What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?


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  • Jessica Constantine
    Jessica Constantine  6 hours back

    I would bring marijuana for trade! Because if it was an apocalyptic situation nobody is going to need money. But trading is going to be a big deal! So bringing a bunch of marijuana with you would be a great way to barter.

    • P. Quinton
      P. Quinton  12 hours back

      Canned items, manual can openers, flashlights and hella batteries, guns, knives, walkie talkies, thick clothing, tarps, wood, tools, a camper or trailer, so many things to consider in a situation like that. Location... Maybe close to a lake or ocean. How long you last becomes the ultimate wonder in the world.

      • alexis flores
        alexis flores  19 hours back

        Joe at 1:28 I’ve got an apocalypse mobile. Evil laugh follows

        • Ginge
          Ginge  1 days back

          9v battery and steel wool to make a fire, takes two seconds

          • Robert Hansel
            Robert Hansel  1 days back

            would you take the Tesla. STFU

            • Rob Diaz
              Rob Diaz  1 days back

              Electric would definitely be the way to go in a survival situation.

              • Rob Diaz
                Rob Diaz  1 days back

                This dude is annoying.

                • Jack Rotten
                  Jack Rotten  2 days back

                  A Tesla might work somewhat, if you had some kind of solar panels attached. Entire solar panel roof and hood.

                  • Man Ransom
                    Man Ransom  3 days back

                    He would eat a Vietnamese person.

                    • Dan Palmer
                      Dan Palmer  3 days back

                      A nuke power plant? Shouldnt do much damage.

                      • Hanzo Hattori
                        Hanzo Hattori  3 days back

                        Joe's gonna be putting his finger in alot of asses.

                        • Danielle Jean
                          Danielle Jean  3 days back

                          Land Cruiser would for sure be my vehicle of choice.

                          • Owen Zappa
                            Owen Zappa  3 days back

                            Southern California? Die.

                            • Steve Mcclendon
                              Steve Mcclendon  4 days back

                              Easy!!! But I've been living off of deer, elk, bear, fish ,moose! For 20 years .firewood for heat, and load my own shells.

                              • George Rome
                                George Rome  4 days back

                                Joe would smoke DMT, duuhhh.

                                • scotty101ire
                                  scotty101ire  4 days back

                                  one small problem there would be 50 million people doing the exact same things the roads would be chaos and everybody would be armed to the teeth if access out of the state was restricted there would be panic and the largest gun fight in american history

                                  • Construction ginger
                                    Construction ginger  5 days back

                                    People would seriously grab a Tesla vs gas!!!!! During an apocalypse there would be no electricity and you’d have to charge your car with a generator that takes gas!!!! Natural selection is a real thing 😂😂😂😂 see you tree huggers on the other side!!!!

                                    • Construction ginger
                                      Construction ginger  1 days back

                                      Rob Diaz and there is plenty of gas not like it’s just gonna run out in a lifetime especially in a apocalypse 😂 you liberals are retarted I swear

                                    • Construction ginger
                                      Construction ginger  1 days back

                                      Rob Diaz you are seriously retarted idk about you or anyone else with a Tesla but there’s a gas station on every corner that you could get unlimited gas out of with some easy mechanical work. But unless you’re a rocket scientist who knows how to wire a solar field to charge your car even if you can there aren’t that many solar fields so your telling me it’s more convenient to track down a solar field in a disaster vs a gas station on every corner you are definitely retarted

                                    • Rob Diaz
                                      Rob Diaz  1 days back

                                      Have you heard of solar panels? You can make electricity to charge your batteries in a variety of different ways. How are you going to make gas? Not to mention an electric vehicle would be easier to maintain since you have about half or maybe even less parts than a regular gas powered vehicle. Your dumbass would probably be the first to die in a survival situation.

                                  • joeuser771
                                    joeuser771  5 days back

                                    IMO an apocalypse-mobile should be powered by an old oversized diesel, the kind capable of running on pretty much anything oily, low rev, plenty of torque, and doesn't need an electrical.system (other than for starting, lights, etc)

                                    • Derek Dean
                                      Derek Dean  5 days back

                                      Actual answer.
                                      No matter where you are, you're 85 miles from fresh water. Largest bodies of fresh water in the world. More deer than people. Detroit is basically free real estate.

                                      • Bob D
                                        Bob D  6 days back

                                        All black people 2:57 😂😂💯

                                        • Sean L
                                          Sean L  6 days back

                                          F the fire starting bow. F the flint. Buy a big 60 pack of butane lighters.

                                          • ONEIL311
                                            ONEIL311  6 days back

                                            I would stay put because I live up in the woods already so I’m gonna be fine but if you’re bugging out definitely bring the weed, beer, and liquor with you. Like pack all you have up. It’s great for trading, antiseptic, pain killer, and fire starter fuel.

                                            • Ghostdog4
                                              Ghostdog4  6 days back

                                              I too live in the woods, have water filtration and a Gun. I'm just going full Cannibal right off the bat.

