A week in the life of John Cena

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  • Published: 10 December 2018
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    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

    Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Comments • 24 434

  • tear ;;—
    tear ;;—  16 hours back

    joana ceddia waking up at 6:30 am: after lunch it gets tired.

    me waking up at 5:15 am: ah yes, sleep

    • MinECRafT ViLLaGEr
      MinECRafT ViLLaGEr  2 days back

      Joanna:
      50% avocado
      100% pureness

      • Jess Stange
        Jess Stange  3 days back

        I go to physio because my spine? Yea she's litterally shaped like this- §

        • Vivian
          Vivian  4 days back

          imagine john cena being your tutor

          • LoadsOfLikes 12
            LoadsOfLikes 12  4 days back

            Make a face with these eyes to express how your feeling!
            Let’s hit 1k!!! 👁👅👁

            • Maisie Natsu
              Maisie Natsu  6 days back

              I wish I had joana as a tutor

              • sara 34
                sara 34  6 days back

                i wanna be productive like u, god bless u 🥰

                • Ramon Quiroz
                  Ramon Quiroz  1 weeks back

                  I like ze diskription

                  • It's Giobeatees
                    It's Giobeatees  1 weeks back

                    6:02 Me at Christmas Dinner

                    • Choro deivid
                      Choro deivid  1 weeks back

                      *UNA SEMANA EN LA VIDA DE JOHN CENA*

                      • Mattie G
                        Mattie G  1 weeks back

                        Joana is 70% water 30% tortillas🌯

                        • samichh
                          samichh  1 weeks back

                          the swim practice at 7 in the morning is relatable, except my practice is sometimes at 6:30, or 6 am :(

                          • FlipperBooch219
                            FlipperBooch219  1 weeks back

                            samichh my practices on school days are at 6-7am, then we’ll have an afternoon 3:15-5:30 practice too

                        • Leah Marie
                          Leah Marie  2 weeks back

                          I'd kill for her life. She seems happy and everything is so simple and wholesome. She even eats so healthy. This is the life id choose over my depression, anxiety, poverty ridden life I have now

                          • Leah Marie
                            Leah Marie  1 weeks back

                            @biggest boi well I'm alive and not paralyzed or brain dead so yea I'm better than most would be in my situation

                          • Leah Marie
                            Leah Marie  1 weeks back

                            @Alina Khan ok

                          • biggest boi
                            biggest boi  1 weeks back

                            U good

                          • Alina Khan
                            Alina Khan  1 weeks back

                            Leah Marie ok?

                        • Fatema Alhazmi
                          Fatema Alhazmi  2 weeks back

                          I love you soooooooo much you are so beautiful and funny 😂💛💛💛💛

                          • Sunflower Gaming
                            Sunflower Gaming  2 weeks back

                            My morning swim is at 5:30 and ends at 6:45 wth I’m jealous

                            • Shielooong
                              Shielooong  2 weeks back

                              the start of our class is 6:30am so i woke up 4:30am

                              phillipines😂

                              • Evan PW
                                Evan PW  2 weeks back

                                0:10 to 0:11 if you pause and turn on capstions then it says "how are we doing?*badly but thanks for asking John Cena

                                • josephine gonzales
                                  josephine gonzales  3 weeks back

                                  5:01 me when I go to school

                                  • Nicole Fahr-Becker
                                    Nicole Fahr-Becker  3 weeks back

                                    My lunch is 20 minutes...




                                    20 FREAKING MINUTES

                                    • kim node
                                      kim node  3 weeks back

                                      my advice you should get Grammarly for your Eng H.W
                                      love you..

                                      • Ronika Sassy
                                        Ronika Sassy  3 weeks back

                                        Y does joana look 12 in the thumbnail?

