Come with me to a swim meet

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  • Published: 11 March 2019
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    Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






    But what happened to that piece of ice?


    You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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    Current sub count: 1, 947, 158

    With love,

    Jeorge Clooney
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Comments • 22 691

  • lalalauren
    lalalauren  8 months back

    For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

  • Guac_a_mol_e
    Guac_a_mol_e  56 minutes back

    There is an Italian restaurant by us and the guy who owns it wears them chili pepper Crocs almost every time we go there

    • Kaylee Nagata
      Kaylee Nagata  8 hours back

      i said "the mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell, i am " to a teacher wearing a cell shirt and she started bust laughing looked at her shirt and continued to laugh

      • Lama the Llama
        Lama the Llama  14 hours back

        i didn't know you lived in ontario. toronto? Burlington?

        • JTM Games
          JTM Games  15 hours back

          she kinds sounds like Velma from scooby doo

          • Olivia Duncan
            Olivia Duncan  18 hours back

            Just by watching this video I got nervous

            • Dat Fly Guy
              Dat Fly Guy  22 hours back

              I am 12 and I swim a 1:01 100 free

              • PAPI CHIDO 2
                PAPI CHIDO 2  24 hours back

                No te entendí ni mergas, no se inglés :v

                • rapmoanstah
                  rapmoanstah  1 days back

                  watching this vid made me miss swim meets HAHA

                  • Sgt. Goose
                    Sgt. Goose  1 days back

                    I live in Ontario

                    • Rice Boy69
                      Rice Boy69  1 days back

                      Didn’t she have 2 mil subs just yesterday?!!?

                      • Artiscxa Artist
                        Artiscxa Artist  2 days back

                        Hello fellow swimmer here!!
                        I’m also doing the 200 and 100 and I’m doing the 400 relay and 200 relay and I can relate so much with this!

                        • sanabanana
                          sanabanana  2 days back

                          4:06 "it's not a joke" honestlyyyyy it feels like you are putting on a corset

                          • Rilet
                            Rilet  2 days back

                            You wanna know what’s also not fun skiing for five hours ending at 10 pm and then waking up and doing like a 1500 out of the whole swim practice then waking up next morning the having a swim meet 😢

                            • sophia the dumb
                              sophia the dumb  2 days back

                              whenever someone says 200 free i get chills.

                              • maxim zorn
                                maxim zorn  3 days back

                                you look skinny then when you raise your arms ur BUFF

                                • Cirrus
                                  Cirrus  4 days back

                                  "Too long to sprint and too long to pace yourself". YES THAT'S WHY I HATE THAT EVENT

                                  • twigx
                                    twigx  4 days back

                                    Erin had severe hyperthermia. Within a day, she dropped and had hypothermia. If she had been sleepy during the meet, she had reached max severity and could have died if she decided to sleep. She's amazing.

                                    • Random Peep
                                      Random Peep  4 days back

                                      Joana: " It tasted like ear wax, and don't ask me how I know that "


                                      Me: " Don't worry, I know how it tastes too... "

                                      • Hdhdgdjshsh Dhhdjsshhxhx

                                        Ok where did you get your bedding????

                                        • George B
                                          George B  6 days back

                                          I'm swimming the 100 fly and then 200 IM tomorrow, send prayers 🙏🙏

                                          • Vickie Lavigne
                                            Vickie Lavigne  6 days back

                                            I love swimming but man is it hell 😂 I haven’t swam in a year cause I graduated and watching this makes me realize how much I miss it and also brought back all my premeet stress 😂

                                            • Melvin
                                              Melvin  1 weeks back

                                              Ik dacht echt de next Nederlandse Meme gevonden te hebben. De thumbnail, de Nederlandse titel. Dit wordt wat. Maar helaas.