                                              • Shipwrek 4
                                                Shipwrek 4  6 days back

                                                I already live in the woods so don't have to drive, water filtration is the most important thing.

                                                • Canadian Aquaria
                                                  Canadian Aquaria  6 days back

                                                  Forgot fishing gear. Easier to find fish then animals.

                                                  • Gunk
                                                    Gunk  4 days back

                                                    I agree. Fishing is also something you can do even if you're mildly injured, like a twisted ankle or a pulled muscle. Plus it's quiet and you're not spending tons of calories moving around. Time could become a problem though, if you're not familiar with the fishing spots of the area you could be in for a long wait.

                                                • gary morseau II
                                                  gary morseau II  6 days back

                                                  Lol that black dude is funny af. He said like all the wrong things you shouldn’t do. He said Tesla and weed😂😂😂.

                                                  • wildernessshouter
                                                    wildernessshouter  6 days back

                                                    I like Joe; but as a prepper guy, his survival plans seem a little like wishful thinking. When you drive to "the woods" you are almost instantly going to run into a lot of people with the same idea. When people left hurricanes fuel was running out every where, where are you going to get this huge tank of gas? If you get it in advance you can't keep it forever; you have to add stabilizer agents to store it, and that only lasts so long. In the process of leaving urban centers you could be confronted by people who don't want mass amounts of people rolling through their community, because that wave of people normally starts stealing and tearing things up. So what do you do when you just burnt a bunch of your fuel and you run into a hundred people with guns saying turn around?

                                                    • TYSON JNR 7
                                                      TYSON JNR 7  6 days back

                                                      There will be animals everywhere if the apocalypse happens , cats ,dogs everywhere lol

                                                      • RubyIsaacs
                                                        RubyIsaacs  6 days back

                                                        If you run, you will just die tired.

                                                        • Maximus Areilius
                                                          Maximus Areilius  7 days back

                                                          That geeky black dude is freaking annoying as hell. 😒😒😒

                                                          • Francisco Islas
                                                            Francisco Islas  7 days back

                                                            Head to a costco and stock up

                                                            • zolt B
                                                              zolt B  1 weeks back

                                                              escape on you 70ft offshore yacht packed with a years worth of food water maker solar and heaps of fishing gear boom sorted

                                                              • I AM KAI
                                                                I AM KAI  1 weeks back

                                                                why the hack is this guy even bringing up the Apocalypse when he hasn't thought anything about it at all??? this is so painful to watch

                                                                • eRic
                                                                  eRic  1 weeks back

                                                                  porbably just shoot myself. what's the point? do i really wanna live in some shit world like in The Book of Eli? no

                                                                  • Scott Kerr
                                                                    Scott Kerr  1 weeks back

                                                                    Got to get a bug out bag joe , itll def help .

                                                                    • Daniel M
                                                                      Daniel M  1 weeks back

                                                                      U can only eat rabbit in months that dont have a R in them every other month have a high risk of worms.

                                                                      • phoenixaayas ad
                                                                        phoenixaayas ad  1 weeks back

                                                                        What about a horse.

                                                                        • Detroit Farooq
                                                                          Detroit Farooq  1 weeks back

                                                                          This is why you make sure you capture a few males and females and let them mate that way you can have food anytime you need you just go Slaughter one and it might last for today's depend on the size of the family

                                                                          • Detroit Farooq
                                                                            Detroit Farooq  1 weeks back

                                                                            You can actually make more arrows that's a no-brainer they used to do it back in the day how you think they used to hunt we didn't have factories for arrows so they had to make him handmade you just have to go back to Resort until the Primitive days

                                                                            • Quentin Store
                                                                              Quentin Store  1 weeks back

                                                                              Survival is camping with guns long term!

                                                                              • Kooler M
                                                                                Kooler M  1 weeks back

                                                                                Go to the Woods In California.....YOUR GONNA BE THE TINDER!

                                                                                • Johnny Black
                                                                                  Johnny Black  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Joe "my kids will eat a rabbit" Rogan

                                                                                  • Hyunje Lee
                                                                                    Hyunje Lee  1 weeks back

                                                                                    go to Arkansas. more bucks here than people probably

                                                                                    • jake fiscus
                                                                                      jake fiscus  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Lol the black came out of him when he thought about that tank

                                                                                      • jake fiscus
                                                                                        jake fiscus  1 weeks back

                                                                                        I know for zombies id go North for the freezing nights & winters its pretty hostile for a zombie in the middle of a corn/wheat/soy or pasture field at 2am in the middle of the winter

                                                                                        • MarkThisWayAfter
                                                                                          MarkThisWayAfter  1 weeks back

                                                                                          This guy says everything with 100% conviction until joe disagrees then he says “really?” And immediately changes his mind...hate ppl like that.

                                                                                          • Driko99
                                                                                            Driko99  1 weeks back

                                                                                            You wouldn’t be able to buy gas lol

                                                                                            • Scotty Rob
                                                                                              Scotty Rob  1 weeks back

                                                                                              This dude Rich... is 100% fucked in an end of the world situation lol