Come with me to a swim meet

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  • Published: 11 March 2019
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    Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






    But what happened to that piece of ice?


    You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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    Jeorge Clooney
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Comments • 22 407

  • lalalauren
    lalalauren  6 months back

    For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

    • Jodie Marshall
      Jodie Marshall  3 hours back

      Nice

    • Porfilas2
      Porfilas2  3 hours back

      Ive been getting better. The last swim meet I had my 200 free was a 1:52 and my 100 free a 52. I love those races. But I hate everything else.

    • the flying dinosaur
      the flying dinosaur  11 hours back

      Very fast!!!

    • Sam Supriyasilp
      Sam Supriyasilp  3 days back

      Wait I though the pool was short course so um

    • Tesseract5277 *Im weird*
      Tesseract5277 *Im weird*  4 days back

      Um I'm American and we use the same measurements for swim meets don't ask me why I like to think it's because we know the metric system is superior so we only use it for a few things (we actually tried switching measurements before but it cost too much to re-do all the signs so we just kept things the way they were)

  • ABDO KAMEL
    ABDO KAMEL  2 hours back

    Waaaaaaw I fell Sad for you like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............I am an ikea fan hehe oh and your fan too lol you are more than funny

    • taetaemy baebae
      taetaemy baebae  2 hours back

      i love Joana, her videos and her whole being

      what u know what I love the most?







      her descriptions
      don’t believe me? read them

      • rebecca
        rebecca  2 hours back

        bro i’m rewatching this video after i just had my last high school meet ever and now i’m sad an nostalgic :) thank you :)

        • Jodie Marshall
          Jodie Marshall  3 hours back

          What suit do u have

          • Emma Rennard
            Emma Rennard  6 hours back

            John cena talks about how short she is at 5'4 3/4...
            *cries in 5'1*

            • It’s.meh_strphanie I usually don’t post videos

              Yeeesss finally some one agrees with me on the 200 free

              • T _
                T _  9 hours back

                This is the first ever video I’ve seen from you but I’m sold best laugh I’ve had in a while relate on too many levels

                • F l o o f y 웃유
                  F l o o f y 웃유  10 hours back

                  9:10

                  Don’t they all?

                  • the flying dinosaur
                    the flying dinosaur  11 hours back

                    YOUR WEARING A JOYLN!!! YASSS

                    • Sofia Villanueva
                      Sofia Villanueva  18 hours back

                      *me watching this before my swim meet*

                      • Jessica Galka
                        Jessica Galka  1 days back

                        Were you a dancer because your feet are gorgeous

                        • DoomedDumpling
                          DoomedDumpling  1 days back

                          Guys. Watch. The. Subtitles

                          • Sprinkle Donut
                            Sprinkle Donut  1 days back

                            😂

                            • Sprinkle Donut
                              Sprinkle Donut  1 days back

                              1:17 Lol I feel ya 😂

                              • Sprinkle Donut
                                Sprinkle Donut  1 days back

                                *Sniffle cause her personal record for 100 is only 1:12:13

                                • GermanLetsPlay Jr
                                  GermanLetsPlay Jr  1 days back

                                  Just for fun i swim a 1:58,87 in 200 and a 54,50 in 100 and a 28,87 in 50 Backstrock

                                • Amy Paget
                                  Amy Paget  1 days back

                                  in warm up all you gotta do is try not to get murdered

                                  • Madison Leaver
                                    Madison Leaver  2 days back

                                    finally a swimmer i can relate to

                                    • Abbey Hawkins
                                      Abbey Hawkins  2 days back

                                      YO IM IN THIS VIDEO AT 3:29

                                      • YouTube Fan
                                        YouTube Fan  2 days back

                                        How old are you x

                                        • Astheticlife Forever
                                          Astheticlife Forever  2 days back

                                          OMG THAT IS THAT THE TORONTO PAN AM I WENT THERE FOR FESTIVALS!

                                          • Georgia Hildenbrand
                                            Georgia Hildenbrand  2 days back

                                            Joana, this video inspired me to pick swimming back up. I’ve now been doing squad for about 5 months and I’m having a blast. Thank you for reminding me it’s not just about winning (even though that’s all you do)

                                            ❤️❤️❤️

                                            • Chubby Panda
                                              Chubby Panda  2 days back

                                              I know this video is kinda old but I think some swimmers will be watching so




                                              I DROPED 8 WHOLE FREAKING SECONDS OF MY TIME AT MY MEET YESTERDAY!!!!!!