                                        • xLogic Doesnt Existx
                                          xLogic Doesnt Existx  3 weeks back

                                          Don’t you love weekend practices were you wake up at 6am and drive 40mins to the pool while everyone else just goes 5mins so they wake up at 6:45 because they don’t live 1000 miles away

                                          • Brookie Cookie
                                            Brookie Cookie  3 weeks back

                                            I can’t believe you kept a pair of socks for five whole years without like loosing one

                                            • Artleen Salvador
                                              Artleen Salvador  3 weeks back

                                              i love the subtitles <3

                                              • nelle
                                                nelle  3 weeks back

                                                do not read the description if you wish to keep your sane together

                                                • Ella Eats
                                                  Ella Eats  4 weeks back

                                                  you are my queen and saviour

                                                  • Kim Swartz
                                                    Kim Swartz  4 weeks back

                                                    Or make a IQ test on YouTube

                                                    • Kim Swartz
                                                      Kim Swartz  4 weeks back

                                                      Joana u should answer riddles

                                                      • best_burqueno_ boi
                                                        best_burqueno_ boi  4 weeks back

                                                        I-

                                                        • Maryam Ashiq
                                                          Maryam Ashiq  4 weeks back

                                                          it is weird to see someone so healthy lol, love your vids

                                                          • Joerish Austero
                                                            Joerish Austero  4 weeks back

                                                            What editing app do you use?

                                                            • Kaust Ve La Grisaia
                                                              Kaust Ve La Grisaia  4 weeks back

                                                              Yoi

                                                              • Michelle Porter
                                                                Michelle Porter  1 months back

                                                                John Cena, serious question: are u the girl from the meme where she bops with the triangle of hair and then she turns around over her shoulder with shades on? Sos pls recreate 😹😹😹

                                                                • nerdy reader
                                                                  nerdy reader  1 months back

                                                                  How did u end up with 3 avacados on toast

                                                                  • Plant Me Ashley
                                                                    Plant Me Ashley  1 months back

                                                                    How tf long are canadian lunches 😂

                                                                    • Hyjnor Jasiqi
                                                                      Hyjnor Jasiqi  1 months back

                                                                      My name is literally Joana and I am a swimmer 🏊‍♀️ but I swim for a club
                                                                      Sorry if I am late

                                                                      • Emarie Schweikhardt
                                                                        Emarie Schweikhardt  1 months back

                                                                        You are so lucky, I am jealous. Our high school swim team has practice at 5:30 am, so I wake up at 4:15 each morning.

                                                                        • Tom Zheng
                                                                          Tom Zheng  1 months back

                                                                          As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

                                                                          In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

                                                                          There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

                                                                          In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

                                                                          Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

                                                                          Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

                                                                          By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

                                                                          During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

                                                                          Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

                                                                          Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

                                                                          If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

                                                                          • Alyssa Nicole
                                                                            Alyssa Nicole  1 months back

                                                                            I'm in middle school and I have to wake up at 5 and my bus comes at 6:49

                                                                            • - l u s t f u l -
                                                                              - l u s t f u l -  1 months back

                                                                              Mother goose Joanna edition : E A T
                                                                              mother goose me edition : Jesus you are fat-

                                                                              • Foxy _
                                                                                Foxy _  1 months back

                                                                                The people disliking r jealous because of John census and her amazingness

                                                                                • KatIsMe
                                                                                  KatIsMe  1 months back

                                                                                  I’m eating chicken nuggets with carrots.. sorry. I thought I would share

                                                                                  • Human Bean
                                                                                    Human Bean  1 months back

                                                                                    Who do you swim for now that you’re in university?

                                                                                    • Harsh Tiwari
                                                                                      Harsh Tiwari  1 months back

                                                                                      Where the fuck is John Cena?

                                                                                      • Cherry Salvino
                                                                                        Cherry Salvino  1 months back

                                                                                        year 1

                                                                                        • Saanvi Sharma
                                                                                          Saanvi Sharma  1 months back

                                                                                          I am here exactly a year after this greatness was alive on the Internet 🌐...

                                                                                          • UwUpops
                                                                                            UwUpops  1 months back

                                                                                            Is it just me who's laughing at 'john Cena'