        5:40 when you show her your 100 copies of shrek and cars 2

        • Kugelfrosch
          Kugelfrosch  16 hours back

          @fluffycorgu xD

        • fluffycorgu
          fluffycorgu  1 days back

          I feel unholy because this made me laugh a lot

      • møcherii ;;
        møcherii ;;  5 days back

        The comments:
        79% talking about how healthy she is
        21% these kind of comments
        10% original comments (?)

        • Pauline B.
          Pauline B.  5 days back

          My school starts at 7:45😑

          • Iulia Avram
            Iulia Avram  6 days back

            i also swim and paint like you and i love it
            iiiiiiiii looooooooovvvvveeeeee youuuuuuuuuu

            • Belle Brenneman
              Belle Brenneman  6 days back

              Woo try 4:30 for swim practice not 6

              • Elise van Putten
                Elise van Putten  6 days back

                Wait i don't get it? Are you john cena or joana?

              • Robert Harrison
                Robert Harrison  6 days back

                this is bad

                • JMAN!!
                  JMAN!!  7 days back

                  Ur cool

                  • Allis Wang
                    Allis Wang  1 weeks back

                    “It’s 8:40, guess what time class starts.. *gotta go to class* !”

                    • Jah M
                      Jah M  1 weeks back

                      11:41-11:42 JESUS CHRIST IT'S JASON BOURNE

                      • Izzy Grooves
                        Izzy Grooves  1 weeks back

                        jeez at my school, lunch time is at 1:30pm and ends at 2pm. yup. we get HALF AN HOUR and thats it hunny

                        • Candy Cake
                          Candy Cake  1 weeks back

                          please read the description

                          • Maddie De La Cruz
                            Maddie De La Cruz  1 weeks back

                            Spam A in the chat for Joana Ceddia 🥑

                            • Jenn Hello
                              Jenn Hello  1 weeks back

                              You have you're life so well put together it's honestly very inspiring. It's very cute that you guys work out as a family.
                              Sidenote: watching this video just made me hate the American school system even more than I already do

                              • Emma Butler
                                Emma Butler  1 weeks back

                                We have the same exact calculator. I've had it since like 4th grade and drooped it everyday of my middle school career. not once did it break. it has never failed me. my only and longest friend. my casio. i like tacos.

                                • roba hazem
                                  roba hazem  1 weeks back

                                  one guy. just one.

                                  • a little potato
                                    a little potato  2 weeks back

                                    im a potato

                                  • Jazzy Land
                                    Jazzy Land  2 weeks back

                                    She wakes up at 6:30 lucky I wake up at 4:30

                                    • Araceli Munoz
                                      Araceli Munoz  2 weeks back

                                      I don't know why but I had my captions on when she said

                                      Joana: time to go to prison

                                      YouTube: ( or hell)

                                      Me: .............😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                      • Victoria Zamudio
                                        Victoria Zamudio  2 weeks back

                                        I wish I could wake up at 6:30 every morning, in middle school I had to do that and now in highschool I've upgraded to 5 :) (love that)

                                        • fluffycorgu
                                          fluffycorgu  1 days back

                                          I'm an 8th grader and I wake up at 5:30. Willingly 💀 School starts at 8:25

                                      • Lucie A
                                        Lucie A  2 weeks back

                                        Tbh her bones are held together with band aids, but mine have to be stuck back together with flex tape

                                        • Keira T
                                          Keira T  2 weeks back

                                          Your school starts so late omg

                                          • Spilt Chicken
                                            Spilt Chicken  2 weeks back

                                            Umm.. interesting description

                                            • Blue Moon
                                              Blue Moon  2 weeks back

                                              "Time to go to prison. Ahhgahh"

                                              • Devin Cassedy
                                                Devin Cassedy  2 weeks back

                                                How many nerf guns do you have

                                                • Kryptonite
                                                  Kryptonite  2 weeks back


                                                  • J A
                                                    J A  2 weeks back

                                                    You don't look Brazilian

                                                    • Lara Ozbay
                                                      Lara Ozbay  2 weeks back

                                                      Electric currents are always passing through you.

                                                      • SanMarinekoESC
                                                        SanMarinekoESC  2 weeks back

                                                        ok guys just look at the description it's amazing

                                                        • Miranda Strickland
                                                          Miranda Strickland  2 weeks back

                                                          When's joana gonna make a song called "CoUgH" ?

                                                          • Bess Clancy
                                                            Bess Clancy  2 weeks back

                                                            dude your parents are so caring, did you see that breakfast her mom fixed for her?

                                                            • AMINA HOLCOMB
                                                              AMINA HOLCOMB  2 weeks back

                                                              J *O* A *N* *A*

                                                              • AMINA HOLCOMB
                                                                AMINA HOLCOMB  2 weeks back

                                                                *She is the funniest person on earth if you disagree I will slap the croissant out of your hand*

                                                                • Gacha_Duckie UvU
                                                                  Gacha_Duckie UvU  2 weeks back

                                                                  HELLO Joana oof I sound like a psychopath well I am after I murdered my chicken Nugget XD

                                                                  • norah
                                                                    norah  2 weeks back

                                                                    I want to raise a child like John. She has a great sense of humor and is very kind, but is intelligent and mature. Also very healthy and willing to bond with mother goose and father goose. Also, hi.

                                                                    • The Hamster House
                                                                      The Hamster House  3 weeks back

                                                                      Joana: ugh i have to wake up at 630 every day

                                                                      me who has to wake up at six am since i was 11: am i a joke to u?

                                                                      • fluffycorgu
                                                                        fluffycorgu  18 hours back

                                                                        @The Hamster House they shall never be forgotten.
                                                                        the 5 and 6 am men rip

                                                                      • The Hamster House
                                                                        The Hamster House  18 hours back

                                                                        fluffycorgu lmao a moment for our fallen soldier

                                                                      • fluffycorgu
                                                                        fluffycorgu  1 days back

                                                                        me who has woken up at 5:30 since age 7:
                                                                        am I a joke to u?

                                                                    • Masa Stepanovic
                                                                      Masa Stepanovic  3 weeks back

                                                                      why are you people disliking

                                                                      • Greg mari Firme
                                                                        Greg mari Firme  3 weeks back

                                                                        Actually the YouTube rewind last year was 16 million dislikes :)

                                                                        • Farrah Johnson
                                                                          Farrah Johnson  3 weeks back

                                                                          This girl needs a trophie for capturing a week in 14 minutes

                                                                          • Indi Murgatroyd
                                                                            Indi Murgatroyd  3 weeks back

                                                                            Me:about to fall asleep


                                                                            • Roberta Samson
                                                                              Roberta Samson  3 weeks back

                                                                              Your so lucky I wake up for practice at 4:45

                                                                              • Nick Wrong
                                                                                Nick Wrong  3 weeks back

                                                                                People study in high School?

                                                                                • poptartkif
                                                                                  poptartkif  3 weeks back

                                                                                  I thought she would say, “I would like to apologize for talking while eating.” but its fine

                                                                                  • Autumn Willows
                                                                                    Autumn Willows  3 weeks back

                                                                                    You're so lucky you wake up at 6:30 I wake up at 5:50 D:

                                                                                    • Anime Lover
                                                                                      Anime Lover  3 weeks back

                                                                                      I wake up at 3 a.m.

                                                                                      • Thailia Sampson
                                                                                        Thailia Sampson  3 weeks back

                                                                                        She has chicken boob on Tuesday