                                              Thank you for coming to my ted talk

                                              • Yellow flower
                                                Yellow flower  3 days back

                                                You are painting like me
                                                You are swimming like me
                                                You are going to workout like me
                                                Omg and also a love your funny vid's 💛

                                                • ABlue Tale101
                                                  ABlue Tale101  3 days back

                                                  As a competitive swimmer I can relate so much with the warm up portion as our pools are so small it around 10 people per lane. It was so bad my junior year I got a black eye from a girl kicking me in the face when she was doing breast stroke

                                                  • Max Ha
                                                    Max Ha  3 days back

                                                    I know I’m late but.. this whole vid is too relatable

                                                    • Dolphin Lizard
                                                      Dolphin Lizard  4 days back

                                                      I’m a swimmer too

                                                      • Larissa Cremer
                                                        Larissa Cremer  4 days back

                                                        John Cena : "swim meet"
                                                        Me understanding : "swimmy" lmaoo

                                                        • Denki Kaminari
                                                          Denki Kaminari  4 days back

                                                          Had a swim meet today and I had to do the 50 freestyle 100 backstroke and 200 relay (btw I'm in 7th grade) won 2nd in the 50 1st in the 100 and 1st in 200 and dang I'm tired

                                                          • Avas Baby Alives
                                                            Avas Baby Alives  4 days back

                                                            it was snowing when u posted dis

                                                            • Olivia Hill
                                                              Olivia Hill  4 days back

                                                              “PeAcE WaS nEvEr An OpTiOn”😂💀

                                                              • Nerdy Sisterhood
                                                                Nerdy Sisterhood  4 days back

                                                                I do 100 free to, I prefer 25 back
                                                                I recognize your arena, I go there too
                                                                ♥️♥️

                                                                • sophia gillard
                                                                  sophia gillard  4 days back

                                                                  her nerf gun collection just stalking in the background!😂

                                                                  • ww wifi
                                                                    ww wifi  5 days back

                                                                    Do you also wax your V for Vagina

                                                                    • Project A
                                                                      Project A  5 days back

                                                                      No wonder she's so stressed, must train her ass off to win so convincingly!!

                                                                      • Teressa Williams
                                                                        Teressa Williams  5 days back

                                                                        Bruh I’m a swimmer too so when she was talking about water getting into your nose during backstroke is the worst I felt that🥵🤣

                                                                        • Bella Brady
                                                                          Bella Brady  5 days back

                                                                          As a fellow swimmer, I can conclude that backstroke is actually called nasal destruction and meets stink like old cheese

                                                                          • Savy Wolf
                                                                            Savy Wolf  5 days back

                                                                            Random question. Can I still join a swim team at 17? I was in lessons at 2 years of age. About 10 years later I stopped however...

                                                                            • Devon Maybe
                                                                              Devon Maybe  5 days back

                                                                              “Dont attack me for eating with a spork and foon”
                                                                              I choked

                                                                              • Kristen Nisonger
                                                                                Kristen Nisonger  5 days back

                                                                                im dying this is how they be
                                                                                especially backstroke

                                                                                • Gundam
                                                                                  Gundam  6 days back

                                                                                  Best Victoria secret fashion show ever. Marry me. ❤️🥰

                                                                                  • caitlin olsen
                                                                                    caitlin olsen  6 days back

                                                                                    I am a swimmer also YAY BUTTERFLY

                                                                                    • tae tae
                                                                                      tae tae  6 days back

                                                                                      how old is she

                                                                                      • StarMayor
                                                                                        StarMayor  6 days back

                                                                                        Erin has a next level immune system.

                                                                                        • vincent difonzo
                                                                                          vincent difonzo  6 days back

                                                                                          Playback speed set to x2 for 4:38 you will thank me later

                                                                                          • Courtney Braddock
                                                                                            Courtney Braddock  7 days back

                                                                                            You’re a SWIMMER?!

                                                                                            • Kenny B
                                                                                              Kenny B  7 days back

                                                                                              Do you swim sc meters or yards