                                              • The Tae Mullet Enthusiast

                                                oh my god I thought I was the only one who nervously pooped

                                                • Isabel Coddington
                                                  Isabel Coddington  1 weeks back

                                                  As a swimmer ( and not a particularly good one ) I know the struggles of these events and you did great

                                                  My coach makes me do a 500

                                                  • •Avïïa• .v.
                                                    •Avïïa• .v.  1 weeks back

                                                    Joanna: _So I’d like to rant about-_

                                                    Me as a Swimmer: *Y E S*

                                                    • Andrea Sergio
                                                      Andrea Sergio  1 weeks back

                                                      why a titol is in italian? ma porco diii ma non sai mettere un titolo in inglese e parlare in quel modooo

                                                      • Caleb Mills
                                                        Caleb Mills  1 weeks back

                                                        sorry i am a swimmer to and i just had a swim meet and it was prelims and finals the people that made it to finals on our swim team went to lunch and we all thought we were going to throw up at finals and i was a alternate for 2 free and swam the 2 im .

                                                        • angelos toledos
                                                          angelos toledos  1 weeks back

                                                          Your butterflyer ain't that good

                                                          • Jennifer Cardenas
                                                            Jennifer Cardenas  1 weeks back

                                                            I have a swim tomorrow and I'm nervous 😫

                                                            • Ave Games
                                                              Ave Games  2 weeks back

                                                              I want to know what strokes you swim. I now free and back, but do you swim breast and fly, or nah?

                                                              • Jeremy Towns
                                                                Jeremy Towns  2 weeks back

                                                                I personally call nervous pooping before a meet and at a meet, the “swim shitties”

                                                                • JustAConfusedLibra
                                                                  JustAConfusedLibra  2 weeks back

                                                                  Admits to nervous pooping.... I instantly subscribed. Hi you’re my new fav YouTuber x

                                                                  • Maria Artalejo
                                                                    Maria Artalejo  2 weeks back

                                                                    Been there felt that

                                                                    • SuperSonic AssClap
                                                                      SuperSonic AssClap  2 weeks back

                                                                      Joana! Ur getting a phatty ew I’m so sorry

                                                                      • Alba Torres Ponce
                                                                        Alba Torres Ponce  2 weeks back

                                                                        I'm a swimmer and I don't feel ready yet to go to a swim meet, but i have vacations now and seeing this girl, makes me wanna go to the classes now! But yeah, when I think about the cold water: >:(

                                                                        • P E A C H Y M O O C H I

                                                                          I forgot I signed up for a swim meet this weekend,and I watched this video and remembered so now I’m mentally unstable

                                                                          • Skye Duncan
                                                                            Skye Duncan  2 weeks back

                                                                            This is who I live up to

                                                                            • 10,000 thousand subs without a video challenge

                                                                              "i dare you to paypal me your anger" I DIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                                                                              • Vanilla Scone
                                                                                Vanilla Scone  2 weeks back

                                                                                As a swimmer, this video caused boughts of agony and prodigious degrees of suffering and calamity to my very being, because, you see, everything you said was accurate, down to the most painfully precise of intricacy.

                                                                                • Sarah love yourself
                                                                                  Sarah love yourself  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Ayyyyyy March 4 is my b day

                                                                                  • Aims Smythe
                                                                                    Aims Smythe  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Omg the anxiety I used to get from swim meets just came back and punched me in the gut. Oh the memories and the horror 😭😱

                                                                                    • Astrid Hofferson
                                                                                      Astrid Hofferson  2 weeks back

                                                                                      0:00
                                                                                      March 4 is my bday
                                                                                      I AM BLESSED

                                                                                      • Madam _SG
                                                                                        Madam _SG  2 weeks back

                                                                                        Personally I could never ever ever

                                                                                        • Kj
                                                                                          Kj  2 weeks back

                                                                                          I just came back from my first swimming training for the year I FEEL LIKE A BIG BALL OF CRAP
                                                                                          My nose is literally burning from water coming up into my nose
                                                                                          My fingers hurt from getting caught on the lane ropes because I can’t swim back stroke straight

                                                                                          • Kareena Nicole
                                                                                            Kareena Nicole  2 weeks back

                                                                                            1.4k dislikes? Is it because of the egg in the thumbnail😔

                                                                                            • Jaylene Huynh
                                                                                              Jaylene Huynh  2 weeks back

                                                                                              GOOD MORNING DOGS, CATS, AND ALIENS😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                                              • Megha Gokulnath
                                                                                                Megha Gokulnath  2 weeks back

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